So i just turned 18. Whats next?

Now you must choose do you Follow the Devil and your own fleshly Pleasures.
Or do follow the Lord of Light and built up rewards for self in Heaven.

Live a Righteous life, find a wife, get married. Avoid fornication.

>>81659275 (OP)
next important number is 69, after that u ded

>>81659275 (OP)
I just saw a headline this morning about the iphone releasing 18 years ago today, and I thought to myself, theres a legal adult out there whos never experienced the pre-smartphone world.
Whats next is you spend your 20s on you and nobody else. Don't waste your youth on making other people happy.

>>81659275 (OP)
Get off the website, faggot

>>81659275 (OP)
Now you realize just how gay, retarded and uncontrolled things really are

>>81659275 (OP) Buy a car, buy a house, marry, get a big back account, do whatever you do until you hit 25 then you spiritualize yourself and figure out that all you did was stupid.

Never mingle with atheists.

I hope the mods ban you for having used the website as a kid.
BAN EVERY POSTER UNDER 20

>>81659275 (OP)
You just turned 18 and you're using 4chan. Great start anon

>>81659275 (OP)
Depends. You could just surf along and just squander your future. Become a victim.

get a job in retail and then go to medical school

Buy silver and gold. If I would have started buying silver and gold at your age I would be so fucking rich right now at 36.

>>81659275 (OP)
I turned 18 last year and this is what I knew back when.
>being an adult dosen't change shit overnight
If you got no girls, had shitty friendships, and worked a dead end job. Yeah, turning 18 won't magically change that.
>dating apps don't work and when your friend gets a gf, he typically cuts you off
So be prepared to be on your solo solo
>if your parents are immigrant then it's college, the army, or be homeless. If your a wimp like me, go with college because it's a easy way to kill time while not getting blown the fuck up. Plus, if you're like me and you commute it means some relatively safe alone time and you can still masturbate n play videogames all day.
>a license gives you the freedom to be alone
Not much more to say, cause again if you don't got friends or a gf, you better learn how to be your best friend and even then there will be sad days.
>none of this matters
You will be sad but always find a reason to smile because if you don't then it's gonna be a long and painful rape session from the world.

>>81659275 (OP)
I will sniff your panties now, im close to your location. Run