i spent this week rotting in bed and browsing forums online and letting trash pile up

how was your week

>>81656224 (OP)
sems this is your second fucking thread today, can you attention whore elsewhere? if your shitty thread dies can you just fuck off for the rest of the day instead of making another one nearly immediately?

ive been here for 8 fucking years and youre more annoying that cunt cows like empath or vore

>>81656242
You've been on 4chan for 8 YEARS??

>>81656224 (OP)
Just go back to your old thread, fatso.

>>81656242
boo hoo if youve been here for 8 years you should know how to filter instead of being a whiny cunt

>>81656224 (OP)
Cool picture sems I can't sleep

>>81656253
im letting the 'log eat it
>>81656266
what time is it for you? or in general. ive had insomnia recently too but that just means more hours for shitposting

>>81656255
based big butt babe

>>81656224 (OP)
Spent my week training at outrageous times because of the heat and wasting hours cranking myself two handed at night so my sleep schedule is kind of fucked.
>letting trash pile up
I will find you, I will vacuum your room and force you to watch, chubby.

>>81656255
and you should know how to revive your old thread thats literally still up, fatass. im so sick of these retarded newfag whores. more hungry for attention than the women before them

>>81656251
so many newfags that 8 years is that surprising, i remember when 8 years was still considered newfag territory

hey sems is it okay if i jerk off and cum to your pics and videos again?

>>81656274
9:45 am. I can't stand this shit I just want a normal sleep schedule

What do you do besides shit posting and how much of that time do you spend masturbating? Serious question

sems, where do i meet NEET girls? i want a nerdy NEET gf

>>81656323
>and you should know how to revive your old thread thats literally still up,
i dont wanna THOUGHEVER. seethe about it
>i remember when 8 years was still considered newfag territory
this is because everyone here is a zoomzoom (like me) and hear a long time and assume you're a genuine oldfag because they werent aware of 4chan 8 years ago or hadn't begun browsing it yet
thou shalt not earn my respect. i know what you are and until the real oldfags die out you will still be a filthy el***ion t***ist to anyone who is a real nigger. i will never look up to you as a spring-pig (no pun intended) newfaggot because youre fake and gay, and a larper. FAKE AND GAY.

inb4 he doesnt read this because hes an el***ion t***, but i wrote it for myself... i wrote it... for mySELF!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>81656320
>Spent my week training at outrageous times
how did you train? what for or just for enrichment?
>I will vacuum your room and force you to watch,
i picked up a good amount of the trash on the left side of the room V_V i am thinking of putting a larger tv in my room since my monitor just broke, some cheapo flatscreen from goodwill or something
>>81656392
online
>>81656382
9am? you havent slept all night? IKTF. horrid
>What do you do besides shit posting
draw, lurk other forums, listen to a lot of music, sleep. sometimes i play games but my monitor just broke sooo. no desktop games for a while. i might go look at old flash porn games again
>how much of that time do you spend masturbating?
masturbation makes me guilty now so it isnt often and ive never taken very long to do it

why so many thread, my darling sems?
do you not have a job?

>>81656434
>masturbation makes me guilty now so it isnt often and ive never taken very long to do it
how long would it take you to cum if fucked you with my 8 incher? soft or hard whatever you like

I dunno, Sems, the thought of you on top of me, all fat and stinky, it's kinda hot. Mmm. Yeah. You on top... fuck... what's wrong with me? I'm such a weirdo.

>>81656224 (OP)
How's your day going.
Also respectfully, post boobs.

>>81656434
I slept a couple hours at 12, and an hour a while ago. I don't know why I can't sleep properly and it's driving me insane.
>Masturbation makes me guilty now
Same, or rather it's just depressing. Even masturbating with a girl over the phone is just depressing when you know none of its real and you'll never have a loving irl relationship (she was just using me to get off, which is fine since I used her back at one point)

>>81656434
>how did you train? what for or just for enrichment?
It's everything compressed into 30/40 minutes with no rest as long as it's miserable, I overheat in the first 5 minutes.
I train to keep myself nice and fit, enduring and flexible, if I skip it I feel like shit.
>good amount of the trash on the left side
Not good enough, you'd still get vacuum and belt, chubby.
>monitor broke
Broke how?
>>81656464
What did he mean by this?
What does stuffing your limp dick in her achieve? You'd just get the base mashed.

>>81656446
lot of time within the day
>>81656464
idk dude. the horny i feel is for vague fantastical scenarios and for my pillow when it gets warm
>>81656498
this is a joke post by the tone of it, odd to make but u do u pal
>>81656511
getting exhausted without working and sleeping without rest
also my body is horrid and my tits are the worst, small and saggy lmfao

>>81656520
>I don't know why I can't sleep properly and it's driving me insane.
IKTF, even if i lay down at a good time and sleep its only for a few hours at most and i wake up horribly early or in the night, or not at all and i give up
>Same, or rather it's just depressing.
when did fapping become saddening for you? for me it happened gradually, cant really pinpoint when.
>>81656541
>It's everything compressed into 30/40 minutes
what does everything entail?
>you'd still get vacuum and belt, chubby.
fuck you im doan mah bess'
>Broke how?
fell off a table
>What does stuffing your limp dick in her achieve? You'd just get the base mashed.
i think he means rough or gentle sex

>>81656832
>what does everything entail?
Every muscle group along with cardio, neck included.
>fuck you im doan mah bess'
You can do damn well better than that, especially when threatened by a belt.
>fell off a table
Oh right, did you stick the lens back in the frames?
>i think he means rough or gentle sex
I was thinking of a radical version of the good old sticking it in soft because it doesn't fit since you're a midget, could you even handle big cocks?

hey sems, if i got you pregnant would you marry me and start a family or would you abort our beautiful baby and drive me to suicide from the grief i feel

sems your monitor broke? I have a $10 goodwill spare now I have no choice but to visit. i'll make sure it's retard proof with rubber edges.

>>81656823
>this is a joke post by the tone of it, odd to make but u do u pal
It absolutely is not a joke. I am tall, hot, muscular, etc... and I like girls like you.
So... are you going to take advantage of me or are you just going to do nothing?
PS when I say "stinky is OK" I mean BO, and not too much. Also, you would have to brush your teeth or we're not kissing. No kissing would be a shame, because that's a big part of being really close to someone.

>>81656927
>neck included
example>?
>threatened by a belt
cruel.
>>81657127
if you got me pregnant it would probably mind break me considering my mentals are already wack and preg hormones are said to worsen such things lawl. so idk what id do
>>81657129
ok come over thx pls bring 1 coffee table and a beanbag chair but not the normal ones like a throne shaped one for retards who need back support and also make sure its 5ft tall so i can lay back on it and sleep on it like a amattress and then we go ride the train up mt washington while i play on my emulator
>>81657356
>absolutely is not a joke
ill engage like it isnt but ok buddy
if you really are thats good for you but im not sure what youre trying to get across as your message other than the direct question youve asked
>are you going to take advantage of me or are you just going to do nothing?
would tying you up and fellating you while hugging your leg count as nothing

im not creative right now ive been too depressed to have horny rapist energy. id rather absent mindedly focus on fellatio if i were to be sexual. ist casual und comfortable sounding.

but if im being true to myself id probably just fall asleep 2 feet away from you and look at you every once in a while
im tired hitler

>>81656224 (OP)
>lizard image
Sems are you truthism-pilled?

Sems I've seen your nudes posted before and I think youre hot and have a nice big ass, I would 100% hit. Not a joke post

>>81657787
Be my gf my smelly queen and makes me suffocate with your stench

>>81657787
>example
It's extremely strange to do without fucking it up but you can push against your skull with enough force to train your neck by bending and twisting your head against your pushing arms, weights would be more comfortable but I'm out of plates.
I look like a boxer.
>cruel
It's for a just cause.

>fellating while hugging leg
Very tasteful, hell even I would let you do that.

>>81657787
>so idk what id do
hhmmm curious
i may have to impregnate you as a way to solve this mystery

>>81656274
Where's this art from? And what sorts of porn games do you play?

>>81657787
https://www.amazon.com/Oversized-Included-Furniture-Suitable-bedrooms/dp/B0DZBLQ7FG

this good? also my new car's got room to get you a cofee table and a monitor

>>81657817
IM the space lizard
>>81657853
kidnap me then m8 not sure what to say
>>81657942
>push against your skull with enough force to train your neck
lmao wtf. what does that do for your body? does it make you look different or your posture better?
>or a just cause.
just cause 2
>>81657971
i am not going to have a child willingly my genetics are horrid