>be me
>home alone
>have some streamer turned on in the background
>he's reacting to YT videos
>need to take a shit
>leave the doors open and stream running on high volume
>the guy on stream plays a video by some fag
>hes talking about how tops need to be more gentle to not rip bottoms assholes, and the differences between bussy and pussy
>suddenly parents come home
>I'm still on the toilet and can't do anything
>they just hear everything
They didnt say anything yet. This is so fucking bad. Do you think they think Im a fag?

you're one weird dude

>>81666540
Im not, I didnt even know that guy would turn on some fag

>>81666575
that's called the kidsweeper

The problem is having a streamer on in the background. Hopefully you've learned your lesson, bottom bussy boi.

>>81666495 (OP)
>Do you think they think Im a fag?
I'm sure they already think you're a fag

>>81666495 (OP)
The shit you faggots make up just to screenshot and repost on x or reddit.
You're an actual nigger, I hope you know that.

>>81666495 (OP)
>have some streamer
Just download grindr and get TOPPED already instead of consuming cringe parasocial slop

>>81666718
its not made up, I just have the luck of Greg Heffley

>>81666495 (OP)
They are gone for over an hour and have to come back the moment I get on the fucking toilet what are the odds man

>>81666495 (OP)
How do I cope now?

>>81667222
you should go kill yourself now, that would get you some heckin updoots on /greentext

>>81666495 (OP)
>the guy on stream plays a video by some fag
>hes talking about how tops need to be more gentle to not rip bottoms assholes, and the differences between bussy and pussy
No such stream about such a video exists.
Face it, punk, you made that up.
>>81666916
>Greg Heffley
You just made that name up.
It's so over for you.

>>81667305
dude Im not making this shit up
>>81667352
dude theres tons of fags talking about bottoming

just give me the benefit of the doubt for a minute, is this situation really that fucking bad that it sounds completely made up?

>>81667696
link the stream then

>>81667722
the guy deletes his streams when hes done. Theres an archive channel so if it gets uploaded there Ill link it here, hopefully the thread wont die by then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwo_uZXPeLU

>>81667749
that thumbnail alone proves you deserved it but either explain the situation to them or act like it didn't happen and don't play streams while you go to take a shit just pause the video and scroll on your phone

>>81668207
yeah the thumbnail is retarded I know lol but its supposed to be ironic. I guess explaining will only make it worse. The only solution is getting a gf