There's a lifehack to hypergamy.

>>81640990 (OP)
Thank you Elgin AFB, very cool.

>>81640990 (OP)
NATO literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for enlistment just like Russia i see

>>81640990 (OP)
glowing brighter than chernoybol

>>81640990 (OP)
There is a life hack to hypergamy, it is called an artificial womb and a private harem for each men.

Enlisting isnt, Chad didnt have to enlist to get laid, I rather get married than enlisted (and I would never get married, hate that crap)

>>81640990 (OP)
>traitor
I refer to myself as Freedom Fighter. And I'm not dying for Pissrael.

If you enlist early, you'll get a much easier time choosing your position instead of having it chosen for you. The people that end up getting drafter are going to be sent straight to the front lines.

>>81641083
And I'm going to send my frag grenade straight into the officers tent. All in my Roblox server

>>81641083
My front lines are the back where the real enemies are, Im a traitor (a freedom fighter), I repay betrayal with betrayal, I truly hate the democratic gynocracy, so the minions of the hive, you mindless drones are my true enemy.

>>81641113
Gomer Pile style?

>>81640990 (OP)
I'm not dying for Isfake

>>81641083
The people that try to enforce drafts in modern "diverse" shitholes are going to be murdered in large numbers.

>>81641083
>whites are purposely obscured facially
Fascinating recruiting method there.

>>81640990 (OP)
I'm no longer draftable so I'm gonna be jodying it up the whole war

>>81641083
>infantry
>xX_FORCE_MULTIPLIER_Xx
>just a fucking surgeon
>xX_THE_SHARPENED_STEEL_Xx
>guy who serves eggs black and chicken pink
>xX_THE_REPLENISHER_Xx
just join the fucking air force, or navy, fuck even the marines give you a cool outfit, who in their right mind will fucking go to the army?

here's a new one

>>81641083
you realize in a modern draft many recruits would start shooting their own squads or themselves? its because we now live in a world defined by the columbine effect, aka copycat killers and mass shooters, especially with so much mental illness today, its not safe to give 21st century men guns.

>>81640990 (OP)
Nice thread OP, I fixed your image though
>>81641014
They're not even scraping, they're just stupid, huge majority of the posters here would not qualify for "service" on a number of criteria

>>81641182
>join the gayvy

>>81641190
Only 2 guys out of 12 in that picture have guns.

>>81641083
>the ground breaker
THE WIND BREAKER
>the sharpened steel
FLINT AND STEEL

>>81641226
if my options are die in trench or fuck closeted homosexuals I'll take the latter

also I already joined and they're giving me 75 grand.

>>81641268
you only need 1, and if you dont have one and youre truly suicidal/undergoing psychosis you will try to steal one, even if you end up getting shot and bleed out in the process
ive seen suicidal niggers reach for cops guns then die afterwards

>>81641304
Navy recruiting mogging the armoids with zero effort

>>81641331
I almost joined the navy 10 years ago in college. I talked to a recruiter because i'm an autistic sperg and had no idea how i would get a job eventually after graduating and thought joining the military was the only solution. Turns out getting a job isn't that bad. The day after I talked with the recruiter I was going to go talk to him again with a decent chance of enlisting and I ended up feeling lazy and wanting to sleep in so I called him and told him sorry I'm not going to show up. Thank god for my patron sin of sloth, it saved my life. I almost made a decision that would have ruined the rest of my life.

>>81641331
listen, I'm not a glowie or anything, but legitimately, if your smart and can score a 90 on the asvab. Go immediatly to your navy recruiter and pick NUC.

they will give you fucking 25,000$ just to pass fucking bootcamp to join. and since I know all of you are autistic as shit, If you just read the stuff (It is books upon books about electricity, engineering, and fucking nuclear energy.) You will make another 50,000$.

feel like doing another two years after your contract, max 408,000$ bonus you can get.

If you're dumb tho stick to streaming or fast food because you do not want to paint ships in -5 degree weather.

>>81640990 (OP)
Lol, lmao even. Nothing for you in the armed forces except lots of dick

>>81641397
I've tried to enlist like 3 different times in different branches even but it's always been the same shit
>process to even get your physical and everything: 10000 years
>I'm qualified for the based high iq jobs where you don't get shot
>waitlist: 10000 years
>no signing bonus btw
>get a normal job or otherwise lose interest in the meantime
>get texted by recruiters for 10000 years afterwards begging me to come back
>eventually send them holocaust redpills so they leave me alone

>>81641083
"Ever seen full metal jacket?"

>>81641190
Battlefield games virtually trained me to be the most effective teamkiller possible

>>81641456
https://youtu.be/AEx5Xv7csAU
the modern man seeks meaning in this nihilist world, like the spirit of yukio mishima, they will destroy themselves to acquire that meaning.
https://philodive.com/blog/a-fresh-look-at-nietzsche-s-existentialism

>>81640990 (OP)
>WoMeN wAnT a MaN iN uNiFoRm

Gold diggers want a man in uniform. Women want a man who has both his legs and won't freak out and beat the shit out of them at 2 in the morning because he had a PTSD episode.

Make your choice.

>>81641171
>he thinks they won't make it broader
>>81641190
More like most would either dodge or refuse to take any orders due to the jackasses in charge destroying nationalism
>>81640990 (OP)
If you were given a guaranteed wife with no possibility or divorce, maybe people would sign up for pussy.
>>81641836
Bullshit.

>>81642006
>If you were given a guaranteed wife with no possibility or divorce, maybe people would sign up for pussy.
This this this. I have no morals or principles. I can be bribed. I would happily sign away my rights and die for israel if I got pussy.

>>81642036
It is more silly when they know this is a huge factor to men ejecting from society, yet want men to slave away or fight wars for the. You would think they would be rushing to force women to getting with these men, or providing a viable alternative.