I got a fleshlight for the first time and filled it with olive oil. It honestly feels like a 10/10 bj. I feel like a complete loser after finishing, but I hate dealing with women. I have practically no romantic interest in them. I am otherwise a normal guy (degree, decent job, I workout, etc.). Only way I can rationalize dating again is if the girl is really hot, adding social status when we go out in public. Will I regret thinking like this?

>>81669528 (OP)
I would probably fuck a ChatGPT tier robot, but I have never fucked an inanimate object and don't ever plan to.

I tried the thing with a pringles can and a sponge and I didn't like it. Felt too intense desu. If that's anything like what sex with a real woman feels like I'd rather jerk off from now on.

>>81669600
a vagina just feels like the inside of your cheek

>>81669528 (OP)
what would you regret more, the consequences of dealing with women's bullshit or continuing to fuck the fleshlight? also get real lube for god's sake
>>81669600
>pringles can and a sponge
why not get a real onaho

>>81669528 (OP)
Why did you use olive oil instead of a water based lube that would wash out easily, OP?

>>81669528 (OP)
>Olive oil
Coconut oil works better. Used to fuck a fat girl with coconut oil and the pussy made that SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT noise.

>>81669528 (OP)
No you're just being rational women are a grift biology cons you into so babies are produced. Also just buy water based lube at the store the fuck is wrong with you ghetto faggots >>81669600 also only wanting a hot woman for "social status" just makes you a egotistical narcissistic faggot. You're supposed to want to fuck hot women not show them off to other men for your inferiority complexes.