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Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:20:28 PM No.81644622 [Report] >>81644636 >>81644704 >>81644760 >>81644974 >>81645069 >>81645275 >>81645523 >>81646802 >>81647710 >>81647778
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>/r9k/ offering me dating advice
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:21:48 PM No.81644636 [Report]
>>81644622 (OP)
You should fart really fucking hard in front of her
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:25:19 PM No.81644668 [Report]
ok, try now. if that works, do it again. if that works, make me smarter than you
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:29:14 PM No.81644704 [Report] >>81644759
>>81644622 (OP)
metaphor doesn't work
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:32:38 PM No.81644730 [Report] >>81644898
Youre right, r9k is full of chads who think its easy to get women
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:34:40 PM No.81644750 [Report]
Just go up and talk to her. 80% of men have never approached, so just doing that alone puts you in the top 20%.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:35:40 PM No.81644759 [Report]
>>81644704
It does. r9k is mostly women.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:36:00 PM No.81644760 [Report] >>81644838
>>81644622 (OP)
Cats no matter how tiny are killing machines. The person who wrote this probably never met a cat. This meme would work better if the tiny cat was missing a leg or both of his eyes or something. I constantly have to prevent my cats from murdering every single tiny critter that comes within 10 meters of the house.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:44:57 PM No.81644838 [Report]
>>81644760
The example should have been a gazelle or something I guess
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:51:26 PM No.81644898 [Report] >>81644958
>>81644730
Women are easy tho. You niggers larp as 169 iq motherfuckers and somehow are unable to understand women and normie retarded and childish logic. You niggers are hopeless
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:58:42 PM No.81644958 [Report] >>81645310
>>81644898
Haha ok DOOM
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:00:25 PM No.81644974 [Report]
>>81644622 (OP)
Draw all four of them having sex
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:10:41 PM No.81645069 [Report] >>81645236
>>81644622 (OP)
Just come up to her and say "hey, u look hot/cute/cool. Wanna fuck?"
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:31:54 PM No.81645236 [Report]
>>81645069
What if I say "show bobs and vagene"?
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:35:04 PM No.81645275 [Report] >>81645330
>>81644622 (OP)
It's funny how the catcel will never ever get as strong as any of the other felines. Brutal B.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:38:04 PM No.81645310 [Report]
>>81644958
>they only thing the fear is women music plays
Yea, git good, skill issue
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:40:41 PM No.81645330 [Report] >>81645524
>>81645275
He just needs to be confident in himself
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:11:19 PM No.81645523 [Report]
>>81644622 (OP)
The house cat would be the most qualified for the job among them. It would should be falcons, terriers, and owls giving him advice.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:11:20 PM No.81645524 [Report]
>>81645330
>He just needs to be confident in himself
Keep grinding, keep hustling. Never get up.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:37:00 PM No.81645707 [Report]
Better yet, skip the dating scam and find a woman who is DTF at the start.
Sadly, this is usually inapplicable for us non-Chads.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:23:12 PM No.81646802 [Report]
>>81644622 (OP)
What no stop this isn't the advice board bakabakabaka >_<
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:06:36 PM No.81647710 [Report]
>>81644622 (OP)
Give him toxoplasmosis
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:16:21 PM No.81647778 [Report]
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>>81644622 (OP)
This is a dumb analogy. House cats have a more successful kill rate than lions do. The house cat is literally the only one there who can afford to hunt for sport. The better analogy would be the house cat telling the lion to just find a human to feed you.