what's your experience with sports?

>>81663508 (OP)
I didn't feel like I belonged and then I hurt my knee so I wasn't useful to anyone anymore either so I just stopped showing up, no one noticed

>>81663508 (OP)
i did some bike touring for some time it was nice

Alrighty technique so can play, low physique so didn't make it

Then sedentarism did its magic and I usually do my hamstrings when playing seriously for a bit.

>>81663508 (OP)
Another boy kept grabbing my balls/dick (I think he even put his tongue on it) in Judo class when I was little, and since then I never really cared about sports.

>>81663508 (OP)

I remember I was in gym class in middle school playing indoor kickball and I completely missed with my foot when it was my turn to kick the ball and secure a base. There was a blonde Stacy in the bleachers that cackled at me and another Filipino kid said something along the lines of "It's okay, Anon! You gave it your best shot!" In regular classes, she would scoff at my jokes and say that I'm not funny in that typical white girl bratty princess way. That blonde Stacy works as a behavioral technician now along with her equally hot twin sister, and if you don't know what that is, it's someone who works with kids that have mental disabilities.

What a joke, right?

>>81663583
she remembers you as her friend who she went out of her way to be nice to :)

>>81663599

>Anonymous 06/29/25(Sun)22:48:28 No.81663599
>>81663583 (You)
>she remembers you as her friend who she went out of her way to

>>81663508 (OP)
I swam and did soccer as a kid. I was pretty much always the slowest and least athletic. I played waterpolo in high school and I was fat enough to float well but I was still quite shit at it.

>>81663508 (OP)
>2006 anon
>18 going on 19
I love them. The problem is always finding people to play with and keeping them. My friends got gf's, we're unatheletic, or are just not in the vicinity to play sports. Luckily my local arcade had a basketball machine so i can still go out every now and then n get my shots in. I'll play pickup basketball as well and when no one's out, I'll just practice my shots. I love playing sports because it's fun unlike the gym which is not for me. Use to play football 5 years ago in an ole neighborhood wit some of my neighbors during the pandemic, kino times. Rn, all I got is basketball.

>>81663508 (OP)
luv doing sports aka games
hate watching ppl do sports or hearing about it
damn simple

its shit, all of it
>try soccer
>they purposely kick the ball towards my nut
>try badminton
>they hit way too hard (smash) and hit me right in my glasses
>try basketball
>no one passes it to me despite being the tallest
>try shot putting
>get a decent throw but i was disqualified for bullshit reasons
>try 100m run
>last to finish and set the record for the slowest time
>try high jumps
>actually get it but those bitter fucks increased the rod height to match my height, disqualified
>try long jumps
>was above average but theres always someone better, disqualified again
i want to love sports, sports doesn't love me

>>81663880
fucking hell that is a very niggerish list of sports
all boys should learn to try swimming, weightlifting, ballet, rowing, boxing, maybe gymnastics

>>81663893
it was mostly track and field stuff at my school, guess the school never had any money for wrestling, gymastics, weightlifting, etc.

>>81663880
>soccer
>basketballs
>muh balls
>other ball sports
You really have to be a monkey or a faggot to enjoy playing with balls this much

>>81663909
It's everyone else's fault I'm not popular

>>81663880
so you're telling me you were good at one of the sports on your first try but you got discouraged by a technical foul and literally never even made a second attempt

>>81663925
>never even made a second attempt
wouldnt want to be that anon rn holy moly mentally rekt

>>81663925
i COULDN'T make a 2nd attempt
it was like a qualifier thing and if you're out, you're out - they never called me to try again the year after

>>81663941
>they never
Because of other people, I can't do sports

>>81663925
oh yeah, get this
the technical foul was that after you throw, you're supposed to exit the ring slowly behind you - i apparently exited to the side
fucking hate my stupid gym teacher

Because of my terrible experiences in public school, I simply must insist on living a terrible life forever. This is other people's fault, by the way.

i could never get over how weird and out of place i felt, socially, to play/enjoy sports

I'm so important to other people that I literally physically can't play sports because they care too much about me when I play

>>81663994
yes that is how it works

I hated it. My parents forced me and my brother to participate in them. I resent them so much for it. The only benefit I got out of it was that I was extremely athletic due to it. However, I got burnt out so much that I let myself go. Thankfully, I got back into being fit a long time later after the health effects of smoking and drinking heavily caught up to me by the time I was 28. I didn't mind the exercise, I just hated sports itself.

>>81664187
My parents forced me to be a billionaire and I also hate them for it

I sucked at every sport I tried then I picked up the barbell.

>>81663508 (OP)
soccer, baseball, basketball, and karate
all because my parents made me

>>81663911
We're mammals anon, we enjoy balls.

>>81663508 (OP)
I was always bad at it, my dad tried to teach me to play soccer and he would get mad at me and he looked so disappointed, he never tried to spend time with me again after that

was on a bunch of teams during school. i was shit. i was an uncoordinated, retarded moving child. i had one, single advantage. i was 5'11.

which was about half a foot taller than everyone else in the basketball team, what the fuck? im still fucking confused about that situation. our schools basketball team, the one that went to the semi-finals and even the finals for the nationals, every single one of them bar one, was shorter than me.

they were the best fucking players ive ever come across, ever. we got ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING NATIONAL FINALS, and i was the (2nd) TALLEST person, 5'11. and i was fucking hot garbage, and KNEW it. i dedicated and did one single job on the court. stayed under the basket, jumped for intercepts, and if i got a ball, for any reason, at any time, identify and lob to the farthest out team member down the court. very easy to do, just look for the random, 3rd grader who seemed to have accidentally walked onto the court. thats our point guard. my other job was to lob the ball at any chance to lanky, our local, 14 year old, 7 foot 2 monster. he was SO FUCKING SHIT at basketball, but...didnt matter. no one could reach him. just get him the fucking ball, and let him take 15 different attempts to literally drop the ball into the hoop because this dude looked like the ladder that you find on top of the other ladder.

there was some compulsory running thing everyone had to do, and for a laugh i tried training a bit by running in the mornings, not that i knew how to run or train for shit
got 2nd place in my age, probably because no one gave a shit, but didn't realize i was supposed to do some regional competition until pe teacher said i missed some event
ah well

>>81664461
dont speak for me nigga i aint gay like that

>>81663508 (OP)
I did swimming for a long time, it was nice and I got a free gym card too from it during the time

>Flag and ban for inconsistent rulings
>Ban the only board for recourse
Fuck this gay pozzed ass site, half the mods definitely have undiagnosed AIDS lol, but this post"ll get taken down for "reasons", I'm so tired of pretending the mods don't have an extra agenda, I guess /lgbt/ won bros to the 14 year old sharty I go, god what a pathetic fucking board

>>81663508 (OP)
it's okay. I'm not a fan of it

not sure if r9k has negative goggles and remembers sports negatively or kids with bad sports memories are a step closer to r9k

>>81663508 (OP)
>Sports
I'm atrocious at anything involving teammates or a ball so I became swimmer chad in HS instead. Got me a bunch of summer jobs lifeguarding at various pools. Totally worth it. If I'm ever dunked into deep water I simply swim to safety. I can tread water for hours in place if I have to wait for rescue. I'll just watch all the non-swimmers die.

does martial art count?

Tennis
Played it for absolutely years through school and got to be pretty decently accomplished at it. Could never get into the top team tho cos it was suuper exclusive
Hockey
Also did similarly for years and school and still love it still continuing to play in my uni years
Volleyball
Played it a decent bit when i was younger but i stopped growing at a young age and i also ended up pretty short so there was never a real hope for me.
Badminton and Table Tennis
Went to an asian school so i picked them up and can put up enough of a fight.
Pool/Snooker
The uni student's game of choice
Hon. mention - European Handball
Shit is fun af but no one plays it in my cunt

>>81663508 (OP)
I love football (soccer) and I'm actually quite decent at it. I spend way too much time watching and training. Sadly, it's so difficult to find a footballer gf, although I think not being white is also a big reason why even if I can match or exceed their passion in football. Many of them are just turbnormies though, whereas I can make football sound like an academic discipline.