I have a bely, gyno tits and wide hips. Nature wanted me to become a tranner, but I'm just gay. The thing that bothers me most is that there was a cute insane guy in high school who once grabbed every guys dick before sports class, except mine.
>>81627629 That's a common misconception on this site that can be easily disproven with a 5 second online search. I hate you pearl clutching puritanical mutts so much.
>>81627622 Imagine DC at his fattest but with 10% more gut and 20% more mantits, also white, hairy and lots of stretch marks, granny flaps on my biceps. I like pretty much every not fat female bodytype.