Any devious mischief you've gotten up to in your past?

Trust no one but God. Simple lesson.

God is your only friend. Everyone else will disappoint you at some point.

Why are boys so horrible? Do they have no feelings? How is anyone supposed to have faith in men after seeing this crap every day?

>>81655490 (OP)
I'm just going to assume eveyone involved in this debacle was black

>>81655538
Can you specify a particular type of boy, perhaps by using information available in the picture provided?

>>81655548
100% sure
If it was whites pouring water on a black boy it would be reported as a hate crime and you'd have blacks burning down cities and libtards telling you why that's good.

>>81655551
im pretty sure his foot is just like that

>>81655551
Boys, like boys. You know the boys who will be boys.

>>81655555
holy numerals
they speak the TRUTH

>>81655551
>noooo i'm different i swear!!!!!
>i'm not like the other boys! i'm the good one!
boys will be boys...

>>81655490 (OP)
LOL I DISFIGURED YOU!

>>81655666
I literally am
I'm incapable of sadism or torment

Of course this is very unattractive to women who, by and large, go for men that present dark triad attributes.

>>81655743
Normies including normie women are sadistic by nature but no one talks about that

>>81655490 (OP)
poor kid relaxed......

>>81655743
yeah i bet you are and it's not something you tell people to lure them into your trap
>oh look at harmless poor ol me
>i could never ever throw acid in your face because you refused to suck my dick for 4 hours in a row
>no i swear! it's not like i live in some narcissistic delusion and out of touch with my shadow where i can be brutal and cruel while living in denial about it
>i'm definitely not prime material for a sadistic psychopath killer no sir

anything else you want to tell the class before i send the anonymous tip?

>>81655784
I don't want your filthy mouth anywhere near my beautiful, perfectly aesthetic cock if that's what you're asking

>>81655513
I hope you're not referring to the Judeo-Christian god, because he's a jerk and the original bully.

>>81655548
But the victim is black too

>>81655828
wow what a gentle soul you are

>>81655906
>because he's a jerk and the original bully.
oh my wholesome keanu chungus!!! THIS SO MUCH THIS OH MY HECKIN SCIENCERINO PREACH XISTA *tips dilator*

>>81655513
False I only listen to the Epic of Gilgamesh.

>>81655490 (OP)
Bro's chopped forever now

>>81655490 (OP)
Back in High School I'd goad friends into asking out girls they liked, claiming I heard the girl saying they found them attractive when I was just making up shit. I was pretty awful and keep tricking them into trying with other girls.

>>81655490 (OP)
A prank eh?

>>81655912
every story has a silver lining :)