Thread 81656813 - /r9k/ [Archived: 706 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:44:42 PM No.81656813
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I think drunk driving after a night party is an experience every man should have at least once in their life. I had mine this night.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:47:02 PM No.81656828
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>>81656813 (OP)

I don't want to lose my license so I would never drunk drive. In the United States at least, being able to drive is critical to being an adult because public transportation is woefully underdeveloped here.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:47:09 PM No.81656829
Congratulations OP. Next you're gonna be telling us about your first joint.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:52:23 PM No.81656875
>>81656828
i live in europe in a place public transportation is also cooked, i need the car too lol but never ever happens, i even talked to a police officer before entering the car
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:53:24 PM No.81656884
>>81656829
>Next you're gonna be telling us about your first joint.
yeah, part of the necessary male lore
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:00:27 PM No.81656933
>>81656813 (OP)
>please bro, go out and kill someone "by accident"
Nah. Fuck you, wrongdoer.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:01:53 PM No.81656947
>>81656813 (OP)
i've done that shit like 4-5 times
the last time i did that, i got a handy in my car while driving kek
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:06:05 PM No.81656979
>>81656933
>please bro, go out and kill someone "by accident"
drunk driving is unironically not that bad when you can still see shit in front of you. only when your vision is blurred that you are cooked. driving is such an easy thing that you can do it drunk consistently safe
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:08:58 PM No.81657000
>>81656947
>i got a handy in my car while driving kek
based. i regret not having put a woman in my car, but i drove a friend to his hook up home and it was a funny experience. got the instagram of a petite black girl and kissed a blonde milf while in the night club, so i consider the night a win lol
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:10:31 PM No.81657012
>>81656979
It really isn't that hard like you said as long as you aren't stupidly drunk. Your reactions and thinking are slowed though so think it is something to be avoided unless an emergency like being stuck somewhere you can't just it off sleep in your car.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:18:30 PM No.81657063
>>81657012
>It really isn't that hard like you said as long as you aren't stupidly drunk.
yep. next time i gonna try with drugs to see how it is
>Your reactions and thinking are slowed though so think it is something to be avoided unless an emergency like being stuck somewhere you can't just it off sleep in your car.
fuck that emergency shit, we in. i couldnt sleep in car I had to get my friend to his hook up home
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:25:51 PM No.81657116
>>81656813 (OP)
I've done it several times after hanging out with frens. Its pretty easy desu.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:27:36 PM No.81657134
>>81656813 (OP)
DUIs where I'm from pretty much ruin your life unless you're rich. I can't afford my insurance going up like 1000%.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:30:20 PM No.81657151
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>>81656813 (OP)
I have never had a gf or a girl who was a friend, kissed someone, been drunk or high, been to a party, heard any sex noises through a wall or seen anyone in the act through a window or something similar.
Im a 34 year old kissless virgin who have never seen a vagina in real life.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:42 PM No.81657518
>>81657151
good you fag nobody wants to fuck a narcissistic weirdo fishing for pity with posts like this shit for literally years.
you are dying alone for a good reason.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:17:33 PM No.81657551
>>81657000
this feels like deja vu, man
have you made this thread before?