Thread 81624186 - /r9k/ [Archived: 852 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:12:15 PM No.81624186
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I hate all of you, save for maybe two. I firmly believe the world would be a better place with most of you dead and gone.
If your life is shit, you deserve it. And if it's good or even comfortable, you don't.
None of you are any more than underdeveloped teething infants, constantly crying with no intention to change anything in your life.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:22:11 PM No.81624296
None of that matters
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:23:32 PM No.81624308
>>81624186 (OP)
okay smartass, tell me how i can kill this child-like wonder within me so i be le based "grumpy old man" like you
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:02 PM No.81624330
>>81624186 (OP)
Can you give me a method to die painless without gun?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:40 PM No.81624361
>>81624296
No shit, anon.
>>81624308
First you go outside every morning and eat as much dirt as you can stomach from a secluded area, preferably under a tree. It doesn't matter if there are bugs or grubs, just keep shoving it down your gullet and by morning you might finally undergo puberty, you manbaby faggot.
>>81624330
Do crazy motorcycle stunts and if you fuckup you die. But you don't actually want to die so shut your mouth.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:45 PM No.81624429
>>81624361
>Do crazy motorcycle stunts
That doesn't sound painless
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:27 PM No.81624438
>>81624429
Do it hopped up on near lethal amounts of morphine every time.