Hate how I want to be both c and g but that's not physically possible
Why can't humans shapeshift??!

>>81632248 (OP)
Only E through G are acceptable. Maybe just maybe D is if she's very interesting.

>>81632299
inb4 fat fetishists

I'd be fine with C if she was willing to drop down to D

>>81632248 (OP)
need me a Gf

>>81632248 (OP)
>E with G boobs
It's over

E and above are all obese

>>81632248 (OP)
YYYYYYYUP, I AIN'T GONNA SUGARCOAT IT, I'D GET B THRU G PREGNANT.
MY HEART TELLS ME F IS IDEAL, BUT MY BODY WANTS ME TO EAT C ALIVE.
>>81632341
YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST.

>>81632341
plenty of men like me prefer small boobs

>>81632341
That's good fat distribution. You'll look great after moderate weight loss

can I get an h or maybe even i?

>>81632248 (OP)
Give me C and let me build her into A

>>81632248 (OP)
>Why can't humans shapeshift??!
Get a hot glue gun and pour some of that spicy translucent sauce into your mouth, will make wonderful shapeshufting ability

>>81632299
D is 'get Dat weight Down' territory but I guess it's salvageable