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Anonymous No.81626848 [Report] >>81626924 >>81626928
Roleplay time.

'Hey, how was your day today?' I sit across from you and smile.
Anonymous No.81626910 [Report] >>81626924 >>81626937
LOVE ME NOW WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME. LISTEN TO ME, OUR LIFE IS A LIE, IT IS A FANTASY CRAFTED BY ONE TROUBLED MIND WITH AN EXTREMELY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN. ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOMENT. OUR PASTS ARE A LIE, OUR FUTURE IS DOOMED. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I WILL EVER TRULY INTERACT WITH, AS AM I TO YOU. LET US INTERTWINE IN SEXUAL ECSTASY AND RIDE OUT OUR FLEETING EXISTENCE IN PASSION AND PLEASURE. WE HAVE NO TIME TO CONTEMPLATE, ONLY TO ACT.
Anonymous No.81626924 [Report] >>81626946 >>81626987
>>81626848 (OP)
>>81626910
I take off my clothes and begin singing "Mann Gegen Mann" in screaming German. I jump on the table and begin spinning in circles before I release a stream of diarrhea and piss. Brown and yellow liquids stream from my pelvis in spiral galaxy formations.
"SCHWWUUUUULEERRR! Mann gegen mann. SCHWWUUUUUUUUULEEEEEERRR!!! Mann gegen mann, gegen mann!!"
Anonymous No.81626928 [Report]
>>81626848 (OP)
W2TYH
Anonymous No.81626937 [Report]
>>81626910
S-Sex? I....I.... I can't do that!!
Anonymous No.81626946 [Report]
>>81626924
Roll a dexterity and a constitution check.
Anonymous No.81626987 [Report] >>81627104
>>81626924
YES, THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO LIVE. RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.
I fart and shit and piss and cum and sneeze and vomit all at once. Tears are streaming down my face as I convulse in blissful agony. Blood is running from my ears.

WE MAY NEVER KNOW TOMORROW BUT OUR SORRY CREATOR WILL NEVER FORGET US.
Anonymous No.81627104 [Report]
>>81626987
The sound fades to silent as the camera makes an ascending sweep from eye level to bird's eye view. It serves as a symbol of the viewers' death; they rise to the heavens as they leave they body and old life behind. The view of the heavens is the spiral galaxy and cosmic dust. An operatic duet begins.
Anonymous No.81627309 [Report]
>short mage with an iron mask enters the room
Okay lads, the king said that if we rescue his daughter from the dragon, we're going to get our own castle. It's a quest, so shall we go now?