>the third richest man alive who could date/marry 99% of hot teen sluts is obsessed with and married a 55 year old single mom

Hags... won?

>>81670929 (OP)
i'm guessing she's into some freaky insane shit and won't divorce rape him. only explanation.

>>81670938
>won't divorce rape him
just don't get married then, he's rich as fuck and has all the power in the relationship

>>81670938
Why wouldn't divorce rape him? She has 3 different kids from 2 different men.

Money can't buy love

>>81670929 (OP)
Meanwhile, the middle class accountant, Joe, who worked for one of Bezos companies for years.

Who really won,?

>>81670959
Bezos could date 10000 prime pinay sluts but he clearly doesn't want to.

>>81670929 (OP)
You have no clue what this woman can do in bed. Also she must support him in absolutely EVERYTHING, with no risk of betrayal.

Yes, won.

>>81670929 (OP)
Because younger women are retarded and annoying albeit hotter.

>>81670929 (OP)
It could be mostly performative. This is someone incapable of enjoying music but spent high school studying popular acts just to try to seem human to peers

>>81670966
I would rather be this guy. He lives the life of leisure in his bamboo shack with his sweaty 20 year old pinay wife. Meanwhile, Bezos sits in meetings all day and has some nasty saggy hag. No thanks.

>>81670929 (OP)
When you're the third richest guy on Earth you're no longer concerned with impressing people or having the hottest prime teen pussy bride and are fine with women your age who have good conversations with you.
He won so much he isn't playing a game anymore so he could settle down with anyone and it doesn't matter who he picks.

>>81670929 (OP)
CEOs have to maintain a public image. (((shareholders))) can legally demand compensation if any retarded decision you make hurts the company including ones in your personal life. Other than lolbertarians still holding onto the delusion that Dick Masterson is funny, everybody would look down on a 50+ infinity-money-haver messing around with some random teens and shit like that hurts stock value.

>>81670959
what a slut I imagine these women are crazy in bed or maybe it's just an act

>>81671441
He has done knocked her up 3 times in like 4 years so he can't get enough that little slut

>>81670929 (OP)
>61 year old marries 55 year old
This is somehow a win for older women????

Can't wait until I have enough interest earning money to fuck off to the Philippines with a cute slut.

>>81671244
>CEOs have to maintain a public image
>Elon Musk constantly impregnates random young women

shut up nigga

>>81670929 (OP)
it's almost as if there's more important things to find in a life partner than looks

She's a good manipulator + probably overproduces copulins.

this nigga has tik tok girls grown for him in tubes
skin so soft and pale its never been exposed to light pussy still factory sealed

Isn't that the same woman that Leonardo DiCaprio mogged him in front of though

>>81672171
what you talking about

>>81670929 (OP)
why are they only marrying now?
did he way until he was sure her eggs are completely rotten to ensure he'll never breed?

>>81670951
There is no upgrade money wise and she's beat up.

>>81670929 (OP)
The worst part of this is it's going to create a hag trend where, if you slay young puss, you are seen as a broke poorfag, unlike the rich captains of industry who marry old. Men will be tripping over themselves to marry geriatric women to prove that they have high class tastes.
I swear to god this universe is a massive joke of which men are the BUTT.

>>81670929 (OP)
i guess so, yeahh

>>81671061
Damn when I'm old def going for these girls