crazy to think your soulmate could be browsing this board right now

>>81645967 (OP)
>soulmate
dont exist. except for chad. he has like 50 potential soulmates at all times

>>81645984
>he has like 50 potential soulmates at all times
Fpbp.

>>81645967 (OP)
>hopeless virgin
>implying being a virgin is a bad thing
>implying fornication is a goal
disgusting degenerate

>>81645967 (OP)
>no late-blooming virgin with metal health issues in sight
:(

>>81645967 (OP)
I don't know about soulmates, but my looksmate is currently out drinking, partying & getting fucked while im sitting at home browsing a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>81645967 (OP)
Just hypothetically, where the fuck do I find and get in contact with those late-blooming virgins with mental health issues?
Like, presume you were my soulmate, and then what?

wait until we have a great discussion in a r9k thread over some compleately unrelated topic, me possibly not even knowing you're a fembot and then you ask for MY discord or something?
Because I know the moment any of you fembots post your own contact info, you will get spammed by 50 different guys asking for bobs and vegane and the anon you talked to will just disappear in the mass of messages.
And dating apps or basically any scenario where the guy has to make the first move?
The autistic shy nerdy virgin is NOT gonna send you some quirky or witty confident message, if he had the social skills to get a woman to be interested in them in a single intro text message, they probably wouldn't be a shy nerdy virgin would they?

>>81645967 (OP)
I'm top 5% neuroticism for a man. She probably killed herself already

>>81645967 (OP)
I know for a fact she browses this board

>>81645984
Why is Chad's soul just so compatible with women of all stripes? It's amazing.

>>81645967 (OP)
nope. I summoned her and she doesn't browse garbo

>>81645967 (OP)

don't tempt me to rewatch this masterpiece yet again OP

>>81645967 (OP)
>your soulmate could be browsing this board right now
No

>>81645967 (OP)
A sea monkey like me don't have a soulmate

I already found mine. He browses /k/ though, not /r9k/.