>be me
>go to amazon dot com
>go to page of item I want
>amazon says it will arrive by the 26th
>leave the page open
>order the item on the 28th
>it immediately appears on my porch

Why aren't you using retro shipping anon?

oh boy reddits going to love this one
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>81663336
Bro I chose the pic to prevent screen caps. Reddit won't allow that even if it's a greentext. If anyone does post it to reddit, they'll probably get shadowbanned.