>spray ejaculate on the wall in front of my desk every time I cum
>too fat to get back there and clean it
I mean really though good for you with that firehose dick you're packing.
move your FAWKING desk and clean it
>>81641912 (OP)this is the kind of quality content i come here for
>>81641923I think I'll turn it into a modern art piece and get a tax write off or something.
>>81641912 (OP)youve got to toughen up this is the 21st century. youve seen mad max havent you? thats whats going to happen