>be khv wizard
>meet younger shy coworker
>she's literally perfect (I guess?)
>start fantasizing about how a century ago you could've married her as it was a normal, accepted and even encouraged behaviour
>reaize you are too old and will never have a gf like her instead
>crippling depression worsening
>you can't stop looking at her in awe, even if it hurts
Wtf is this shit? Obviously I had crushes before, but this time it's worse. You faggots told me that when you grow old you start to stop caring and accepting your condition, but apparently not. I am just realizing the truth and losing hope? Or this time is worse because she checks all the boxes of my ideal waifu? Is this the brain illness they call love? Fuck, I wish I was asexual

>I still find young women attractive why is this happening to meE AARRGH fuck my incel life

>>81644000 (OP)
>reaize you are too old and will never have a gf like her instead
whats stopping you?
>inb4 society
if you still give a fuck what society says, you'll never get anywhere
this is the same society that sees you as an outcast and a creep, whatever you do is an abomination in their eyes anyway

>>81644000 (OP)
If shes legal and you both will be responsible and happy, go for it

>>81644000 (OP)
If she's old enough to work she's already taken dick, probably numerous.

>>81644055
>whats stopping you?
I'm still a full blown autist mentalcel robot. I can't see this changing in the near future and the time is running out. The fact she's shy makes it even harder to approach her. Also, I don't think she would be interested in an older faggot with no experience
>inb4 society
I don't give a fuck about this degenerate society, as you said I'm in this situation exactly because I don't care/ indulge in its pathetic hippie-boomer normie rituals

>>81644066
Maybe, at this point I don't care about that anymore. I just want to feel what the average bastard felt... some girl's warmth. I know, it's super cucked, but being an ice cold retard didn't help me being happy until now apparently. And I'm starting to feel literally like Travis from Taxi Driver when he looked at couples hugging in the street... I just know I'll die alone as a grumpy Scrooge full of hate, this whole thread is just cope and sharing my misery with you fellow losers

>>81644000 (OP)
Bro, you only have one life. This shit isn't a game in that you're not going to get a do over. Go out with her, the reality is nobody fucking cares.

>>81644120
i'm fucking tired man, i really am
i'm tired of not taking chances, i'm tired of playing it safe, i'm tired of coming home to an empty house, i'm tired of crying myself to sleep every night because i don't see a single, possible future of someone who truly loves me and cares about me
>I'm still a full blown autist mentalcel robot. I can't see this changing in the near future
something's gotta change, man
we have to start doing something

>>81644059
>you both
I'm not in her head anon, this is just a one way thing, you know. I'm certainly not going to be open about my attraction, and she won't aswell (even if she was attracted to me, which is most unlikely nontheless)

>>81644177
Checked. This is literally me btw, you got my situation perfectly. At least the ugly truecels never had a chance and they can hate nature or their mom to cope, but we feel it's our fault. This regret will haunt us forever, I know

>>81644170
>Go out with her
How?
>the reality is nobody fucking cares
Maybe her parents do? I would if I was them

>>81644170
>you're not going to get a do over
Thank God, imagine having to suffer though this shit again... the fact that life is basically useless is actually a consolation. I mean, who cares if I never "lived" when I'm dead?

>>81644208
>how?
Talk to her, get to know her a bit then ask her out on a date.
>maybe her parents do
Nope
>I would
Nah, you wouldn't in reality. I mean you're too much of a bitch to even ask a girl out despite the fact that the clock is ticking towards your death

>>81644225
Super edgy bro. Of course you could always kill yourself since life is just suffering. May as well end it early. But I think we both know there's a reason you haven't.

>>81644280
>there's a reason you haven't.
Yeah, I'm a super pussy. It takes some guts to kys and tell everyone who cares about you a huge FUCK YOU, I'M OUT, you know. Also, I enjoy little things like shoyposting on mongolians basket weaving forums, and this timeline is funmy enough to deserve my attention for the coming years. I never said that life is only suffering btw, just that repeating all this again would be miserable

>>81644273
>Talk to her, get to know her a bit then ask her out on a date.
Whew, you listed a whole lot of things in which I'm basically disabled
>Nope
I bet they fucking do actually

>>81644345
>waaaah I'm scared of dying
>waaaah I care about other peoples feelings
Wow its almost as if you want to live. Stupid fucking retard faggot. Being depressed isn't a personality trait and it doesn't make you interesting

>>81644201
>This regret will haunt us forever, I know
you're doing it right now, anon
stop and read back the things you posted to that other anon

we're all just full of fucking excuses, man
i'm fucking tired of this shit, and i'm tired of being tired

>>81644370
>Whew, you listed a whole lot of things in which I'm basically disabled
Oh thats a shame I guess you should delete this thread and shut the fuck up then you stupid faggot.

>be OP
>suck cocks
>guys I need help shopping but I feel really strange squeezing the avocados to feel if they're ripe
>how do I get ripe avocados without squeezing them to feel if they're ripe

Oh how about you just man up, realize you have to chase what you want in life regardless of what others think and just squeeze he avacado?
>waaaah I don't know how to tell of avacados are ripe, I don't even know how to squeeze them so I guess I won't even try

No seriously, fuck off. Why even make the thread?

>>81644400
Who said I'm interesting? The fact I don't know what to say during a conversation is one of the problems. Stop projecting anon
>>81644433
>we're all just full of fucking excuses
I know. So what? That's the problem, I'm stuck and I can't change. I'm tired aswell
>>81644435
>why the thread?
As I said, just to share my misery with like minded losers who can understand my pain. I'm not expecting /r9k/ to fix my life lmao

>>81644501
>I'm stuck and I can't change.
thats the fucking thing! You CAN change!
literally, like right fucking now!
>As I said, just to share my misery with like minded losers who can understand my pain.
till when? till you're 40? 50? till you fucking die?
fuck this gay earth, man... fuck our stupid fucking messed up brains...

>>81644501
>I'm not interesting
Then become interesting. You can start by forgetting what society thinks of you and actually living your life for the first time in your life. Its fine, it happens to everyone at different stages. Actually some people go their whole lives before they "really start living" so just start tomorrow or die with regrets and never respawn.

Option A) try and win or fail and face momentary embarrassment but gain experience, a good story to tell us,
Option B) Be a miserable faggot whiny bitch the rest of your entire life waiting for life to really start

Take the retard pill and be retarded. What would a retard do in your situation. Have you ever seen an unhappy retard?

>>81644655
>What would a retard do in your situation
He would write something like picrel and become the laughing stock of the entire office. Actually, he won't because, you know, he's a retard, and everyone would just think "aaaawwwww! Cute downy!". Fuck, even actual retards have it better than us. Thank you for reminding me how shit is to be high functioning

>>81644534
>You CAN change!
>literally, like right fucking now!
That means to transform myself in what I hate? An extrovert animal normie? A talking beast? I prefer to die as a dignified loser actually

>>81644770
There's nothing dignified about you. You're a pussy. Get real.

>>81644000 (OP)
F. This shit happened to me in the single year that I wage-cucked.
She was seven years younger than me, and looked like an Egyptian-Kurdish version of Marisa Tomei. Of fucking course she had a BF.
I kept it to just business after that. Though she twisted the knife by asking me to her leaving drinks a few weeks after I left myself. I stayed for one and split.
One benefit of being a hermit NEET is not having those pathetic crushes on younger women who just think you're a sad old man at best. It's brutal.

>>81644804
>nothing dignified about you
What you don't understand is that by today standards you have to behave like a monkey to fit in. If you take a guy who was considered well behaved before muh sexual liberation he would be an incel loser aswell. Btw, you made me kek hard with that comic strip. Well done
>>81644843
True. When you are alone you surely feel you're missing something idealized, but when you have it in front of your eyes just a few inches from your body it really tears your soul apart...

>>81644804
Btw, I like how to most people that comic would just appear like le wacky nonsense, while we're literally him. If only they knew how bad thing really are...

>>81644770
>I prefer to die as a dignified loser actually
then die
>reaize you are too old and will never have a gf like her instead
>crippling depression worsening
>you can't stop looking at her in awe, even if it hurts
realize that this is the path you chose, realize you should not be depressed over this because this is what you wanted

>>81645208
I didn't want it. As I said, only 100 years ago it would have been all different. Now you have to be an easygoing retard or have a huge amount of luck to have a gf.

How accurate is this? I think that you're fucked after 25 desu.

>>81644000 (OP)
>be you
>tunnel vision on stacy entire life
>never settle down with looksmatch
>become old and haggard
>old and haggard women don't even exist to you
>still ignoring looksmatch for daydreaming about what-ifs with stacy
>"I'm so lonely...."

>>81646540
>looksmatch
I'm not THAT ugly anon, I'm just socially inept. So if you're suggesting to set for a landwhale that I don't even find slightly attractive (having to take viagra each time we have sex like if I'm forced to fuck a man) doesn't sounds like the path to happiness either. Btw, I never had the chance aswell, no ugly fat girl ever approached me (or at least I didn't realize it). Actually, some girls I thought were ok and even hot -probably- approached me, but I figured it out too late.

official cool rating:
>metric expression of your preference
>director's expression of your preference
>host's expression of your preference
>your preference most likely

>>81646703
Wtf that even means? Care to elaborate please?

This plebbit conpass is retarded, no way I'm leaning left

>>81646787
>top right
>without putting any work in
Thats a fucking lie. I work more than most of my peers thats why im entitled to a gf

>>81644000 (OP)
Post more prime Jennifer Connelly

>>81644066
If you want to hug someone warm who loves you unconditionally, get a dog.
If you want to fuck some pussy, go to a prostitute.
Sure, its a bit inconvenient that you can't have both traits combined as the whore doesn't love you and the dog isn't for fucking, but I'd say thats still pretty good.

>>81646907
Here you go. Can you now contribute with some meaningful take on the discussion tho?

>>81647125
No, Ms. Connelly, I can't. I'm sorry.

>>81647166
>Ms. Connelly
??? I wish she was typing from my phone desu. (Yeah, I'm phonefagging)

>>81646997
This is pure demotivation. Women are capable of love. Did you have a grandma?

>>81644048
A lot of incels here say that they stopped caring after a while tho. Maybe they're just overdosing on copium

How do you stop having these silly crushes on girls?

>>81644000 (OP)
ass to ass!!!!!
09876543234567890-=

>>81650110
Is that your phone number? I don't want to "ass to ass" with you unless you're prime Connelly