>office politics
>bootlicking and kissing ass
>professional etiquette

I fucking hate jobs and hate being jobless. Searching for a job is a humiliation ritual. Even when you get the job, it still is. Fuck normalfag society and the gay hoops it forces you to jump through. There is no dignity left for the Zoomer.

>>81624917 (OP)
You should write back, "Kill yourself you stupid HR fuck, I'm gonna behead your entire family tomorrow"

>>81625001
Uhm based department we got a speeder over here

>>81625001
She is right. They are not friends or coworkers or anything, there's 0 reason to send more than one mail to a stranger.

>>81624917 (OP)
>You have to use warm language unless you're dark triad Chad then you can do whatever the fuck you want

>>81625151

no fucking way, this woman is just some bitter HR roastie on a power trip. women always love enforcing rules to a draconian level.

>>81625151
She's just being a fussy cunt over literally nothing - in fact this is more than likely entirely made up.

The bubble in the U.S is about to pop anyway anon. Give it time.

>>81624917 (OP)
this made me angry so if it's meant as bait then you did a good job

>>81625268

please, God, nothing would make me happier.

>>81625295

It was an image i downloaded on >>>/pol/. It should make you angry. fuck corporate cunts. they need to study this shit and call it cuntology.

>>81625318
>cuntology
it would be based if we developed zoology for women. learning how they work would greatly benefit mankind.

>>81625401

i think the blackpill has done a lot in that direction but it mainly focuses on dating, sex, and relationships.

>>81625432
The blackpill will have accomplished nothing until the day we own women as pets

She's just a premenopausal bitch on her last rag trying to sabotage a young professional. Good manners didn't cease to be a thing once email was invented. For as long as we have been writing each other we've opened with a greeting and well wishes like I hope this finds you in good health or whatever, then ending with a proper farewell.
I'm always disappointed when I receive an email that doesn't follow the bare minimum courtesy and format. Doesn't even have to be formal.
>hey, anon
>[generic warm opening]
>[body]
>[closing]
>name/title/contact
Replies don't have to follow this perfectly if it's a back and forth thing, but the first response should at least acknowledge some level of standard expectations.
The worst is a vague/stupid email subject. You open it and it's a long run on sentence shat out without bothering to capitalize, spell correctly, or even wipe after. Especially rambling ones where the important information is hidden in a sea of irrelevance. I definitely notice and remember who possesses basic composition skill and writes concise and polite.

>>81625595

expect literacy and grammar to get worse as AI improves. chatGPT slop generation here we come

>>81624917 (OP)
Slaves are not entitled to dignity. Know. Your. Place.

>>81625268
You do realize the kikes that run and (keyword here) manipulate everything, are going to make sure that that gets dragged out as much as possible? Yeah labor participation rates keep dropping, dollar keeps getting more enshittified, and more and more men are going into old age childless and gfless, but there's a vested interest to keep the charade going on for as long as possible.

>>81624917 (OP)
The job search is much more humiliating than the job. Many people are just doing the bare minimum to not get fired, cucking their employers. You can take a shit on the clock for fuck's sake.

>>81625595
Wait until you hit your first unannounced etiquette switch. Like it's considered "unfriendly" not to finish sentences with an exclamation mark! Zoomers even consider it rude and a sign of anger to end sentences with periods, which is coming in the next 5 years since they're starting to enter the workforce.

>>81628105
They're one foot out the door already. China might have turned out to be bad goys, but they're in the process of replacing them with jeets. Until manufacturing is completely moved to India, jeets make for an excellent drone class abroad. Obedient, deferential, kiss ass even. They have no moral qualms about deceit and theft, making them excellent footsoldiers for any nefarious schemes that may be cooked up. No pesky morality or pride to get in the way like with European stock.
It's painfully obvious that they are in the process of liquidating the US before moving base of operations to either Khazaria or greater Israel. Either or both will be bought with and paved in the blood of European men. China may have been more formidable an opponent than expected, but all nations fall to subversion. They have selected some members of their kind to metamorphize and take on the appearance of the Han through intermarriage. Their only weakness in the orient is they can't effectively camouflage as a ni hao, fellow chinamen like they did to Europe and America. It only takes three or four generations to acquire this camouflage and they will have free reign to gorge themselves upon the Chinese, just about the time they've finished picking the bones of Europeans.

>>81624917 (OP)
Post name and company.

>>81624917 (OP)
OP read the following closely.
>>81625001
This but unironically, if you get the job you'll be fucking miserable. You're gonna hate office life and interacting with the people in that environment. You might make an alright salary but you can't replace feeling good with money. You'll be middle class and miserable. You should try to make money alternatively instead of participating in that which you perceive to be embarrassing. If you follow a path designed for you to submit and carry those above you you end your life a dirty doormat thrown in the trash and replaced. Don't live a purposeless meaningless gay-ass fucking life. Do something now before it's too late, before you're too old, before the fruit of opportunity shrivels up in front of you. Don't watch it rot anon. Live well.

>>81628407
That sounds horrible. What do they base this on? I can find letters written with ink and quill predating the declaration of independence following my preferred convention. Needless to say, it's a long line of tradition that has not undergone much change.
Would expecting zoomers to understand cultural differences and generation gap may affect communication be asking too much? My generation heavily discourages the use of exclamation marks outside of moments you intentionally want to be rude, sarcastic, and almost always it means you are being insincere. Use of periods is a sign of basic manners and respect towards the party being written too. I find it baffling that both ! and . Have changed to mean the exact opposite of what they mean.
I may have to mind up using gpt after all.
Preane rewrite this letter from 40 year old boomer to zoomerese following generationally equivalent levels of respect and formality.

>>81628407
>Zoomers even consider it rude and a sign of anger to end sentences with periods
This has been true online since AOL Instant Messenger at minimum. However it only applies to the last sentence, you can use periods throughout so long as you don't use the "closing period". Using one at the very end conveys a stern, formal tone, like I'm using here to lecture you about modern grammar.

>>81628943

Inspiring.

Thanks, anon. Will consider your words.

>>81628943
This.

I'm learning programming but diversifying it a bit in order to broaden my scope and have choices when being hired. Web development but also general app programming, too. I will also be actively looking for freelance jobs online and positions where I work from home, mostly. Even working for companies abroad, if possible.

Then, I also took up drawing 1-2 hours a day to learn to draw cartoon porn. It's enjoyable and you can make some decent money if you grab a niche by the balls.

I'm also working 10 hours a week as an amazon driver and putting all the money into crypto and learning that, too. So far I've made 3k in profit.

Just trying to broaden my horizons.

>>81629924
>learning the exact 2 most "replaced by AI" skills possible
Didn't know it was possible for it to be this over for one man