Thread 81659995 - /r9k/ [Archived: 797 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:30 PM No.81659995
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Foids, would you dump your bf if a witch turned him into a cat?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:28 PM No.81660003
>>81659995 (OP)
Just let the kitten sleep ffs.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:34 PM No.81660026
>>81659995 (OP)
it depends on if he would still love me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:15:08 PM No.81660042
trick question, no man will ever love me
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:18:44 PM No.81660075
i would give him lots of tuna treats
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:35:51 PM No.81660300
>>81660042
I love you, but you're playing hard to get :(
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:00 PM No.81660329
>>81659995 (OP)
finally someone who would be unable to leave me
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:00 PM No.81660341
>>81660329
>kitten runs away when you accidentally leave the door open
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:02 PM No.81660350
>>81660341
why would the kitten do this i just wanted to love him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:25 PM No.81660357
>>81659995 (OP)
no, I would film tiktoks with him for the rest of his life
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:41 PM No.81660415
>>81659995 (OP)
That video reminded me that the average pet experiences more love and affection from women than the average man.
Grim.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:05 PM No.81660441
this has awoken something in me, if I ever get a bf I would want to take care of him as if he was a little kitten
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:56:25 PM No.81660520
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>>81660341
I accidentally left the door open one time and my cat was still inside lying down in the same spot when I got home, but I think that was more because she's lazy and less because of how much she loves me.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:10:54 PM No.81660669
>>81659995 (OP)
Whatever foid made and captioned this is such a liar lmao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:40 PM No.81660688
>>81659995 (OP)
Uhm, no? Does he still live in human years or cat years? I'll take care of him but if he dies then I won't know what to do;-;
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:47 PM No.81660713
>>81659995 (OP)
just leave the fucking cat alone, it wants to sleep
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6/29/2025, 11:17:17 PM No.81660738
YOU LOADED MASH POTATO RIVERMAN FUCK! WE WILL NEVER BE CHARLES MANSON POLIO PALS!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:47 PM No.81660778
>>81660688
Probably cat years unless the witch gave him tiny human organs or something.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:23:07 AM No.81662073
>>81659995 (OP)
Where did this shit happen? was on one of those key animes.. Air? Kanon?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:25:23 AM No.81662096
>>81662073
Probably somewhere in North Texas desu. A lot of bad witches hang around there.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:26:53 AM No.81662110
this is a joke, i don't think a girl would care about me while being human. there's no chance they would if i turned into a kitten
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:27:45 AM No.81662122
This place has more dicks than the movie 300
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:28:10 AM No.81662128
>>81659995 (OP)
No, I would get him everything he'd need as a cat
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:34:32 AM No.81662193
>>81662128
>everything he'd need as a cat
That'd be kibble, water, litter, kibble bowl, water bowl, litter box, scratch post, carrying case, and cat toys, based on my own cat. Also she likes those churu squeeze treats. Literally any other kind of treats I've tried to give her in the past made her vomit but that one she ate without getting sick.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:41:11 AM No.81662246
>>81662193
Haha that's a lot of stuff to get but I'd get it all. I'll keep this list in mind if it he ever turns into a cat. Poor kitty, at least now she has one treat she can enjoy