Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:22:05 AM No.81631921
Is gooning responsible for the baldy epidemic? Men never used to be this bald 30 years ago. Pic rel is only 28.
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Thread 81631921 - /r9k/ [Archived: 856 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:24:32 AM No.81631934
>>81631921 (OP)
Modern moids have anger issues and are always angry all the time these days. They are mad all the time so they start balding. Hence the term malding: mad + balding.
Modern moids have anger issues and are always angry all the time these days. They are mad all the time so they start balding. Hence the term malding: mad + balding.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:25:33 AM No.81631943
>>81631921 (OP)
Happens when you're a pole or czech
Happens when you're a pole or czech
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:37:25 AM No.81631994
idk man i just wish bald people were respected as a balding 27yr old myself
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:40:19 AM No.81632005
>>81631994
bald people can be respected, balding people are never respected. just shave it
bald people can be respected, balding people are never respected. just shave it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:42:41 AM No.81632019
>>81632005
i rather just keep my balding hair instead of be insecure and shave it all off. i think you're a pussy if you shave it off, plus it's too much upkeep. you have to constantly keep shaving that shit every time it grows back.
i rather just keep my balding hair instead of be insecure and shave it all off. i think you're a pussy if you shave it off, plus it's too much upkeep. you have to constantly keep shaving that shit every time it grows back.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:48:34 AM No.81632043
>>81632019
Balding head looks worse than bald head in most cases, consider yourself lucky if you have a balding pattern that doesn't look like some disease.
Balding head looks worse than bald head in most cases, consider yourself lucky if you have a balding pattern that doesn't look like some disease.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:34 AM No.81632047
>>81631921 (OP)
The root cause of early hair loss is atherosclerosis/inflammation. There's a reason guys go bald and limp around the same time.
The root cause of early hair loss is atherosclerosis/inflammation. There's a reason guys go bald and limp around the same time.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:27:17 PM No.81632212
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:53:44 PM No.81632870
>>81631943
What? EE men are not balding at higher rates than the average. That's a retarded statement straight out of /pol/. This guys looks like he's 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Swedish and the rest idk. If fact, the bottom is the usual 26yo tourist from Holland, any northern country or Belgium. Not a cherrypicked Piotr that is drinking since the day he got his ID, but a default mf tourist.
What? EE men are not balding at higher rates than the average. That's a retarded statement straight out of /pol/. This guys looks like he's 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Swedish and the rest idk. If fact, the bottom is the usual 26yo tourist from Holland, any northern country or Belgium. Not a cherrypicked Piotr that is drinking since the day he got his ID, but a default mf tourist.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:55:52 PM No.81632888
>>81632870
To add, what I mean, to post a bald/balding EE man you have to cherrypick. While to post a baldy from the west just pick 1 from a pool of 2 twenty something men.
To add, what I mean, to post a bald/balding EE man you have to cherrypick. While to post a baldy from the west just pick 1 from a pool of 2 twenty something men.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:55:57 PM No.81632889
>>81631934
This but completely unironically. Every balding guy I've ever met seemed to constantly be seething about something on his mind. Besides his bald spot of course.
This but completely unironically. Every balding guy I've ever met seemed to constantly be seething about something on his mind. Besides his bald spot of course.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:58:57 PM No.81632908
>>81632870
>This guys looks like he's 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Swedish and the rest idk
idk why but his face reminds me more of a czech than some northern european
>>81632888
>While to post a baldy from the west just pick 1 from a pool of 2 twenty something men.
i'll admit tho that the balding rates are the highest in the middle east and northern yurop
>This guys looks like he's 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Swedish and the rest idk
idk why but his face reminds me more of a czech than some northern european
>>81632888
>While to post a baldy from the west just pick 1 from a pool of 2 twenty something men.
i'll admit tho that the balding rates are the highest in the middle east and northern yurop
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:17 PM No.81632924
>>81631921 (OP)
I have done an obscene amount of gooning in my lifetime and I have a full head of thick-ass hair at 36. So I don't think this is it.
I have done an obscene amount of gooning in my lifetime and I have a full head of thick-ass hair at 36. So I don't think this is it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:02:20 PM No.81632938
>>81632902
his beard looks kinda ginger, probably some celt in there too
his beard looks kinda ginger, probably some celt in there too
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:04:23 PM No.81632956
>>81632902
>Anglo Saxon
No such thing really. Pretty much all Western Europeans are just Gauls who speak a Germanic language.
>Anglo Saxon
No such thing really. Pretty much all Western Europeans are just Gauls who speak a Germanic language.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:08:53 PM No.81633001
>>81632956
>The Gauls are tall of body, with rippling muscles, and white of skin, and their hair is blond, and not only naturally so, but they make it their practice to increase the distinguishing color by which nature has given it. For they are always washing their hair in limewater, and they pull it back from their forehead to the top of the head and back to the nape of the neck... Some of them shave their beards, but others let it grow a little; and the nobles shave their cheeks, but they let the mustache grow until it covers the mouth.
>The Gauls are tall of body, with rippling muscles, and white of skin, and their hair is blond, and not only naturally so, but they make it their practice to increase the distinguishing color by which nature has given it. For they are always washing their hair in limewater, and they pull it back from their forehead to the top of the head and back to the nape of the neck... Some of them shave their beards, but others let it grow a little; and the nobles shave their cheeks, but they let the mustache grow until it covers the mouth.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:15:40 PM No.81633066
>>81632902
That's still a mix of at least 3 groups of Europeans, all of them from west/north Europe.
>>81632908
The side view version could pass as a Czech I guess, but the front view is 100% of northern/west and would stand out in any EE country. Forget for a moment that he has a beard and lack hair. This is a signature facial bone structure of N/W Europe man.
That's still a mix of at least 3 groups of Europeans, all of them from west/north Europe.
>>81632908
The side view version could pass as a Czech I guess, but the front view is 100% of northern/west and would stand out in any EE country. Forget for a moment that he has a beard and lack hair. This is a signature facial bone structure of N/W Europe man.