Anon, why haven't you moved to a walkable city yet. Your dream gf is there, surely. She hates nature and cars but loves blacks and homeless.

I live in the country, one day my dryad gf will come to me while I'm on one of my nightly walks

I will also accept an alien gf abducting me one night

>>81621317
How can you have a nightly walk in the cuntry? I thought you had to have a car to go outside.

>>81621295 (OP)
I'm the only person in the world who knows pic related, and nobody ever cares about it even though it entirely settles the left/right wing debate.

>>81621336
you're stupid because i said so.
also you live easy lives because i said so
boy your racist ass wouldnt last a day in the city cuz ur scared of people who arent white LOL

>>81621380
Tell they ass off Deshawn. They ain't know how good it is to live in the city.

>>81621336
domestication occurred on farms though, not in cities

Nope. I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and I'm glad my boyfriend likes it too.

>>81621317
>night walk
Based. I still do mine even though I work dayshifts now. Usually around 4am on days I'm off.

>>81621336
Okay, cool. Now go out in the woods. Get that high test and threat detection by fighting off those bears! Get between a mama and her cub. Be a man, Anon! Go gathering those berries and wild edibles (seriously, foraging is nice, do it.)

>>81621295 (OP)
>agender human
what the fuck

>>81621520
What's bumfuck nowhere to you? I live in the rural south, but I still wish I lived further away from society.

>>81621295 (OP)
Tbf to the OP pic suburbia is boring and soulless, and no you're not rural or more attuned to nature if your suburban
I go on strolls around the block and no ones outside, one time someone even questioned what I was doing???

>>81621295 (OP)
What the fuck
Every time I go into nature I think "yes, I want to be here and not anywhere else"
I'm an urbanite too, what sort of retard bugperson thinks this way

>>81621485
Domestication scale
urban>suburban>rural/farm>wild hunter gatherer

>>81621380
kys wigger

>>81621324
if you're /fit/ and a neet, you don't need a car even if you live in the country. you just need a whole day's worth of time and some strong legs to make the 20 mile round trip through a forest trail to your nearest gas station to pick up tendies and wine

t. /fit/ country neet making my tendie pilgrimage tomorrow

>>81621735
sounds comfy since it's a trail. do you listen to music or podcasts or just walk?

>>81621735
You must not live in the meth part of the country.

>>81621295 (OP)
I live in a walkable city. I enjoy it. But I also enjoy nature. I like just about anything.

>>81621317
How do you night walk in the country? L

>>81622318
No one is there to stop you. You can do as you please.

>>81622337
I'm afraid a cop will stop me because I'm the only one walking alone at night

>>81621336
>>81621520
>>81621657
t. people who spend all day on their computers

>>81621295 (OP)
A walkable city gives more room for nature you stupid fuck and the distance between cities goes down allowing you to find someone.
You don't live in the country and it shows

>>81622318
>wait until night time
>go for a walk in the forest
i live in pretty isolated part of ireland so there's literally nothing to stop me, no people, no wild animals.
There are people that live kind of near me but they're all old as fuck and go to bed early

>>81622356
this happens to me when i nightwalk, even in scandinavia. they'll pull up, roll down their window and smalltalk for 20 seconds before moving on. guess they're checking if im psychotic or high. i wouldnt feel safe in the US though. some pig could just invent reasons to look in my ass for drugs or whatever

>>81622442
Yeah I'm in muttland so I'll be interrogated and who knows what else

>>81622356
You need your own forest, anon. Anyone who doesn't have their own forest to walk in is basically a subhuman, myself included.