I will ALWAYS have a girlfriend because I have the personality of a fish. Fishcels LITERALLY cannot lose even if were trying to. Fish bitches are SWARMING to get a taste of my fish aura. IMAGINE being a fishpilled and somehow not making it.
It is a fishy life but someone has got to live it.
It's because you look better in comparison. A guy can literally just show up and be normal and he is already leagues above the dregs. Keep swimming fish bro
>>81622940The little minnows drop dead when I enter the scene.
I'm convinced the fish guy has a bunch of secret admirers. I wish they would show themselves so he can get a nice gf.
