Why do you want a gf? The status? The sex? Don't want to die alone?

>>81669647 (OP)
Unless you regularly hangout with subhumans, it won't give you status

>>81669647 (OP)
i dont know what the fuck i want anymore

>>81669647 (OP)
>Status
>Sex
>Not dying alone
In that order of importance

>>81669653
Then everyone's sub-human

>>81669647 (OP)
I want someone to love a sea monkey like me

>>81669647 (OP)
I don't. I'm really not built for it. I can't take care of a woman, I'm just meant to sleep and rest.

I don't just want a romantic partner, but a best friend. A partner in crime. I used to have one... It all went to shit because she started hearing voices and thinking people were out to get her.

>>81669672
Unless she's a Stacy, no one's gonna treat you any different because you have a gf

>>81669647 (OP)
The companionship, and the sex, I want both but would settle for one.

>>81669687
>I'm just meant to sleep and rest.
God's sleepiest little guy. Imagine sleeping in bed with a cute girl.

>>81669647 (OP)
I want to cuddle with her so i don't feel alone and make her happy

>>81669698
Going from virgin to gfhaver/sexhaver drastically increases your social capital.

>>81669736
>make her happy
How would you do this? What do you, anonymous, have to offer to a nice single woman in your age group?

>>81669704
Sounds great. Doesn't happen.

>>81669647 (OP)
The status, I just want to be able to brag to people on 4chan that I have a girlfriend. I dont actually want sex much and only feel lonely when around other people. I would probably dump her after a week or two once I was satisified with bragging.
>>81669698
Turbo cope, having an attractive girlfriend is like the no. 1 social status driver among male groups. It is even higher than having a lot of money.

>>81669757
>How would you do this
Kiss her pussi

>>81669777
>Doesn't happen.
I believe in you, sleeper.
>>81669840
>Kiss her pussi
Understandable. Now how would you defend against a rival mate who could kiss her pussi AND he makes more money than you.

>>81669647 (OP)
Reproduction and additional validation.

>>81669832
That's what I literally said, you retarded brown fuck. Every guy at my job has a wife/gf but they're all mid so no one cares

I just really want a friend. And yeah, guys can be friends, but there's just some things you don't do with other guys. I don't want to cuddle with some dude.

>>81669647 (OP)
I gotta COOOOOOOOOOOOM

Yeah mostly the sex OP, it's a psychological and physiological need that matches the evolutionary environment.

>>81669647 (OP)
Idk, maybe power/possession?
I want a woman that is only mine and I'll breed her until I'm dry

>>81669647 (OP)
The only women I am interested in are retired porn stars and only if they are literally about to kill themselves unless somebody dates them.

>>81669903
Having a mid gf is still a massive social status gain over being a virgin. The exception to this is if you fuck a tranny which is lol. If the average robot got a mid gf, their social status would increase 100x.

>>81669647 (OP)
>Status
Only retarded normietypicals care about that stupid shit.
>Sex
Jerking off is better.
>Not dying alone
That's okay I guess.
You know why, though. It's nice to feel things.
The other day she made this board full of photos of the two of us together and I straight up cried. I can't remember the last time anyone else gave a shit I existed. If not for her I'd probably have started making a suicide vest by now.

>>81669953
>chad won't settle?
>*BLAM*
clean it up incel

>>81669955
>If the average robot
Yeah like I said, it'd be a big deal here amongst Channers but no one would care in normie world

>>81670052
Nah, you would instantly be elevated from gutter trash to near normie status.