I'n a virgin but this board makes me want to never start dating men at all. Too many of you are evil and just looking for someone to harm, sorry for the ones who may be normal.

facts, stay pure

>>81637028 (OP)
baby, i wouldn't hurt a fly

>>81637028 (OP)
Yeah, I hate women and would harm you. Stay away. In fact, leave all men alone for the rest of your life, including leaving this board. I think that would be best.

>>81637028 (OP)
>>81637044
>>81637047
Samefag
>CAPTCHA:GYMND

>>81637028 (OP)
I want to rape you in the ass, gayboy.

>>81637028 (OP)
Not just 4chan but the Internet as a whole is an echo chamber of like minded people saying the same shit over and over and over.

Please do not base your opinion of men based off the fucking losers you meet here. That's not fair at all to the normal, marriage material man that you'll eventually reject because women overthink every aspect of life

>>81637028 (OP)
Most people in general are evil. You need to learn how to read people before you get hurt.

>>81637099
And I want to rape you too.

>>81637028 (OP)
just never date someone from this website, which is true for guys too. Never date anyone off this shithole.

>>81637028 (OP)
Most men are simps or cucks who will lie to you to fuck you.

OP I'm going to beat up this anon >>81637099 and then I'm going to rape you on top of his unconscious body

why are you a virgin, OP?

>>81637028 (OP)
i love that game, also post discord or fuck off with your attention whoring

>>81637196
I think I'm pretty nice. I think abusechad ruined all my potential partners though. I never met a woman I thought it could work with long term, millennials just threw themselves at these guys like lemmings off a cliff.

>>81637136
Well God decided to nerf me by being autistic so do you mind giving me pointers

>>81637385
Just marry me, I'm a sperg overflowing with love.

>>81637253
Because I grew up a sex-repulsed germaphobe who played video games all day (outside of school)

Now I'm not as repulsed but I would only do it with someone I am married to. >>81637153
>>81637238
Can you fags go somewhere else?

>>81637099
Holy shit anon the is infact true very very true

>>81637385
Observe their actions and think about potential consequences. Try connecting actions to see if there are any patterns or sequences. Be suspicious to strangers, as you should.

>>81637419
How do you feel about ass to mouth with chad?

>>81637028 (OP)
that's pretty cool and all but!!! have you ever heard this song before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIHvuMl4Kk

>>81637472
Oh I love that track!

>>81637099
The problem is my experience with men is extremely limited outside of the internet.

The closest I ever got to asking a guy out was when I worked at Bath and Bodyworks. He was asking about wallflowers and then told my older coworker (like a hispanic grandma) in a conversation that he is shopping for his sister and doesn't have a girlfriend. But I could not approach him or give him my number because my supervisor was watching me like a hawk and would approach me if I stood still for longer than 5 seconds without approaching anyone or fixing something.

>>81637482
hehe I love the movie snatch! it's one of my favorites

>>81637028 (OP)
Would you let me lick your belly button if I asked nicely though?

>>81637497
And for context, they listen in on conversations and will write you up for trying to fraternize with customers.

>>81637028 (OP)
Hope a man rapes and kills you bitch.

>>81637527
See proving my point

>>81637028 (OP)
What hobbies do you have anona?

>>81637519
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF A DUDE WALKED IN AND SMELLED LIKE STRAIGHT UP DICK?

>>81637505
Hard to pick between Snatch and Lock Stock, I love those movies.

imagine not only being ugly but also having such a toxic personality that you're a female virgin on /r9k/.

>>81637546
Avoid him because he's smelly?
>>81637510
No I don't know you :/
>>81637541
Video games drawing writing stories

Basketball too but only during the summer

>>81637570
>No I don't know you :/
Unleashing my incel rage on you >:(

>>81637570
>Avoid him because he's smelly?
DAMN NOT EVEN OFFER A FREE SAMPLE? MAN

>>81637568
Female virginity is irrelevant to personality. Some of the most toxic women you ever meet have high body counts.

If a woman is an adult female virgin most of the time she has a mental issue if she is not deformed.

>>81637585
Do you want to smell fresh period blood? No you probably don't. Same logic

>>81637570
>Video games drawing writing stories
What video games do you enjoy & writing do you do?

>>81637548
I haven't watched lock stock, I've been meaning to but I just haven't been in the mood to watch anything lately.
also here is another song by the stranglers that I really really like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB3XGrWZQlM

I already knew about them before watching that movie btw

>>81637028 (OP)
wanna hear a secret, op?

>>81637618
>Do you want to smell fresh period blood?
What if I said yes? Its not like you're offering.

>>81637687
I would think there is something wrong with you. In a different way from me that is.
>>81637635
>What video games do you enjoy?
Splatoon, Fire Emblem, Castlevania, rn I'm playing Dragon Age Origins as an elven mage. I have 2 and Inquisition will play those after.
>writing
I write fanfics on ao3. Not linking my account because I don't want it to be tied to 4chan.

>>81637738
>Castlevania,
ohhhh which game is your favorite? I love rondo of blood and 3 (jp) and curse of darkness

>>81637738
>I would think there is something wrong with you.
Well, why did you bring it up in the first place? I would shower you in handmade perfumes that complemented the scent of your musky sanguine wine.

>>81637664
Those are some tasty guitars, I only knew the obvious songs for the Stranglers, my extent of bongistani music knowledge is Motorhead and Iron Maiden.
Trust me, watch Lock Stock, it's really damn good, hits different than Snatch but it's good all the same.

>>81637772
I only played Rondo of Blood and Aria of Sorrow. Preferred Aria in terms of gameplay.

SOTN is on my backlog.

>>81637896
>Rondo of Blood
That's a good name for the perfume that I'll make for you, my love

>>81637847
you know what, I'll watch that movie tonight!
> my extent of bongistani music knowledge is Motorhead and Iron Maiden.
so you've never listened to david bowie?

anyway here's another song from the stranglers that I really like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T121UTtXZ-g
>>81637896
oh yeah! they are very different classic castlevania, post sotn games and 3d castlevania games might as well be completelly different series. but I also really like aria of sorrow, you are really going to like sotn

>>81637912
Don't put period blood in it

>>81637945
Steak isn't an ingredient in steak sauce

>>81637075
What does GYMND mean. Posting the CAPTCHA you're given outside of >>>/b/ isn't allowed.

>>81637385
You need to think of what their goals might be and what signs they would give were they evil. Ask yourself if they were trying to use you for something (sex, money, attention, etc) what would they do or say? Don't give them the benefit of the doubt, but also don't be too hasty. Don't reveal your scrutiny to them or they will hide things better. It's a dance, and the only way to get better is to practice.

>>81637932
That's a classic.
Sure, listened to Bowie, but I prefer harder stuff.
>>81637896
Aria of Sorrow has to be the strangest, SOTN has to be the most beautiful.

>>81638013
I like both "aggressive" music and more I dunno relaxed music I guess, do you like iggy pop? the first album was actually produced by david bowie but I mean he is american.
>Aria of Sorrow has to be the strangest, SOTN has to be the most beautiful.
I personally liked order of ecclesia and portrait of ruin more than sotn, not that I didn't love sotn

I don't blame you. I experienced the same feelings and then met homosexual men and it made me kinda introspect and observe heterosexual men. Most humans are like half-human, half-ape. Totally hollow and empty on the inside. I would go out of my way to find likeminded individuals that are fully human, but I am afraid they are demoralized and gave up long ago.

>>81638047
>Iggy pop
Never really listened to him.
>order of ecclesia and portrait of ruin
I think I played them both but I don't recall them looking and sounding as good as SOTN, but I haven't played any of em in ages, I may be filling the blanks.

>>81638207
oh I didn't mean that they looked better but I'm talking about the game in general I liked them more than sotn but yeah sotn is the better looking game

>>81638207
also here's is one of my favorite songs by iggy pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slU0PSJedbU
david bowie made a cover of this song but I didn't like it, I prefer the original version

>>81638267
I remember having a blast with aria of sorrow specifically for whatever reason.
>>81638284
Not really for me, ever head anything from Gorky Park?

>>81638700
yeah aria of sorrow is a lot of fun too.
never heard anything from that band actually

>>81638847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWheXQIIc38

>>81639065
oh I like this! thanks anon

>>81637028 (OP)
youre taking an incredibly biased group and extrapolating it to the population. go outside and youll find plenty of nice men.

>>81637738
I find AO3's search to be not as good as fanfic.net
Have most people moved to AO3 or do you find it more high quality?

>>81637028 (OP)
You will never be a woman. Filler unique bla bla

>>81637028 (OP)
Im a virgin too and this board made me a drug addict, in fact i feel proud of it, also how can you be a woman a be a virgin in this era?, you are so full of shit, anyway sex is overrated, stay pure and you will get rewarded in afterlife.

>>81637738
>>81637570
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE UNIT IN AWAKENING AND WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE BE LUCINA'S MOTHER IF YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION WRONG THERE WILL BE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES

>>81639698
oh hey dude! it's me shinposter! how have you been?

>>81639845
ABOUT AS BAD AS USUAL AND MAYBE JUST A LITTLE MORE VIOLENT MOSTLY JUST WANNA GO WORK OUT AND THEN DO NOTHING BUT PLAY ZELDA THIS WEEKEND

ALSO NO MY HOMIE HAS NOT YET FINISHED THE MALON IMAGE

>>81639845
>shinposter
hell yeah, have you watched LOGH yet?

>>81639886
that's too bad fren :( I hope you have a nice weekend
>>81639906
oh! no I haven't, I haven't had time for anime, should I read the novels instead? I really do want to watch it eventually

>>81639915
the only light novel i've ever read was 86 but maybe you could give it a try

>>81637028 (OP)
They're not worth it, all men do is lie and cheat and hurt your feelings then claim they want to be with you when you leave them

>>81639937
I mean I plan on watching it and reading the novels anyway, I was under the impression that the anime was an adaptation of the novels

>>81639969
i didnt even know it had a novel i just watched some episodes where they fought in the ship with axes

>>81640006
it was a series of novels first actually

>>81639845
You already have your own blogpost thread, retard namefag. Fuck off to tumblr