how to shed the doomer bod? Gfg
Not trans.
how exactly did this happen to you, over what span of time
>>81664909 (OP)You remind me of Bobby from king of the hill
>Not trans.
ppppppppffffttttttttt- GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peak satyr physique
Build forearms and neck
pretty sure you have klinefelter syndrome, but it is not debilitating or hereditary and you can still mold yourself into an ubermensch through sheer force of will
>give up candy and seed oil soaked goyslop like frozen pizza
>learn to cook
>jog every day
>pull ups, chin ups, push ups every day, kind of like pic related
you have to make a real commitment, you have to say "I am actually doing this", don't be hard on yourself because psychologically this never works, rather try to get into a calm state and slowly edge yourself into it like entering a hot bath, like if you plan to run 3 miles, tell yourself you are just going for a walk, then when your shoes are on and you are ready you decide to job to some half mile waypoint you were looking at on google maps earlier, then once there decide to jog to the next, then the 1.5 half mile waypoint, then jog back, by this point your lungs are full of fresh air and any grogginess or anxiety is long forgotten
do this every day and you will be happier, you will sometimes slacken, but you can keep it to a minimum by tricking yourself in the way described
>>81664939/fit/GOD blessing us losers today.
>>81664939Worth adding though that it's a lot harder for klinefelter's people to build muscle than it is for regular men, their muscles build similarly to women. So it takes a lot longer for them to gain muscle mass and they usually can't get visibly big unless they're on steroids.
Though OP is fat and should at least lose weight.
>>81664909 (OP)Nice tits and birthing hips. No woman on Earth finds this attractive.
>>81665508Dont care. Im attracted to guys anyway
>>81665518Gay men aren't attracted to gay men who look like fat dykes.
>>81664909 (OP)A body like this requires lots of pullups.
If you can't do a pullup, do curls and other workouts until you can. Eventually you'd get broader shoulders and back muscles that help balance out the hips a bit.
Signed, straight man with unfortunately wide hips like that.
>>81665537Gay men will fuck anything that moves.
Become trans anyways, you have the perfect body for it anyway
>>81666785an unattractive gay man being fucked by a gay man seems to imply that neither cares that theyre both sub 5 retards. Better yourself, this is a wake up call
>>81664909 (OP)>doomer bodStop saying random shit, there's nothing doomer about how you looks. You either have Klinefelter's or you drunk nothing else but beer & onions for the last 15 years.
>>81667318Mf jannies scared of the word 's'o'y'