Thread 81654064 - /r9k/ [Archived: 735 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:13 AM No.81654064
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Would you marry a girl who is constantly horny and has a triple digit body count?
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Turbie Enjoyer
6/29/2025, 9:07:02 AM No.81654074
>>81654064 (OP)
I wouldn't because I'm already kind of married, but there are already over 100 people who have married you before so why don't you just get back together with one of them! Maybe your first one :) Unless it was an abuse issue in which case I am so sorry and understand how you are in this place you are now!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:07:38 AM No.81654075
no, thats pretty wild though, ive only fucked like 3 girls and i already feel like a man slut, chill out with your hole op okay?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:07:56 AM No.81654078
>>81654064 (OP)
Preferable to a normal non-virgin girl
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:57 AM No.81654086
>>81654064 (OP)
yeah i dont really care about body count but i dont think i would want sex more than once a day so maybe i cant handle her
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:03 AM No.81654087
>>81654064 (OP)
>constantly horny
yes
>body count
only 0
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:45 AM No.81654092
>>81654064 (OP)
Yeah sure as long as she's fine with me not being the biggest dick she's had
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:59 AM No.81654095
Sure but only if all those bodies are literally just me from different timelines and she can prove it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:25 AM No.81654096
>>81654064 (OP)
I would unironically marry Bonnie Blue
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:52 AM No.81654098
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>>81654064 (OP)
Yes, as long as she was black-only
I would court her for years and save sex for our wedding night, remaining faithful to her and saving myself for her as she was going out every night to have BBC gangbangs.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:13:34 AM No.81654111
>>81654095
The egg theory would like a word. You get to cope by deluding yourself in believing you get to fuck everyone and no one and it's all yourself!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:18 AM No.81654154
>>81654111
I don't care about any crackpot theories, all I know is that if a chick can prove she can travel through time or space or both and used that power to fuck me over a hundred times, it's probably better not to get on her bad side.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:45:54 AM No.81654254
>>81654064 (OP)
>triple digit body count
HAHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:08 AM No.81654351
She didn't have a triple digit bodycount exactly, but I almost married a complete pervert who had fucked several dozen guys and girls, same as me. Turns out two sex-crazed bisexuals can't suddenly become monogamous when they find "true love" in each other. Sometimes I almost miss her, she was a veritable freak in every way.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:22 AM No.81654362
>>81654064 (OP)
>constantly horny
So long as I actually like her then yeah, that's a good thing

So many relationships die due to lack of intimacy. Admittedly it's usually a symptom of something else, but still. That won't be an issue here and that's a good thing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:23 AM No.81654412
>>81654064 (OP)
no. why would you marry that? there's no possible way that a single person could satisfy someone like that. it's not a question of "oh let's just fuck all night every night", it's that she has a compulsion to fuck *different guys*. triple digits means it has to be someone different, every time or at least most of the time.

you are looking at someone who is likely riddled with disease both physical and mental. that is not going to be a stable partner. you are basically signing away half or more of what you own, with an unknown collection date.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:09 PM No.81655055
>>81654064 (OP)
Absolutely. I don't care about the past as long as my partner stays loyal. I love sex, I want lots of sex, but only with one person.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:33:56 PM No.81656281
>>81654064 (OP)
>marry
yikes
for you anon, i want to be number 777
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:43:52 PM No.81656360
>>81654064 (OP)
>constantly horny
yes, with limits
>and has a triple digit body count?
ew no. gross
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:02:57 PM No.81656497
would you marry a girl who can't have vaginal/anal sex? because of health problems
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:04:46 PM No.81656507
If she were my wife I might not blow her brains out. if the first day is our wedding we might make it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:11:21 PM No.81656551
>>81654064 (OP)
Yeah for some values of "marry" where "marry" <= "side piece"
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:52:30 PM No.81657886
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