>tfw constantly refreshing the page to make sure I can get to the package before my parents
I almost got caught ordering a dress, this better work out this time.

>>81637943 (OP)
Cant you just have it delivered to a nearby mall or something.

>>81637959
I tried but since the seller isn't directly affiliated with amazon or something I could only use my home address.

>>81637943 (OP)
get it delivered to the traphouse

>>81637943 (OP)
What's your address I'll send you a dildo.

>>81637969
Oh that sucks. It's worse when your family is nosy. I had to do the same years ago when I still bought dildos.

>>81637943 (OP)
you should be thrifting for that kind of thing, and heels seem like a very low priority item. Usually only a straight guy with a fetish would get them before anything else. Most dolls i know never wear them

>>81637981
No thanks I already have one :)
>>81638008
There's only a goodwill near me and it's full of junk boomers don't want anymore.
>Usually only a straight guy with a fetish would get them before anything else
It's not the first thing I'm buying...

>>81637943 (OP)
Just get it delivered to a pick-up point near you. Retarded troon

If you're lucky you'll fall and break an ankle the first time you put them on, be found by your parents and then use this shame to put away this sick fetish forever

>>81638029
As I already stated, I've tried that.
>>81638058
It's not a fetish you dumb fuck.

>>81638100
Epic wubbalubbadubdubs

>>81638100
>Nooo I must put on girls clothes
>I'm a girl just push the cock aside!!!

>>81638129
I like girl clothes because they're comfortable and cute. Sue me.

>>81638138
>comfortable and cute
>5 inch heels
>bimbo pink
You can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself. At the end of that delivery you'll be fucking yourself in the ass hoping to cum. It's a fetish

>81638188
Not really. I'll be trying them on but they're going to be staying in their box in my closet. And not that it's any of your business, but I don't get off to anal anyway.
>but le pink le high heels durr
I wanted to try something sexy and I like pink, always have since I was a kid.

>>81638242
>I don't get off to anal anyway.
>>81638026
>No thanks I already have one :)
>>81637981
>a dildo.
Repent of your wicked ways it is not a path that will lead to life

>>81638268
das what i was about to say too
nigga tweakin

>>81638188
Well we could change this, but nobody wants to do another crusade. We could change this shit REAL quick.

>>81638285
You will never be a real crusader.

>>81638307
Theres the problem. You need people on board with a crusade, then you can purge the world clean of fuck trash like OP.

>>81638319
>says the terminally online person on /r9k/
You'd be one of the first people to go, retard.

op be like
>No I don't suck this dildo and fuck my own ass
>I just like looking at it
>it's such a pretty color
>I swear!!
Dumb sissy liar