why the FUCK don't you have a tattoo?
do you literally not know that one of the top 3 things girls want in a guy is tattoos? you look so non-threatening and weak with no tattoos, which is just NOT GOOD for attraction if you want to stand a chance.

>Top three things girls want are a tophat, topcover, & a topper's vegan pizza>
>Hoot Hoot
>The last three things girls want are to be a gay bottom topping a transexual

>>81636045 (OP)
I have a feeling tattoos are also one of those things women are late to the party to.
Twice as much women as men have tattoos and that difference only gets bigger when you exclude older women.
They're played out.

>askreddit
>>>/trash/

>>81636045 (OP)
I'm very skinny (105 lbs at 5'9", or 50 kg at 1.76 m for my fellow europeans), have no ideas for tattoos, and don't know any tattoo artists in my area, so I guess I'll die untatted. Also, I'm hypochondriac and afraid of skin cancer. But I like the idea of tattoos, I think some of them look cool, and I like how it triggers incels and /pol/troons, especially when a conventionally attractive female has some ink on her body.

>>81636166
>I have to virtue signal

>>81636045 (OP)
I asked for a swastika and I got kicked out of the tattoo shop and got threatened with getting the police called on me

>>81636045 (OP)
>you look
Having tattoos isn't gonna make me jacked and trained in martial arts. This is stupid.

>>81636198
>I asked for a swastika
Why tho? If you're not a nazi or a buddhist getting a swastika tattoo makes no sense whatsoever, and if you're a nazi, you should just join your leader and kys yourself just like he did.

>>81636235
>you should just join your leader and kys yourself just like he did.
Source?

>>81636045 (OP)
Tattoos are a red flag for narcissism, also I have better things to spend money on.

>>81636235
I also tried asking for a Reichsadler perched on a swastika in wreaths on my back but again, I was denied my request. Although this time the tattoo artist was much nicer about it.

>>81636045 (OP)
I've honestly never been a big "marking" person really. Stickers, paints, ect. Kinda feels wrong to do to an object, violating. Might be why I like seeing tattoos/body writing on women.

Aside from that, I've never liked my body enough to want people to look at it.

>>81636045 (OP)
This reeks low iq, every one of them i met had some mental issues or were somehow moronic

>>81636198
>>81636290
Rookie mistake, you're supposed to ask your local Aryan Brotherhood chapter in the prison near you.

>>81636460
We don't have jews larping as neo-nazis in my country so no aryan brotherhood. All neo-nazis here are just retarded skinheads.