>turn 30
>realize it's over: you cant get a gf or a job any more

Imagine if I live to 95. That would mean that the vast majority of my life I was too old to live my life.

>>81665298 (OP)
You can get both those things any time you want, asshole.

>>81665298 (OP)
Being 30 doesn't stop you from either of those things you dumbass.

They should change 30 to 29+1 or something so that the number three wouldn't freak people out so much

When I was 33 I picked up an 18yo from a bar and went to her place.
On her bed she asked my age and FREAKED OUT when I told her I was 33.
She had originally thought I was like 25 or so.
The silver lining was that at least I could pull that off. Moral of the story is that you should lie about your age, unironically. You are as old as they think you are

>>81665318
>>81665314

Anon how do I fuk 18yo virgins as a 35yo

>>81665321
>she asks your age
>"im 29+4"

>>81665337
>>81665298 (OP)

If you think 18 year olds are your only option you are in a prison of your own design.

>>81665411
18-25. Any older than that and you're basically just getting settled for.

>>81665337
By putting your dick into them? Lots of women with daddy issues or women that want more mature men. The internet makes them easy to find, if you're willing to put yourself out there.

>>81665478
>The internet makes them easy to find, if you're willing to put yourself out there.

What websites? I'm 35, I dont know a thing about social media.
The last time I picked up women online was from Myspace and Interpals.
Tinder is a lottery, basically a scam.

>>81665354

25 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +1 sounds younger than 30.

>>81665864

My age is 20 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1

Basically subtract 2 because covid-19 pandemics stole 2 year from my lyfe

>>81665855
>What websites?
It's over. You're fumbling at the starting line.

>>81665855
>What websites?
www.cute-virgin-18yos-who-are-into-35yos.com

>>81665912
>>81665916
>haha boomer isn't social media savvy! he doesnt know about our tiktaks

That's a good thing. The Internet was a mistake, and girls use to be easier to pick up before smartphone culture.

>>81665983
They're saying to actually go outside, idiot. Which is what your boomer parents would say. It's especially effective now as young people aren't even used to being approached irl. It's easy pickings.

>>81665989
>It's especially effective now as young people aren't even used to being approached irl. It's easy pickings.

That's one way of looking at it, but I have a more demoralizing attitude about that.
The way I see it, approaching girls IRL is now impossible:
>they're always looking at their screens, not paying attention to potential guys in the area, giving off "dont talk to me" vibes
>they don't want to be approached because phone people satisfy all their needs for socializing and perhaps fapping to messages by e-Chads is enough for them

i was sympathetic to op before he admitted hes a retarded horny nigger who wants to fuck 18 year olds

>>81666031
It's every man's desire.

>>81666031
Most women over 30 have kids and have divorced. Men are different. It's common for males to never date or have sex. If you're a man who has never even kissed a girl, it's totally understandable if you can't relate to women "your own age".

How modern people see life and age:

>ages 0-18 you're too young, basically
>18-25 you're just the right age
>after 25 you're old
>basically, life was a period that lasted 8 years tops

Go outside and do what? Approach women?

That's only for triple-six abusechads now.

If you have less than zero experience with women at 30 or older, IT IS FUCKIN OVER FOREVER. There is nothing to be done. Women have no reason to choose a pathetic virgin failure instead of the chad with perfect jawline.

Older women? They have their body counts in three digits and ove 80% of men who used them are niggers, criminals and lowlife thugs.

>>81665983
>haha boomer isn't social media savvy!
You're using 4chan idiot, it's a social media. Just be /soc/ial on here or reddit or local forums.
>>81665989
>go outside
Like 80% of relationships start online, especially ones with age gaps.

>>81666105
>It's common for males to never date or have sex
I wonder why you post this when you know no one believes this shitty bait

>>81666204
Where in the fuck do you think you are?
This is /r9k/, not /b/, /soc/ or /fit/.

>>81665298 (OP)
It's doesn't what age I am? A sea monkey like me will never find love.

>>81666183
>That's only for triple-six abusechads now.
>the chad with perfect jawline

Anon, I'm a 30+ incel but I'm technically in the triple six club. I have a moviestar tier jawline and big chin.
I think it's just because my dad had Chad looks but I got autism. I was on my way to becoming another Chad but the universe threw some autism in the mix and the result is a Chad incel hybrid.
I literally have the following:
>6 fate tall
>squinty and scary hunter eyes
>strong brow ridge
>strong jaw + chin
>thick and full hair

Basically I look like Fabio but I'm a permaincel.