Paternity tests should be mandatory at birth - /r9k/ (#81666580) [Archived: 721 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:37 PM No.81666580
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Simple as and there is literally 0 reason to disagree
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:16:10 PM No.81666639
>>81666580 (OP)
A guy like that get to fuck a white girls but a sea monkey like me couldn't even look at them
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:18:46 PM No.81666660
>>81666639
At least you know your place.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:22:30 PM No.81666684
>>81666639
His name is minion, and he got to fuck all of my favorite 00s pornstars like Lexi Belle and Kacey Kox.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:24:44 PM No.81666699
>>81666580 (OP)
It depends. Will they take my blood? Because I don't want that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:26:36 PM No.81666715
>>81666699
Sample Collection:
Buccal swab (cheek swab) is most common.
Blood, hair roots, or other tissue may also be used.

Samples are taken from:
The child
The alleged father
(Optional) The mother, for higher accuracy

But there is a problem in a corrupt society like ours. The mother or someone else may pay the lab that will test the DNA, so even if the dude is not the father, he might end being the father.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:37:04 PM No.81668140
>>81666580 (OP)
I wish a moid would treat me like picrel
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:24 PM No.81668345
>>81668140
If you're a woman, I am basically that guy, and I would gladly treat you that way if we can be cute when we're not being toxic.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:43:55 PM No.81669238
>>81668345
I am a woman, and being cute when we're not being toxic sounds fun. I like the idea of a volatile relationship where I never know if things will be sweet or toxic.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:49:59 PM No.81669286
>>81669238
If we do this there won't be any going back, I'm pretty sure they write psychology papers about how addicting those sorts of relationships are.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:52:10 PM No.81669302
>>81669286
That's the goal, though. An unhealthy, obsessive, codependent relationship with one person for the rest of my life.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:08:56 PM No.81669447
>>81666639
That's the 5 time taco champion 95-99
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:21:39 PM No.81669570
>>81669302
I think I'm already falling for you.