Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:15:01 PM No.81622884
>be me
>visit India bc my gf is hyped about le heckin spiritual country
>land
>rancid poop and trash stench everywhere
>constant derka derka and street fights
>food vendors sneeze into and wipe their ass with bare hands that stick in food
>everyone oggles my gf
>many grope and shove their hands into her pants
>we need some food by our hote
>Poop covered guy selling it
>umm no dude I don't eat poop
>begins grunting and screeching
>a horde bears down upon us blasting diarrhea every which way
>am restrained at my limbs as a pair pries my mouth open
>elder obese entity stomps forth
>his fellow pajeets screech like a victorious tribe of chimps
>the man makes the burning poop streets of Delhi smell like a rose garden
>releases the kraken
>I pass out
>Awaken in hospital
>learn poop is first line treatment
>vomit
>"ah I see you've had yours"
mfw
>visit India bc my gf is hyped about le heckin spiritual country
>land
>rancid poop and trash stench everywhere
>constant derka derka and street fights
>food vendors sneeze into and wipe their ass with bare hands that stick in food
>everyone oggles my gf
>many grope and shove their hands into her pants
>we need some food by our hote
>Poop covered guy selling it
>umm no dude I don't eat poop
>begins grunting and screeching
>a horde bears down upon us blasting diarrhea every which way
>am restrained at my limbs as a pair pries my mouth open
>elder obese entity stomps forth
>his fellow pajeets screech like a victorious tribe of chimps
>the man makes the burning poop streets of Delhi smell like a rose garden
>releases the kraken
>I pass out
>Awaken in hospital
>learn poop is first line treatment
>vomit
>"ah I see you've had yours"
mfw
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