Thread 81655442

Sunday afternoon edition

sexual intercourse with eva

>>81655442 (OP)
The only rightful image for a /britfeel/ thread

>>81655442 (OP)
that image again?

Instead of driving a van for 5 years for 35k you should just get a degree in something and start earning 35k in 3 years

someone make a proper thread pls senpai

>The only rightful image for a /britfeel/ thread
>that image again

>>81655442 (OP)
This shite thread image again?

eva6's sweaty arse

Frivvi has broken up with her bf

knew she was working her way to me one day <3 x

>>81655468
Does the guy in the OP look a bit too much like you lad?

[REDCATED]s sweaty arse

Yeah let's just have a million vouchers rather than just give cash

>>81655463
Obsessed with van driving and how much van drivers earn

>>81655476
and let's make it so the vouchers only apply to specific stores. I'm sure that won't at all encourage private lobbying/bribes by giant supermarket corpos and screw over smaller businesses

>>81655440
Yeah I'm just going to have to pay it. Not much in the grand scheme of things as I didn't have to pay for my flight anyway. Last time I went I had to pay my own flight and it took about a year of scrimping on me bennies to get all the dosh together.

>>81655486
would rather have that than have my taxes go up seans nose

might go spar and get 4 pack lager x

Have very little energy when its this humid

ice cream vans here and im not dressed :(

>>81655505
Not even as humid today as it was yesterday. Proof? My humidity reader is 20 less than all day yesterday.

>>81655505
did you see clip of mark sucking up whiskey from kitchen top gross

me yesterday after eating out with the family

Got that fanberg on full blast

never been to a protest

>>81655471
she got lovely freckles, be sure to kiss them one day

might go spar and buy a 4 pack of lager pint cans so I can drink them in my bedroom alone.

>>81655522
or had sex with a female

>>81655514
This is the fate of practicing homosexuals

>>81655516
Jesus, imagine the stench coming off him in a sauna. I feel for him but that should be illegal. Like a piece of rancid dog shit festering in a hot day.

>>81655527
lager beers

>>81655528
actually done this i have desu

>>81655524
>hey anon wake up you fell asleep whilst watching the french dispatch

>>81655539
How many bloody protests have you been to

>>81655522
Look at the state of some of these mongs

>>81655539
>actually done this i have

might drive up spar shop
buy my lager beer pint cans
drive home with them in my white spar bag
take them upstairs to my humid warm room
drink all 4 in two hours and have a cry laugh and wank
all before mum comes home x

Get a job
Get a girl
Get a life

>>81655565
no ty
no ty
dont know what this meanns

>>81655555
take me to the numbers

day drinking good thing?

>>81655573
drinking on the sabbath is harem

>>81655471
you cant even give her the 169 dono which is clearly all she craves
hopefully she gets another bf who leaks her sucking dick again

>>81655573
i used to drink a lot but it fucked me up the the point i was practically shitting myself. no booze for the last 6 days at the moment

never stood a chance x

We transport a fishing ship up to the Seahive pub to get some resources to those benches, beaches and gardens.

>>81655573
well no drinking is basically always bad
day drinking aint for me, just makes me fucking tired by like 3pm

>>81655543
me? none

>>81655596
Did the SultanARMY win their war?

>>81655539
wait a minute that face...

Sunday video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osmt6hCOMAQ

>>81655609
They're stuck in a stalemate at the moment but i will return to SeasideSULTAN - victory is almost secured but it takes alot of time to fight these 10k vs 10k battles with no in-game saving.
Been forced to become a SeasideVIKING as my sibling desperately wanted me to play Valheim with them.

>>81655624
What a grim picture that is. Literally everything about it, and this bloke has the audacity to talk down to other people on youtube

white is finished

just bnwo now x

finnster is fucking shit taste in femboys

>>81655653
haha show me a better one then you little bum boy

Pub ahoy!
Nice warm bed, proper foods and drinks and a fresh dump of resources to Seahive Public House

>>81655660
i dont spoonfeed tourists

>>81655642
your porn addiction is why you're alone

>>81655675
explain all the married blokes with porn addictions

>>81655674
>gatekeeping tranny porn

lmao x

very grim imagine, unironically seek jesus

>>81655684
all heading towards a divorce

The webm that broke ruthlad

>>81655692
hope you're right

>>81655695
well thats depressing

>>81655685
yeah, upset? what you gonna post next, broccolibutts?
step up your fucking game loser

>>81655607
>me? none
same

>>81655695
This shit is weird. If It was his children, fair enough, that's cute. But a grown ass adult doing this.

>>81655700
i hope they get better

>>81655695
I'd honestly find this annoying and weird

>>81655607
Look at the state of most of these mongs

>>81655704
His beady eyes in combination with his large size and fat face are hilarious.

>>81655704
shippy has no jaw like a toad

>>81655607
looks like shippy has plucked and shaped his right brow in this

>>81655695
No woman would ever love a man who is unemployed like this

>>81655725
Remember he said we combed the images for the worst possible angle to make fun of. He's DEFINITELY not just an ugly mong at all times.

He's deep in thought. Probably thinking about those little girls

>>81655754
This one is pretty bad, legitimately looks retarded here

>>81655754
is he doing the rock eyebrow thing

>>81655754
More a fan of this suave motherfucker
>where am i
>i wish i was at home
>wait what did i need to do later

We trapped in huge nightmare swamp. We scared, there too many seethie undead out here and I'm forced to hide and sneak to the safe points on my map. It not right.

>>81655038
>the vocaroo of him shouting at wagies
https://voca.ro/1oyckseecmHQ

>>81655802
he doesnt sound very feminine

Relatable xox

>>81655642
Mental how this lad was manipulated into this by a tranny who broke up with him.

>>81655834
remember when he said it was just dressing up for the stream

>>81655642
didn't his dad used to go on his "joke" crossdressing streams with him kek
wonder if he regrets it now

real sad vibes today x
https://youtu.be/Myz82LKU9Rk?si=leMAWn-YVcVLUJjz

I'm sure there are normal trannies out there just living their life but why do a vast majority of them hyper sexualise themselves, make porn with them explicitly playing with their cocks (a male appendage) and wear clothes real women wouldn't wear? More proof that it is just a sexual fetish gone wrong. Am I wrong in this? I'm not trying to be a bigot or anything but this is one issue I can't support.

>>81655858
it's called autogynephilia mate

>>81655802
>https://voca.ro/1oyckseecmHQ
is he high or just retarded

>>81655802
special needs indeed

>>81655858
Sounds like you're just a transphobe.

>>81655802
Bit cringe this Crossmoong

>>81655695
>Americans acting like children again
Disgusting. A real woman waits indoors with dinner, brandy, the evening paper and a pair of slippers ready to go.

>>81655869
he'd been drinking all night

Conquering Japan lads
It lush and I mean LUSH

>>81655901
>miyagi
dan a yal san

A lot if black British bands or artists act very aggressively and like Americans or maybe I am just biased. Some of these Glasto bands are definitely NOT for me.

>>81655886
If he was a transphobe he wouldn't be consuming so much tranny porn.

>>81655926
I don't consume tranny porn just through osmosis on 4chan and Plebbit.

>>81655901
Seaside finally get his well deserved holiday in the land of the rising sun - he always wanted to go to Japan - he teach them the Seaside Creed and that is posh and luxurylush.

[REDACTED] enjoying the sunny weather at [REDACTED]

>>81655938
Wonder if she's drinking with him today

>>81655932
read that as phimosis

>>81655925
Glastonbury has been a bunch of rich Londoners and Americans all larping as real English people for some years now.
They will NEVER live down being headlined by Jeremy Corbyn.

>>81655940
She'll be drinking my smelly piss and not complain about it.

>>81655940
At [REDCATED]

Watching these Chinese dramas they seem to do everything they can to make the actors look as white as possible. Blasting white lighting and using white foundation on their skin as well as copious amounts of DNR.

me and mister footlad playing pickleball at lansdown tennis courts in bath 2025

howling at the thought of them looking through CCTV recordings of ebin and being creeped out by his incel appearance and autistic mannerisms

>>81655802
Incredibly kino this

if you ask me, the MOST-like-the-Joker-from-Batman poster is HelperLad, followed by that anon who is angry about women and the world and at large, followed by Crosslad (shouldn't need to explain why)

>Welcome to Mastermind. Your specialist subject is How Much Van Drivers Earn. That is an unusual one. How did you choose that?

>Well I have always just been obsessed with van driving incomes, wages and salaries.

>Fascinating. Well you have sixty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. The time starts now. Question one. How much do van drivers earn?

>I dunno

Watching that Weezer Glasto set now. Oh aye. x

so does 'misogyny' mean 'sexism' now? is that just semantic change and/or a lost cause?

i always thought misogyny was outright hatred. sexism was like 'cor, women, eh, worse at things, aren't they?'
misogyny was when that bloke in France got so mad at feminism (didn't just disagree, got really really riled up), he went round and killed them all.
now i don't think HE'D say he hates women 1. he's dead and 2. he'd be saying something in French. probably like "je deteste les femmes".

>>81655990
>angry about women and the world and at large
doesn't narrow it down much

Think I saw Shippy in the crowd at Glastonbury holding up a Don't Tread on Me flag. Well it would be difficult wouldn't it ya fat bastard.

>>81656006
maybe it like the comics where there are THREE The Jokers - The Anarchist, The Madman, and The Clown.

i know about comics, me. even read a few.

>>81656028
What about The Batman who Laughs and all that wollocks?

>>81656015
i have a flag that uses SYMBOLS as letters and if you look at it cleverly, it says 'COEXIST'

this is because i beleive in equality, but one of the letters does not, so i no longer agree with the flag.

>>81656039
mate i have no clue, sometimes i'd dip in and out and i know comics have always done that "(see issue #74 - ed!)" thing, but jesus there's so much LORE.

curious how some of this shite gets approved, what the process is. the people working in comics must be fans, care about the characters, in some weird precious way? don't they all argue, refuse scripts?

(any documentaries on this? might do some digging)

>>81655944
Average age is like 45 or some shit there. Boomer event

>>81655990
> by that anon who is angry about women and the world and at large
that narrows it down

>>81655944
Sea of white faces. David Cameron wont like that one bit.

>>81656015
Want me to go there and glass him?

>>81656068
DC Comics are a fucking mess continuity wise, had to make my own spreadsheet a while back to read stuff in a sensible order. You don't have to, obviously you can just pick up a comic from #1 and start reading but the events and crossovers give me a fucking headache.

that Lewis Capaldi bloke is a big fat wanker isn't he

>>81656105
there isnt anyone at glastonbury who isnt at least 70% wanker

>>81656015
Shippy isn't a libertarian

>>81656093
last time i tried, and they did have dedicated reading guides and shit, was all the Infinite Crisis through to Blackest Night stuff

for something 'resetting everything' they sure expected me to know a lot, and even when something was 'optional', that Black Lantern of Horse-Girl is because of Glitterboy #28, thanks?

wonder if they have their own internal encyclopaedias or guys who just know fucking-everything. how does that work?

>>81656105
He seems like a sound lad and is actually a very good singer live. Have a soft spot for the fella, tourettes nearly ruined his life but fair play he has come a long way. I do think a lot of his songs are very samey though. However he seems very down to earth and I enjoyed his Netflix documentary.

i guess there are 'Tolkien scholars'. maybe if it was a paid job, i'd read every Poirot novel and know every last thing about Poirot's fictional life, where he was at different times. cor.

>>81656132
I'm sure they have some internal guide that one specific autistic has to explain to everyone. They probably keep him in a padded room somewhere to stop him killing himself.

>>81656141
Branch out and become an Agatha Christie scholar

>>81656138
> tourettes nearly ruined his life
didn't know this ;_;

i've never heard his music, just saw "he has his own line of pizzas! how wacky!" and basically assumed the worse. watched a few interviews and yeah, i was wrong, he DOES seem down-to-earth and like a friendly/funny guy. really don't know how you could consider him a wanker.

Lewis whinepaldi is a right mushroom looking mong. wish hed trip over on stage and fuck off

>>81656159
Yeah you can usually tell when they are faking being down to earth like Jennifer Lawrence and that but are Lewis just seems like a wee Glasgow lad who hit the big time too fast too hard and it really did his mental elf in.

>>81656170
is it really this specific pop singer you have beef with, or is it your own father?

Got the shits lads
Just had my 4th watery dump of the day

>>81656202
put a butt plug in, it'll give it a chance to harden up

>>81656202
Same. Think it was that cup of tea I had yesterday.

>>81655802
Do you have any of his sober walking outside ones, they were comfy

>>81656208
Honestly think I'd fire the thing out at a force that could be lethal.

>>81656210
Dunno what caused it, but all I know is I took a peppermint oil tablet to help with any pains or cramps and one of my shits honestly just smelled like mint.

https://youtu.be/QLHMhVonF-s?si=h6Olf5BhGWLqT8nC

anyone know what I should say when asked about Israel and Palestine conflict or Russia and Ukraine or trans women in sports or uhm or Glastonbury

what do I think?

imagine Lizzo after a gig smothering you with her fat black arse

>>81656182
i know being an entertainer, or in the public eye generally, is going to be a bit of a performance. there are cameras on you.
don't know how actors and musicians and the like do all the red carpet 'junket' shit. "oh my god this means SO MUCH..." would you rather not speak candidly, as yourself?

just feels very phony, American even. 'service with a smile' rather than a waiter who might be having a bad day, or could actually just be friendly.

>>81655669
Fuck you lad I'm doing some REAL sailing for MEN

>>81656230
i just say " i dont do politics"

>>81656232
Yeah and those junkets are probably hours long getting asked the same boring questions over and over and over by different outlets. They're getting paid a lot to do it though.

>>81656237
sailwind is a very comfy game anon, might even start playing it again soon

>>81656230
>anyone know what I should say when asked about Israel and Palestine conflict or Russia and Ukraine or trans women in sports or uhm or Glastonbury
"dont give a shit m8"
or
"id rather not get into that" if its like a friendly convo

failing all that, the safe take is always just "bit of a shame init" and then move on

>>81656230
We here in britfeel cheer on Iran and Palestine, dont care any more about Ukraine, say no to Trans women in female sports but support our Trans sisters otherwise and we cheer on blacks and wiggers chanting death to the IDF.

>>81656257
I'm trying to learn.
This is my second attempt after I had a good first crack at it but then I slept through the night, found myself further away from the island I had to get to, and the wind was actively pushing me away from that fucking island. Don't really know what to do when the wind is actively fucking me so I went for a retry.

just want to go around in a boat, me.

don't like the sea air, get seasick, hate seafood, not good at physical labour, lose my balance easily, and i'm terrified of drowning.

BUT i liked Wind Waker. and when Bond hires a boat in Dr No.

Tried playing that Sea of Thieves but just kept getting blown up by other players. Wonder if they've added a womfy solo mode

>>81656272
dr no is the second best connery after from russia with love.
worst connery? goldfinger

>>81656272
Where does Link relieve himself? He must shit over the sides. Not much room there.

Got up, had a shower now chilling for a bit before garn for a few drinks for Steve's birthday. Seems nice outside. Proper Sunday club vibes corr.

>>81656087
What is your cost of living per month, considering you split the bills 3 ways?

lager beer pint cans take away my anxiety for tomorrow

>>81656290
Garn Beehive lickle lid?

>>81656256
i know 'they're actors' (in the case of actors) but it's artificial, to begin with. more interesting to let them speak as themselves, they have cool stories and all that. i guess someone, somewhere, wants the fakery. maybe it's 'rude' if they speak honestly. Alec Guinness on Star Wars.

>>81656299
whats happening tomorrow me lad?

>>81656260
>say no to Trans women in female sports
speak for yourself lad
I think it's funny women who forced their way into male spaces are now having to deal with transgenders doing the same thing to them

>>81656290
Beehive later lad?

>>81656306
My thoughts too, but I hate women so anything that troons do to piss them off is alright by me.

He garn Beehive with honey in his nappy.

>>81656304
have to wake up and do it all over again

>>81656285
i have only seen two and a half James Bond films, and those were the first three. enjoyed them quite a bit, need to go back to them.

think it was From Russia With Love or maybe the first half of Goldfinger i watched, but even near the start it FELT like "okay, we're doing another James Bond flick, here we go."
good sense of humour to them. i know they go everywhere from over-the-top camp to dour and gritty later on, weird series, this.

>>81656341
Bit of a shock going from Connery into the Moore films tbqh de lid. Love the series as a whole nonetheless.

>>81656306
broader question is when/why do sports have to be 'fair'?
t. short arse, average tall bloke would obviously beat me in a race.

could have hormone-level categories, like weight classes in boxing?

After thinking more about it in beddingtons last night I have concluded that season 3 was indeed a good ending to the show. I guess I'll watch the inevitible American version, it won't be the same that's for sure, but hopefully they don't cuck it up too much.

>>81656292
Why are you interested? So you can take the piss out of that lad who pays 750 a month?

I listen to a lot of music but could barely tell you the name of individual songs because I usually listen to albums from start to finish and don't look at the song names. Is this abnormal?

hi blad hi hitler hi all

Mum threw up in Aldi because she had a bad tummy. Not right. Thankfully she ran to the bathroom and was sick in the toilet. Would have been a right performance if she was sick on the bread isle bloody hell. Thankfully she is feeling better now.

>>81656361
you have the critical thinking skills of a toddler you drug addicted mong

>>81656367
Hi baby

>>81656361
Why do the English speakers in that show sound so fucking weird? Same happened in Season 1 too. It's like they're being dubbed but they aren't, and the delivery is so unnatural

>>81656367
Good afternoon Crosslad xx

>>81656367
Hello eva6, how are you today.

>>81656374
Fuck me mate that a side effect of manjamjar?

https://youtu.be/Q7xy6Oqa5f0?si=mV5IBwmsxCmhL_SD

so glad i can fuel my hatred of change with an advert in the middle of

what a grifter

>>81656388
No idea lad. Could be.

Busta Rhymes performing to a sea of white people during Glasto making me laugh. There are literally barely any coloured folks.

>>81656381

I actually like the English voice acting. Yeah, some of the voices sound a bit silly but the voice actors for Gi-hun and the Front Man were great. Thanos sounded hilarious as well but in a good cringe kind of way.

sex with Blad

>>81656367
>eva
>hi hitler
hmm

>>81655522
Or had any friends

>>81656401
You watch it dubbed? I meant the English speaknig VIPs, not the dubbers.

>>81656401
Lad... don't tell me you watched Squid Game dubbed? Fucking mong.

>>81656361
thanks mate was interested in your opinions. had it all 'spoiled', not too bothered, might get round to it.

>>81656401
when it jumps over to the US, with Cate Blanchett, do they speak in 'native' English or the weird pidgin dialects, still?
wonder how some Korean director gets English speakers to talk that way. "no, say it phonetically like this: it will help our audience understand you better."

>>81656400
That guy who said fuck your country you are not having it back (pertaining to immigrants taking over) to a crowd of middle class white turbo normies cheering made me chuckle as well. Like the chicken being happy that the wolf has broken into the hen house.

>>81656362
Curious about the COL in the UK.

>>81655754
He's deep in thought. Thinking about other posters thing about those little girls.
But he isn't, oh no, it's other posters thinking of those little girls. The though NEVER crossed HIS mind.

>>81656422
Could be taking to someone who wants me reported or dead. Not giving in sorry. Paranoid about that enough as it is.

i switched Squid Games to the dub for 30 seconds and noped out pretty quickly.

it's not a BAD dub like some old Western or martial arts flick, but the voiceovers really just don't fit the flow/cadence of the actors.

dubs should be for people with disabilities. read subtitles of foreign films/shows tbqh.

What time are you planning on doing the Ruthmong/ASMR lasses routine. Big boxroom dollyman.

>>81656440
That's on the schedule for 15:30

>>81656439
Same with anime. Just dosent sound right often cringe as fuck. Very rarely a dubbed anime is alright like DBZ, Pokemon, yu gi oh. But 90% of them are shite.

>>81656400
>on gap yah
>go see that coloured fellow

make festivals free. ban anyone who looks or acts remotely middle-class.

Eva only talk to Blad it not fair it not right mummy she bullying me.

>>81656430
Understood. Just be yourself, it'll all work out.

popped lump on my willy has left a big hole, looks a bit scary

the heat eats away my motivation and energy

>>81656457
she's BPD and he's her new favourite person
literally never known an """autistic""" women who wasn't just an annoying BPD which they're scared to diagnose properly because it's a massive stigma

>>81656468
life eats away my motivation and energy de lid

>>81656476
Women can't be autistic it's been proven in science.

Sea of middle class mongs at Glastonbury recording on their phones.

>>81656494
Wonder if the inability to live in the moment is an NPC thing. If you didn't record/take a picture, did it really happen? type shit

>>81656476
this is TOO possible.

had a friend who might be an autistic women, it's not like they don't exist, at all. but this came about after years of mental health professionals saying she might have BPD, she comes across that way, maybe go for a diagnosis...
the SECOND that ONE OF THEM raised autism as a possibility, she got really into this "thank god it's not actually BPD, i'm on the autism spectrum" kick.

do just like her as a mate, if i ever reintegrate into society a bit, would like to reconnect with her. any advice? i am NOT "running away". she a pal.

meanwhile, would rather have BPD than autism. at least in terms of the stigma.

>>81656505
Even more retarded when you know you can just search on YouTube and some other mong has taken a better video.

>>81656523
social media age. if you didnt record yourself doing something then you didnt do it

why does Morrisey not like diversity it is our strength!!!

>>81656542
Morrisey is a cunt.

>>81656542
he is a narcissist. all his lyrics are me-me-me.

if i showed up and went "you-you-you. btw i'm also sad. let's touch each other's willies?" he'd go "uh, no? fuck off mate," and find someone cooler. DESPITE claiming to be the sad/lonely one.

>>81656548
do you wanna play with my penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMJ0-qQldl0
you can disagree with Limmy's views. but this is good.

>>81656558
no because i'm a 2/10 to Morrissey's 7/10. same way he deserves 9/10s, i deserve 3/10s. you can fuck off mate.

>>81656564
what is so wrong about wanting to support British values and culture and put it first?

>>81656509
You can probably be friends with them just don't let them too close in your life. Learn what idealization looks like and if she starts doing it to you immediately drop her. Become unpleasant to be around and pretend to be the opposite of what she thinks you are so she gets bored and moves on

Where do you even get good food anymore?

>>81656601
Only from self sustaining yourself through eating your own shit.

>>81656573
then Morrisey can give all his pounds in council tax.
yeah some of that will go to non-British people, but even murderers can, say, drive on the roads. we should still repair roads.

do you think we should actively go AGAINST non-British people, rather than actively supporting British values?

>>81656601
Farmer's markets

>>81656609
your post confused me

>>81656610
30 pound for a quarter of a steak pie and chips and 7 pound a pint from clarksons farm. Might have a wank under the table when he comes in oh aye.

>>81656564
amusing but
>>81656573
I dont get it either, why are other cultures celebrated but its seen as wrong for us? saying you want to preserve our culture will get you a few funny looks

Eva can suck on my hairy balls whilst I suck the piss directly from her clit.

male artists who did poetry/music about their feelings:
- Nick Drake
- Kurt Cobain
- Chester Bennington

sorry but i'm just not 'buying' Morrissey/The Smiths.

What's wrong with Limmy's views? Is he a far right grifter now?

>>81656645
>a far right grifter

Only happy when I'm eating or sleeping.

my toad in eva6's yorkshire pudding

>>81656615
there's a government scheme called 'British Values' that INCLUDES equality/diversity.
it's all a bit silly, but honestly, yeah, fair enough. as policy i actually think we should become a republic, abandon state religion, get rid of any type of being-born-better (aristocracy, House of Lords).

when it comes to race or immigration, it's really on a case-by-case basis. Indian NHS doctors? great, get them hired. black stabbers? same as any stabbers. (still think prevention > rehabilitation > punishment, but they've done the stabbings by that point).

haven't really seen a good case for racialism. and i think it's a positive, British quality to be for equality. or at least it's neutral, just letting people go about their lives. what on earth are you going to do, instead? segregate spaces?

The normies have found benefits and work.com kek. Seething is off the charts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/s/i0TRoaMKFn

>>81656601
Grow it yourself. All fruit and veg has turned into bland slop for fuck knows why.

>>81656645
LARPs as a salt-of-the-earth everyman, like he's our Crossy or one of the other thread Glaswegians.
i've read his book and i'm sure that was his early life, fine. but then i checked his Companies House accounts and oh my days.

all the gamer/streamer community were SHOCKED a few years ago when Twitch had a leak and they found out how much these all earn. i guess people don't understand what's public information in the UK, you can just look it up, it's not 'stalking' or 'doxxing'.

purely creatively, he should have made more of his TV series, hired actors and a crew and that, he's a really funny writer. sat around playing computer games into a camera? waste of talent.

(yes, i mad, but it comes from an appreciative place.)

my sausage inside Blad's rolls.

>>81656665
>Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic
(BAME) doctors, overseas graduates, older male doctors and some non-specialist doctors are more likely than their counterparts to be referred to the GMC by employers or healthcare providers. BAME doctors have more
than double the rate of being referred by an employer compared to white doctors.

>1 Non-UK doctors have 2.5
times higher rate of being referred by an employer compared to UK graduate doctors.

>2 Previous research and
analyses have not identified substantive evidence of bias in decision-making by the GMC

>Indian NHS doctors? great, get them hired

dunno about that, think everyone involved in the NHS needs vetting a lot closer

>>81656691
>i've read his book and i'm sure that was his early life, fine. but then i checked his Companies House accounts and oh my days.
I mean that doesn't mean he immediately forgets what it was like and has respect for it.
Not defending Limmy specifically, but now I've got money having come from a family of "counting the pennies" I'm not just like "hell yea fuck the impoverished working class laddies".

>>81656675
Nothing new there me lid. I kind of agree with the alcoholism and drug abuse cunts on PIP though.

>>81656691
He also put all his earnings from twitch/streaming into a company so he pays as little tax as possible. Salt of the earth, champion of the working class that fella.

Hope the incontinence from being pegged by his wife is a constant embarrassment

>>81656704
yeah i'm not against someone being successful. he's bought a house, good for him if that's what he wants in life.

rubs me the wrong way as, say, the bloke from Blur, in his vineyard. doesn't matter at that point if he was born that way, or worked really hard to earn that vineyard. he HAS NO RIGHT to go around like he's one of the lads, can of Carling, anyone?

You are all putting far too much thought into this

Its just some old man playing video games all day because its easier than actually doing anything

Well he only had one million quid. Not like he has two million, is it? Curse not.

>>81656725
he's declaring it, paying corporation tax. the rate at which people set up companies for every daft little thing (multiple companies under the same umbrella) should probably get looked into, but still.

he's declaring six figures, would rather he do that than not. i don't get why he isn't self-employed and just types his earnings into HMRC's website every year (do you need an accountant? for streaming? why?)
maybe he has a 'team' or something, pays the mods. actual employees or at least people registered as self-employed, but working for him (which would be hypocritical but whatever).

>>81656457
she needs an identity to get attached to, she's too stupid to parse different anonymous posters

>>81656214
Gies a min n I do 2025 version if its not busy or windy

>>81656725
>he pays as little tax as possible

>>81656769
Where you been ya prick?

>>81656675
most of these redditors have fake bullshit wfh/office jobs and openly joke about the fact they spend all day on reddit and get zero work done
they have no problem with fake economy and unsustainable gibs when it's HR becky and middle class lads

Is eva6 cute?

>tfw been starving and had zero access to money/food before
>foodbanks were struggling and you had to get some voucher from Citizens Advice/GP

>tfw Amazon end up delivering my food shopping twice
>(once after the delivery guy didn't show up, marked it cancelled, then tried again)
>refund has just gone through
>got 60 quid worth of food for free

feel guilty. even though it's Amazon. the hell is this world we live in?

>>81656781
she's no Blad, that's for sure.

>>81656781
Probably not otherwise she wouldnt be wasting her time on here

>>81656782
get a job you useless mong

>>81656778
Been posting under my girl name

>>81656729
Depends what you mean by "right". If that's how he lived when he was younger and its just how he is, I see no issue with it.
I'd say its worse to completely lose all perspective and principles from the early days. The only bit I don't like is if he goes "I'm one of you" just to gain popularity or something, rather than it just him being him.

>>81656799
i wonder if there actually is a mong who unironically thinks im crossy
like GENUINELY thinks i am

>>81656793
getting a job won't put food the table.

>>81656824
Why do you think i'm on about you? This isnt /evafeel/, the world doesn't revolve around you, narcissist.

>>81656805
it's classface.

>>81656824
we saw you t posing in the last thread

>>81656833
Your stupidity levels are off the charts

>>81656845
whats t posing

my only actual conspiracy theory is that crossy is mihai following a break-up with his bf.

wanted a heterosexual fresh start, and i'm ruining it.

Eva fuck up you stupid little bitch we all know you're Crosslad.

Days are only getting shorter now

>>81656851
standing in the letter T someone else can post the picture

>>81656856
Good. Looking forward to Autumn

>>81656851
means 'testosterone posting'

>>81656851
means tranny posting

post your season rankings, lads

eva6's knickers in my mouth

Yanklass was a lad. not 'secretly a man', more like an honorary thing.

eva, still on the fence.

Blad's boxer shorts in the washing when we're in a homosexual relationship

(i am drawing some lines)

>>81656890
All he/she has to do is post his/her hand
But he/she wont

>>81656901
She did post her hand but it was ridiculously bad quality

>>81656665
This is the most Reddit post I've seen in a while. Not saying I agree or disagree, but the tone and style couldn't be any more Reddit if you tried

>>81656897
No idea what that means but it made me laff

I made up the eva larp but someone took over it, you mongs will still buy into it despite me saying this

>>81656901
a cropped passport obviously tells us nothing, but i will accept a photograph of a wardrobe full of female clothing. totally understand if she doesn't want post pics of herself or any body parts.

>>81656916
i can get what you mean, but Reddit, specifically, didn't invent stream-of-conscious vaguely-political thick-person gibberish, did it?

if you think about it, it's also EXACTLY how someone who's recreationally abusing painkillers, might put this across. not going to lie about my views just because they're like wot them-on-that-other-web-sight reckon.

>>81656901
i did what

In the US shippy would probably earn 70-80k

>Beloved band announces Glasgow gig to celebrate 20 years of top album
Av clocked they do this now
>beloved band
>top album
>celebrated indie act
>famous singer
See if we would know who it is they'd jst say the name. They do this so u click on it n see if its somebody youve heard of n 99.9999% time it's some absolute z-lister. Am no stupit

Phwoar the gf is absolutely humming of BO today. If she sweats more, she stinks more and it 4x smellier today de lads

A bloke in a dress

ding dong
the girlfriend bus is here anon

>>81656958
you had to post your hand.
but you didn't.

it is too late now.

>>81656974
i dont know what is happening but their facial expressions irritate me and make me feel very annoyed

>>81656897
Not sure what this means. Odd. But will never happen sorry lid. Might be for you but its certainly not for me.

>>81656974
i just have one question about this:

are these people happy?

>>81656987
could you take them in a fight, do you reckon?

>>81656993
nta but they do look happy in the video

Absolutely fuming lads. I purchased something that said it was from the UK. The seller lied and turns out its being shipped from China. I wouldnt have ordered it from China because I dont want to wait 3 weeks for fucking extra fake bamboo leaves for my artificial plant. Going to leave neutral feedback once it arrives. Not happy.

>>81657001
no shot in hell i'd be crushed

>>81656968
It SeaSideMark. Bacon bacon gutty song coming to Glasgow.

Don't Touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmK0nLn8Ww

>>81657013
they have both a Christian cross and a dragon dildo back there. they're more content with life than we could ever be ;_;

FREE FREE PALESTINE
says the two wee irish ballroot scumbegs

>>81656974
>Cross in the background
When arriving in heaven The archangel Micheal saying "excuse me thats cringe, we dont do that here"

>>81657018
since you're skinny, couldn't you slink free, like a snake?

Jesus' last words on the cross were "I forgive Shippy."

>>81657036
i get music for a cause: you had both Live Aid, and the "it's all corporations!" anti-Live-Aid crowd.

but in this case, what the hell is anyone meant to do, or what will it accomplish? don't think even some British arms supplier CEO is going to be swayed by the Glasto coverage. meanwhile, everyone actually there is there for the festival/music.

>>81657056
its called virtue signalling, good fellow

>>81657019
In all honesty if mark bought his vinyls back n did dj streams id listen

My fav yourube dj atm is the wee small guy. Am not being funny. I can't remember his name off hand but you'll know who I mean if u know him. Absolute class

does rile me up, this. maybe ON BEHALF of the people who are just trying to have a good time. they are young and on drugs at a time when that's possible for multiple days in a row.

might go to a Minecraft screening and go, "support the miners strikes" or "up the 'ra!"
important issues, everything is political, art has the power to change things

>>81657056
I'm from Belfast, the actual members of Kneecap are creepy smackhead mongs. Talked to them a couple times when they were only starting out and doing local bars. It's all a massive fucking gimmick and they haven't two braincells between them. Incredibly cringe as well.

>>81657059
very weird if it's normal everyday people, not a celebrity/figurehead or a company. trying to look a certain way, if it's purely virtue signalling.

get these people fighting in Palestine. ask them, once, "do you really care?" and if they say "yes" they are conscripted. would help the Palestinians a fair bit, this.

>>81657103
normies copy media, and the media's all about it nowadays, or its just institutions shoving it down the throat of the people and going "this is a problem you need to think about" when in reality fuck all can be done, shit like renewable energy and all that

>>81657074
went to a smallish gig at one of those O2 places, Anti-Flag were on, didn't really know them. clearly had a bit of a following, a lot of "we're anarchists, smash fucking capitalism and the fucking patriarchy, fuckers!!!" rhetoric.
they are no longer together because that guy might be a rapist, possibly a nonce.

it's all so tiresome.

The Kneecap DJ hides his face because he's like 15 years older than the kiddies rapping.

>>81657114
>shit like renewable energy and all that
aren't even the environmentalists on "nuclear energy isn't the best, but it's clean and safe enough" by now?
put your money where your mouth is and build a few nuclear power stations. if we develop fission or something else, further down the line, great!

>>81657136
like when fred durst rocks up and goes on about chocolate starfishes to this day

Alright there my leeeds

i suppose at some point you have to own you're a "youth" band: you could move on and do something else, but blink-182's fans are still going to want to hear those songs.

>>81657160
open toed footwear? fuck sakes, un-ironed shirt? ffs

>>81657160
nice picture of someone else you're posting on /r9k/ here lad.

have to agree about the sandals. either be dishevelled or be smart. pick a side.

>>81657148
>gov tells us we're killing the planet by burning oil
>tell us renewable energy is the solution
>then says its too expensive to setup and some claim the prices would all skyrocket
>demand the public pay for solar on their house instead

28 Years Later was pretty good but the last 40 percent of it got a bit weird and shifted in tone idk about that. I liked the north east pandering. Totally baseded out when I heard Blaydon Races. Lush. F1 not bad too not bad. Love me Brad Pitt.

>knock a rock off its plinth in a museum
>take a photo of your crime

>>81657118
>Psalms 23 1-6

>>81657190
quick update on the progress with finasteride?

>>81657190
Febreze update?

Is Rod Stewart dodgy?

>>81657190
>pandering
the "remember (older British pop culture)" thing in all the reviews sounds grating, why would it be an exception to all the nostalgia/member-berries stuff, but everyone seems to talk about it positively. want to see it now but i cannot be fucked watching 28 Weeks Later first. even if it stands on its own i feel like i just should.

quite like the idea of a Mad Max/Crossed type world where they're still mentally in 90s Britain, in a way, and it's JUST Britain - the rest of the world has moved on normally?

but also in their world wouldn't Sycamore Gap just be a normal tree and Jimmy Saville would just be that weird guy off the telly? before they were born, even. is it explained?

>>81657241
Hes a reform voter, so yeah I assume so.

Too many ppl outside rn. Strategic retreating to my special place

>>81657254
Did the cokey too. Mum thinks he's a good lad.

>>81657220
is this one of them dolls that has robot eyes?

so did we figure out if that picture was actually crosslad

>>81657170
>>81657179
It's my smart casual look for swanning around the galleries of Milano in 36 degree heat

>>81657259
>Strategic retreating to my special place
internally, or geographically?

>>81657266
crosslad is all the pictures mate

>watching Watchmen (the new one)
>lady fancies men based on their looks

did an incel write this? i know it's a character, but why is it allowed?

>Just Another Night - Manian and Floorfila
Another banger is it not? It is indeed.
Gotta maybe go on a plane at some point in the upcoming future. Scared. Don't like it. Might avoid it idk. Even had a plane crash nightmare last night.
>>81657243
Eh it wasn't even pandering really. Just a lot of North East local stuff which was cool to see because it's set there. I liked it more than the first two films even. Rare that.

sandals look better with socks

>>81657266
https://vocaroo.com/1cnNorbQIS2R

>>81657329
>>Just Another Night - Manian and Floorfila
This is unironic gay club music

Stop the clock.

Crosslads voice doesnt match his posting style

CROSSY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN VERY BAD NO GOOD TERRIBLE BABY BOY

>>81657379
You can even rewind it if you got the means

>>81657373
Uhhhh problem?? Sort of thing I like int it.

wish eva would post a vocaroo too

>>81657408
Bit sad for a middle aged man.

>>81657399
You telling me I only get to enjoy one of these for the rest of my life? While not even being the only one who has enjoyed it?

greedy bastards charging 25 quid just to STREAM that ozzy show next week. kinell

>>81657426
Will be wailing my eyes out on ass

>>81657389
that's just his 'outside voice'

>>81657190
are you a fat gay man?

>>81657420
that would permanently ruin how i read her posts.

>>81657190
28 Years is a decent film, I just thought the jimmy savile cult scene at the end didn't fit with the rest of it. By itself, seeing people doing power ranger flips, spearing zombies in jimmy style outfits whilst over the top screamo plays is hilarious, just felt like a different film to the rest.

but WHY jimmy savile, he was the worst nonce weve ever seen

>>81657464
He's not fat but he is middle aged and balding.

>>81657471
Can you trim all that waffle down to 30 seconds, is that Crossy btw?

Dont have the confidence to make a vocaroo me.

>>81657511
same here lad, also dont have a mic

>>81657471
hope things get better lad, it does just sound absolutely shite. benzos are such a double-edged sword

also consider that aliens in the distant future might rebuild the human race, but some of the old data/records are damaged, and they only have access to some of our drunken shite
"this must be what homo sapiens was like"
we owe those aliens better than this

2016 was the last great year in life x

>>81657471
>Sorry, the requested media couId not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.

life is never getting betta x

>>81657485
maybe not as high profile, but that Lostprophets guy was specifically vile. no idea how someone ends up that way.

>>81657485
*sparks fag*
aye, they reckon he even did a murder or two that ended up getting blamed on the yorkshire ripper

Needed a shit, now I don't need a shit. Haven't done a shit, or shit myself. Just put off doing it for so long that it must have went away by itself

Mumberg got new iPhone with Face ID and not the thumb thing on so now for the past 20 mins shes been trying to headbutt the phone when it asks for FACE ID

>>81657533
I remember at the time thinking
>2016 has been the objectively worst year of my life
I really should have realised I needed to add
>so far
At the end. In hindsight it wasn't so bad.

>>81657562
Eat more fibre.

>>81657471
Stuttering jock mong

Last year wasn't bad for me. Except the part where shattered my shoulder into four pieces.
Then I came back to this country, which feels like living inside a corpse. All I can do now is plan to get out for good.

Chika has a flatulence problem, but that doesn't make him a bad person.

>>81657562
take less opioids

>>81657503
https://vocaroo.com/1jR2V75AgMuZ yes am on my walk rn

>>81657471
As a fellow scot i just never got how people can be alcoholics, it doesn't do much for me. Definitely anything but enjoyable. Become tired and talk shit. Then feel horrible the next day or two

lending me 20-30 quid for a week or two would be a really easy way to prove you're a good person, IMO.

>>81657639
You sound about 40. Not cute

>>81657629
He is constantly leaking farts because of his intense anal sessions. It isn't farting in the traditional sense. More so there isn't a buffer between his arsehole and intestines so it's a constant shit smell.

>>81657584
>>81657637
It's none of those things, I was just too lazy to take a shit, so it's still in there

i have no issues leaving the hob on, while it heats up, that's how it works.

BUT if a pan doesn't completely take up the whole hob ring, i have this superstition that the uncovered bit of hob will somehow burn itself up because it's not being used to heat the bottom of a pan.

Why won't Chika tell us about his progress with finasteride?

Hard to believe there are 1.4 billion Indians. Kinell innit.b

Jst seen ny old bald paedo PE teacher in th shops keeeek

>>81657672
[laughs in induction hob]

We all flatulence in life x

we all watching upcoming careers in life x

We all febreze in life x

>>81657706
Looks like a young Winona Ryder.

>>81657692
i have only ever seen these once, and they are utter shite. can't see anyone who would make the switch to induction, never go back.

Is it just me or is this head familiar >>81657073

put your shoes on anon, it's time for our run

>>81657727
I need a strong women to rape me

>>81657727
what an ugly cunt she needs decked

>>81657715
>heats up faster
>more efficient
>pan doesnt move about because its magnetised
induction hobs are great you're just poor and stupid

I just cook all my food over Chika's arse mid fart.

>>81657529
I still mind the 1st day i evr tried a benzo. It was september 2015. Ik bc I posted it on the /benz/ board on 420chan. I ws like that. "Oh wow its so brilliant I feel normal now this must be how everubody feels all the time but ill definitely be clever n not do it again tomorrow or nxt day or every day" LOL camera pans to every day for 10 yrs

>>81657727
>mismatching shoes
Actually unacceptable pass

Can't believe Crossy would just ignore me like that. Same with Eva. It's a travesty.

>>81657745
>poor
i assumed they were cheap, that's why they end up in those plastic 'studio apartments'.
even just going out of your way to buy specific pans that work for them, piss off, i want ANY pans to work for them.

you know what heats up really quickly, works great, but is kind of expensive to install/maintain? a gas hob. stayed at mate's when i was homeless, cooking was suddenly fast and made more sense. (could even do that thing with peppers, cor.)

https://youtu.be/2ALA3ws4c84?si=t163si9pxlSOPIoN

hhl and cross and fat man B cunt all need slapping like this

>>81657683
god forbid you ever hear about a little known place called "china"

>you're a girl on the internet? really, you are a tranny.
this used to be jokes, like a dig. nowadays there are just transgender people and they are around doing stuff too, e.g. going on the internet.

mind blowing, this.

>>81657782
Am outside. Cant read evrrything properly

crosslad is like a dark elf he has 'sunlight sensitivity'

>>81657799
Back then, no one would ever call them a tranny. They'd just say they were a man pretending.

Trannyism as a whole is a very new concept

Crossy less talking play a tune

>>81657822
Am outside.maybe later

i would let a china girl bounce on me willy

Electric is technically more efficient but gas costs a lot less so is cheaper by quite a high margin. Boiling 500ml of water in a kettle uses less energy than boiling 500ml of water in a pot with gas, and yet the kettle (90-100% efficiency) will cost 1 penny with average UK electric prices while the gas (60-70% efficiency) will cost half a penny with average UK gas prices to heat the same water

just cut myself massively trying to trim me wollocks, hope i didnt sever anything important

>>81657784
those cheap ones are ceramic, those are what you've seen, i doubt you have actually seen/used an induction hob
any pans do work, if by any you mean anything that's not tesco's own
induction is faster than gas btw

Burned a lot of cals today.fx sake

>>81657790
That guy looks like a streak of piss 10 stone 2. No wonder he went down like a ton of bricks after that little kick.

new non-twoll fred

>>81657861

>>81657844
hopefully you dont get a lump on your willy too like i had

>>81657844
Used to do the same until I got a beard trimmer and now I just use that. Or something like snip the worst of it then trim the rest.
No chance of cutting one of the lugs off

>>81657803
I'll knock you out wee lad.