There should be a video game where you play as a really big monkey that got ahold of a hammer.

What would a monke know the do with a hammer? He can't even swing it he is monke

>>81630413
Monkeys can bash stuff with rocks dumbass. A hammer is functionally just a long, ergonomic rock. Use your fucking brain istg this whole website is a bunch of terminally ill retarded children.

>>81630413
>monkey has heavy stick
>monkey notices weird bald monkeys nearby
>monkey approaches bald monkeys
>monkey notices the bald monkeys flinch when he raises the heavy stick
>neuron_activation.jpg

>>81630393 (OP)
I like the way you think and would definitely play it. It would be like a reverse Donkey Kong where Mario/Jumpman doesn't have the hammer.

>>81630457
Of course the monke gets the rock and clam is broken up he forgets it. He doesn't sharpen it into violence.

>>81630393 (OP)
Could be a nice franchise. Monkey + Hammer is the first game. Money + Knife is the second. Monkey + Machine Gun could finish the trilogy.
I'd also play Money + Chainsaw, Monkey + Battering Ram, Monkey + Tractor, etc.

I'm especially excited for Monkey + Bulldozer.

>>81630480
What if it's a chimp. Chimps are super violent and will use tools for violence.

>>81630487
Genuinely a good idea that could print money.

Somebody get Annapurna Interactive on the phone.

can the final boss be an orangutan who has had enough of your shenanigans

>>81630640
How do you defeat the boss orangutan?

>>81630666
with the hammer, dumbass

>>81630640
>orangutan who has had enough of your shenanigans
so does this mean the main character is a macaque or a gibbon?

>people would rather reply to threads whining about women or promoting faggotry instead of a based thread about monkeys
I hate this place

>>81630732
I vote gorilla

>>81631633
gorilla would deck an orangutan unarmed so theres no challenge

>>81631643
I vote gorilla but by the time you reach the orangenigger you've suffered an unavoidable nerf that levels the playing field.

Or maybe the orangutan has robotic arms idk

>>81630393 (OP)
This deserves a thread theme. Hilarious picture that monkey about to get fucked up kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwOFBfUh70

>>81630393 (OP)
Ape out allows you to play as a gorilla but without the hammer. Masterful sound design though

>>81630513
monkes are tree enjoyers a chimp isn't going to sharpen a rock and use it to kill

>>81630393 (OP)
>Lion boss becomes a party member after you beat him

>>81630487
>Monkey With a Bulldozer
Fuck yes