Thread 81656338 - /r9k/ [Archived: 765 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:41:18 PM No.81656338
pretty-college-girls-together-in-a-group-posed-over-the-downtown-ventura-K0WD4K
>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!

>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!

>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!

>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...

>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell. After months, you go to court and the girl gives testimony in the court room, live but anonymously behind a screen so she can't come in to contact with her abuser (you). Before the cross examination, the judge orders everyone out of the court room except you and the cameraman (this just happens to be one of the first criminal cases to be televised in the UK)
>Judge: I have dismissed the jury after having directed them to give a guilty verdict. In all of my decades of legal work, I have never come in to contact with a more remorseless serial abuser than yourself. I hereby sentence you to the harshest punishment for this crime. A fully internet archived copy of the incident will be kept on Encyclopedia Dramatica and you will be known as the "loser beta male" meme forever after.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:48:39 PM No.81656399
i am NOT reading allat
who gives a fuck about foids, nigga?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:55:25 PM No.81656441
>>81656338 (OP)
Bro really types all of it :skull emoji:
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:04:12 PM No.81656961
zoomers
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md5: ceae64f90528264abd775849948087c0🔍
>>81656399
>>81656441

>what is skimming

These Gen Z really have the attention span of a goldfish if it isn't some quick TikTok dopamine hit they're getting. They can't even skim anymore. Don't worry, OP. As a fellow effortposter, I support you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:09 PM No.81658199
>>81656338 (OP)
Women will do the same thing to chad. They only see them as something to exploit before their interest fades away.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:43 PM No.81658250
>>81656338 (OP)
So true anon. Girls will act like that for Chad but get freak out if a sea monkey like me look at them
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:23:09 PM No.81658712
>>81656338 (OP)
none of these girls are above a 4/10. maybe the one on the left, but she's too tall
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:24:45 PM No.81658731
>>81656338 (OP)
I regret opening the full-size image. r9k chooses the worst clickbait thots
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:30:08 PM No.81658787
>>81658712
>>81658731
>sour grapes
None of them would give you the time of day.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:30:52 PM No.81658795
>>81658787
I fuck sex dolls
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:47:25 PM No.81658954
>>81658787
i wouldn't allow any of these plain janes to treat me as if they're some kind of 10/10 ice queen. only someone on par with catherine deneuve may treat me like that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:50:51 PM No.81658988
>>81658712
I like the both on the left.
They look cute but we probably dont have anything in common.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:51:37 PM No.81658995
>>81656338 (OP)
I read your post, but it was really boring and pathetic and I wish I had not bothered.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:31:38 PM No.81659493
>>81658712
Reminder that the average girl aged 18-25 in the US weighs 160lbs. That is a 5. You are a volcel lol
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:33:42 PM No.81660277
>>81659493
skewed by fatties and tall chicks and their weight is not the problem. i'd happily fuck a pretty 5' 9" 160lbs girl
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:37:06 PM No.81660318
>>81660277
>no uhm its okay when i reject the average foid but when they reject the average moid that's literally the end of society!!

ok volcel kun
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:37:15 PM No.81660321
>>81656338 (OP)
>>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell.
This hyperbole is regularly presented as truth, some are beginning to believe that it reflects reality.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:39 PM No.81660900
>>81660318
fat chicks are not the modal foid. they might be the mean foid, but that's not what i'd define as average
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:16:41 AM No.81662009
>>81656399
>who gives a fuck about foids, nigga?
This. Your ego is dragging you into living in the past where all the details of your frustations and failures make you feel stronger than your fear for the uncertain yet probably incel future.
Accept that your struggle was part of the "eternal struggle = eternal growth" reality that uncle AH taught you about, and re-adjust your current status with few kept habits that will become usual after a couple of weeks: walking, working out, healthy eating and sleeping, reaffirming your positive expectations and the detailed road to approach them, joining some social events and allowing yourself to relax and gain confidence in the social game