Thread 81623575 - /r9k/ [Archived: 866 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:21:57 PM No.81623575
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You have no excuse.
>Fat? - Stop Stuffing your face
>Skinny? - Start stuffing your face and start lifting weights
>Don't have a good job? - If you can't afford college you can self study and get a crap ton of certs and build a portfolio. If you're willing to put reps in the gym then why not put reps into building your career?
>Genetically fucked in the face? - Plastic Surgery. Use the good job from earlier to pay for it.
>Height? - Shoe lifts exist.
>Personality is fucked? - If it can be medicated then hop on meds. If it can't then try exposure therapy, or just try to find people as sperged as you.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:26:44 PM No.81623610
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>>81623575 (OP)
i just started yesterday actually, yeah
>ran my first 5 miles
>lifting with dad's home gym stuff, total pl8s add up to 90lbs
>started hair-care and skincare
the funny thing is i don't actually care, but apparently a lot of other people do care about this stuff so i guess i'm forced to participate
>pic related
i have this as my wallpaper, you can tell how retarded i am irl haha
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:28:12 PM No.81623630
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>>81623575 (OP)
>Height? - Shoe lifts exist
Yeah I'm gonna look so fucking cool standing at a whopping 5'8 with those on
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:30:17 PM No.81623651
>>81623630
New kingdom hearts looking sick
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:05 PM No.81623661
>fixed myself
>World is still a shitty place full of shitty people
Nah I think I'll just jack off and do drugs.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:32:29 PM No.81623679
>>81623630
You can get away with a good 4 inches. Some shoes have a built in 2 inches underneath the sole that isnt noticible, and if you add a shoelift into the shoe you can add another discrete 2 inches. Sure if you are 5'8 after that it might seem disheartening but it is still much better than before and can 100% command more respect.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:38:21 PM No.81623740
>>81623575 (OP)
>Start stuffing your face and start lifting weights
Nearest gym is 20km away and since i exercize at home 3 tomes a week i lost even more weight
>you can self study and get a crap ton of certs and build a portfolio. If you're willing to put reps in the gym then why not put reps into building your career?
Doesnt work because good jobs only hire through nepotism/top unis
>Plastic Surgery. Use the good job from earlier to pay for it.
Cant get a good job + i dont have 100k to spend in surgery
>Shoe lifts exist.
Im 1m85 lifts are not enough
, i need leg legthening surgery but i cant afford it
>it can be medicated then hop on meds. If it can't then try exposure therapy, or just try to find people as sperged as you.
Didnt work and women dont like ugly, poor and boring men
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:39:56 PM No.81623756
>>81623740
Part2
>you have no excuses
I am poor, boring, ugly and i dont get to meet any women because they arent any where i live
>inb4 emigrate
Thats for jeets and other shades of browns. Yuropoors arent allowed to migrate
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:40:31 PM No.81623764
>>81623575 (OP)
My excuse is that I can't control the choices women make
If women choose not to date me there is literally nothing I can do about it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:41:38 PM No.81623780
How do I fix the complete unwillingness to participate in life? I don't want a girlfriend, I don't want anything fancy. I just want to rot in front of my computer.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:43:52 PM No.81623810
>>81623575 (OP)
How about this one: Indian.
You either have to face a bunch of people that make random assumptions about you based on memes, or settle for the few bpd maniacs that give you a chance but then ruin your life after.
>Just get with a woman form back ho-
Like I said, random assumptions. Why would I want to date someone I can't relate to?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:44:21 PM No.81623817
>>81623780
you've got two choices, either participate in society anyway OR just rot and wait till death comes knocking

i dont care either but i dont wanna rot away so i chose the former
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:45:00 PM No.81623824
>>81623575 (OP)
>Fat? - Stop Stuffing your face
>Skinny? - Start stuffing your face and start lifting weights
OK, these two are fair enough.
>If you can't afford college you can self study and get a crap ton of certs and build a portfolio.
You sound like you mean IT/coding. Not everyone is technologically skilled like me and they might not want to put in the effort for the potential money. I say potential because coding is no longer a wise future investment and getting a coding job without connections is not easy.
>Plastic Surgery.
Pretty extreme and expensive. Also not guaranteed to fix your face and might even make it worse than it is.
>Shoe lifts exist.
Kek. Imagine what a woman will think when you take off your shoes to fuck her and suddenly you're noticeably shorter.
>If it can be medicated then hop on meds
Meds have side-effects.
>If it can't then try exposure therapy
Probably bullshit. You can't really change the way you are. All you can do is mask, which will eventually make you tired and annoyed.
>just try to find people as sperged as you.
Good luck finding autistic women who are also not complete nutcases.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:49:52 PM No.81623897
>>81623575 (OP)
Any post that tells you to get plastic surgery as if it's on the same level of gaining a bit of weight is so dumb. Oh let me guess you have never had plastic surgery huh? You have no authority to suggest it so casually
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:52:39 PM No.81623929
>>81623817
it's like i see no reason. i wasn't that much of an outsider during school and early uni, it's just like i slowly lost interest in life over time, like it all just fundamentally sucks for me.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:58:16 PM No.81623999
>>81623929
same

i don't have a favourite car, i don't wanna travel anywhere, i don't actually want a gf - but in some sort of weird defeatist logic, i succumbed and fell into the normiesphere anyway
been taking care of myself, been trying to talk to girls, been saving up money for my first car, etc.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:02:47 PM No.81624056
>>81623780
Same. I feel like pretty much all of the things most men chase have massive downsides:
>gf
Risk of heartbreak, STDs, pregnancy, expensive, needs commitment which limits freedom.
>marriage
Same as gf but even more expensive and limiting to freedom. Difficult and expensive to undo.
>kids
Extremely expensive, extremely risky, annoying, bad for health and aging, not guaranteed to love you as adults, not cute (personal opinion). Pretty much the worst thing that could happen to me besides disease.
>moving out
Decades of debt. Being enslaved to a bank and employment. Limiting to freedom. No more healthy lunch cooked by my mom. Coming home to an empty place (Even as an introvert, I'm not sure I'd enjoy this every day).
>getting a job.
I have a job and I only have a job because I need money in order to be able to not have a job as soon as possible. That's how nice having a job is for me.
I just don't want more than a room with computers, some booze from time to time and well...freedom. That's the most important thing to me, freedom and lack of responsibilities. And no, I'm not going to grow up as I'm already 30.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:04:37 PM No.81624085
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>>81623575 (OP)
i am covered almost entirely from head to toe in damaged diseased skin, i'm basically nurglespawn irl
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:18:13 PM No.81624254
>>81623575 (OP)
>>Shoe lifts exist.
that only works if you are at least 5'5
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:21 PM No.81624356
>>81623740
>>81623756
You are the problem faggot. Literally make an excuse for everything. You deserve your suffering.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:38:47 PM No.81624483
Gaining weight is way harder than lol eat and go gym. Even after steroids and appetite stimulating drugs it takes constant effort just to stay at 180lbs. It's an unreasonable amount of calories. Just because I'm tall doesn't mean my stomach is any bigger than the guy 7" shorter. For my height I have to be 220lbs in order to look halfway good. That's 40lbs*3,500 calories, 140,000 calories I have to eat on top of maintaining. Over one year that means increasing daily calories by >12%, consistently, never missing a single day. I'm already at maximum capacity and sometimes vomit
After trying to top up with milk all day. Gomad is a meme because milk is so filling. Olive oil shots taste horrible.
It's bullshit society demands everyone be in an arms race to get as fat as possible anyway. Average woman doesn't want to date someone who weighs less than her, but she chose to be built like a tank that had babies with a refrigerator then cheated on the refrigerator with a brick shithouse. Average woman is a foot shorter than me and weighs 180lbs. What the fuck. A 5'3 woman should weigh 110lbs at the very most. There's not even any advantage women get from being a landwhale. At least for men size is necessary to be effective at work and intimidation factor.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:40:11 PM No.81624499
just saw chud
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:45:49 PM No.81624544
>>81624483
people don't realize that you can have a fucked up metabolism / thyroid and that it can go both ways...
>you don't burn enough calories naturally so you have to starve yourself and constantly exercise
>you burn way too many calories naturally so you have to constantly overeat just to maintain your weight