What would /r9k/ do in this situation?

>>81670754 (OP)
>What would /r9k/ do in this situation?
wake up from my dream

>>81670764
Dream? Not nightmare?

>>81670776
nightmares are dreams

>>81670778
or are dreams, nightmares? 0_o'

>>81670776
Yes, an amazing dream

>>81670764
You dreamed of miku nutting on you?

I don't know. I wouldn't let her fuck me, but I'd sure as hell let her lay the tip on my mouth while she pumps into it. That'd be really hot. Or maybe I could let her get all dirty and smelly, you know, no showers, and then huff the fumes while jerking her off. I still don't want to be her toy... I'll orchestrate everything myself. Maybe fuck her in an alleyway near a large dumpster full of trash...

I'm going to cum if Miku farts while having sex.

>>81670922
>>81670957
Fucked in the head
I would just play with the condom and cuddle with her

>>81671183
>Fucked in the head
Don't lie to me. Don't lie to yourself. You know you'd love it just as much as I would.

>>81671217
No Im normal and you are abnormal
we could like rub each others cocks then cuddle
That would be nice

>>81671265
>No Im normal
Relatively, sure.
>and you are abnormal
I'll admit it. It's true!
>we could like rub each others cocks then cuddle
That would be most joyous.

>>81670754 (OP)
If this shit turns you on, you need to detox from porn for at least a year and start having sex.

>>81671305
Well not with you
A futa
Ew
>>81671335
>tall dominant woman
Ok
>has a cock
Reeeeeee

>>81670754 (OP)
The boy has a nice cock

>>81671370
Proof Im not gay because I find male dick nasty

>>81671351
>Well not with you
I am displeased.
>A futa
I'm a man.
>Ew
...

>>81671434
Troon out and shave your body while growing your hair
Then we can talk