Thread 81659773 - /r9k/ [Archived: 821 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:52:27 PM No.81659773
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Would you commit commit a crime and go to jail on purpose if you lived in norway? I know I would its basically heaven for robots, other than the part where you can't consume any violent media.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:54:36 PM No.81659801
>>81659773 (OP)
why the fuck would they allow you to consume violent media in prison
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:57:10 PM No.81659831
>>81659773 (OP) Nah. I'm not dumb. I know that in the Hereafter I'll be fucked if I choose to side with the wrongdoers.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:57:11 PM No.81659832
>>81659801
he just said you can't you dumb cunt
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:59:10 PM No.81659857
>>81659773 (OP)
>rape a nordic goddess
>she orgasms and begs for more because women are disgusting
>rape her some more in the future and eventually a man with a soul sees it and reports you to the police
>get sent to comfy prison where you can play ps2 kinos all day and night
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:46 PM No.81659872
I would but I would commit only a petty crime as I assume I would miss le interwebz eventually.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:54 PM No.81659876
>>81659773 (OP)
i was in norwegian prison for 2 months. it was mainly really boring.
ama and i'll answer. it was an open low security prison btw
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:09 PM No.81659902
>>81659872
>he doesn't know
they have internet acces and their own private PC's bro. Porn sites and controversial websites like 4chan are blocked.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:25 PM No.81659905
>>81659857
its going to be so sad when they give breivik a new console and he realizes what they did to videogames
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:07:42 PM No.81659955
>>81659773 (OP)
It would still be prison and If I'm living in Norway then the outside world would be preferable
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:13 PM No.81660001
>>81659773 (OP)
No, that sounds awful. It seems infinitely better than the American rape cages, but that is a low bar to clear.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:54 PM No.81660005
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No I like going outside