Thread 81671320

Why do alt girls only fuck guys that look like this

>>81671320 (OP)
>why do mentally ill whores fuck sleazy retards
it is a mystery.

>why do birds of a feather flock together?
gee, i dont know

>>81671320 (OP)
>girls like tall dudes
news at 5oclock in the morning AM pacific time.

>>81671320 (OP)
tons of tattoos mean low inhibition or money or drugs, girls love them all

>>81671320 (OP)
>just be a normalfag
the real secret to getting laid

>>81671320 (OP)
altoids really shouldve gatekept
now alt girls to normies are considered goth and normal looking roasties with no makeup or clothes is considered alt lool

>>81671320 (OP)
>standard brown slut + tats = alt
we need some kind of reset

>>81671320 (OP)
>alt girls
that's just some latina normie

look at her doing a little tik tok dance at the end of the video, what part of her is supposed to be alt?

and the alt guys that alt girls do go for don't have a 1970s lumberjack mustache

bro is hipster more than anything, I bet he's got one those 1800s bicycles with the gone giant wheel he drives to his local coffee shop

>>81671459
>>81671413
It's just zoomers who don't know anything about the cultures they're trying to emulate

like 20 year old kids calling themselves straight edge when they don't even listen to the music

>>81671320 (OP)
Bi here. His face > her face but her body > his face

>>81672028
He fucks a ton of alt girls that's just the first video I saw where you get a good look at him. Also are you 40 years old? Hipster culture died in 2014

>How'd you meet
>We met at the Chat Pile show

>>81671320 (OP)
thats my boy Safe Sleazy

>>81672467
Why do incels hate these guys so much

>>81672594
Because they usually despise non nt men. They're giga normies.

>>81672607
That makes sense. The guy in op vid is a former pro hockey player jock. Probably bullied nerds in HS

>>81671320 (OP)
This faggot won some #1 male performer award shit and EVERY bitch with tattoos drool over him. Then you go to fleshmechanic tiktok and the comments are normie 30 year old women lusting on him.

What the FUCK does this Canuck fag have that I don't

>>81671397
If you're bluepilled to the reality of the world and just say all the shit they want to hear, yes, they will fuck you.

>>81672883
He's tall, has tattoos, and that mustache mullet combo that zoomer sluts like

>>81672883
>>81672906
Don't try the look if you're a non-NT loser like Idubbbz. You'll just look lame

>>81672883
hes tall, has a good jawline and a great eye region.
>>81672936
tsmt, if youre a chad you can get away with having any aesthetic from emo to rockabilly and people will think youre cool for it because the halo of your looks will cancel out any of the cringe a normgroid would experience from seeing an autist or sub5 rocking the exact same style

>>81672936
What aesthetics can non nts even pull off. We always look lame.

why do alt girls only fuck alt guys (?????????????????)

>>81672883
>Pov:You're forced to suck him off while his foid friends laugh at you

>>81671320 (OP)
If he can afford to get all those shitty tattoos he can afford to take her on expensive dates.

>>81672028
>I bet he has [a] bicycle that he drives
>Bicycle
>Drives

>>81673211
Jesus. A fate worse than hell

>>81671320 (OP)
Pretty sure if I pay enough youll give up your littoe ass too nigga

>>81673315
>doesn't know the definition of drive

>>81671320 (OP)
>Why do girls with daddy issues like gross slobs

>>81672594
erm i literally called him my boy

>>81671320 (OP)

>Tall
>Good shape (not super skinny, doesn't have a gut)
>Has a decent schlong
>full head of hair and good mustache
>Gay tats but girls like that shit

She sees him as like an 8/10 anon.

>>81671320 (OP)

Because girls like all kinds of men!

>>81673315
>>81672028
>
>bro is hipster more than anything, I bet he's got one those 1800s bicycles with the gone giant wheel he drives to his local coffee shop
Close, How did you guess?