>have picrel as my honest to God ideal type in men
>keep wondering why the men I'm attracted to are so fucking mean to me
I'm a slave to my passions

>>81671979 (OP)
break those chains, fucker

>>81671979 (OP)
I look like this just thiner, with a full head of hair and not angry.

>>81671997
I can't, these chains are metaphysical
>>81672004
So when's the wedding handsome

>>81672032
You would not like me if we would talk for more than a few weeks. Also I doubt we even live on the same continent.

>>81671979 (OP)
You're attracted to the IRL model of the South Park Warcraft guy?

>>81672048
>You would not like me if we would talk for more than a few weeks
Why not? I only dislike outright bad people but I guess... you might be evil?
Also I'm in Europe, worth the shot
>>81672062
This guy's too old, the character I'm referring to is a teenager and around my age

>>81672094
I am not evil just clingy. okay here is my discord you can add me but I have to go to sleep soon. And please don't be a larp I can't take it anymore. I am also from the eu.
_crestfallenwarrior

>>81672145
Well damn you could've been nicer instead of saying I look like a trannie but I guess it does follow the premise of my original post

>>81672751
I am sorry I didn't mean it that way. Can you add me back? I told you I am simply paranoid to get catfished.

>>81672751
>>81672782
HAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO. This place is a zoo.

>>81672848
Yeah I was a asshole and it is my fault.

>>81671979 (OP)
> no The Lone Gunman
> no Millennium
Foid, you have poor taste in men.

You just looked more androgynous and some trannies are able to pull this look off as well. I worded it just wrong. Sorry I am simply very bad with social things because of my autism. I think this is why I can't have a gf because I keep saying the wrong things.

>>81672878
The Lone Gunmen wasnt even out when that comic was being published (its Eltingville, by the way; 1994 - 2002), and Millennium has nothing in common with the rest of whats on his list, being that he seems to be a fan of science fiction, and Millennium is more of a pure detective show at its core.
.t the guy in OPs pic IRL

>>81673364
You already lost her to _crestfallenwarrior.
Better luck next time.

>>81672145
>>81672751
>>81672782
If true, this is fucking hilarious.

>>81672094
>a teenager and around my age
Rare to see a woman on here not wanting somebody way older.

>>81673400
What are you on about. Most women I've seen here want guys around their age. It's the normies that like dating older.

>>81673437
lmao you are such a fucking newfag.

>>81673383
OWARI DA
KEKED AGAIN

>>81673529
Newfag? Zoomer girls are extremely age sensitive and aware of groomers you retard. I'm not talking about millennial whores from 2009.

>>81671979 (OP)
My gf that i met on here is the same and im so thankful for it.

>>81671979 (OP)
I knew a guy who looked just like this. He was French, fat, openly racist and accidentally showed me futa porn on his phone

Wait women are into fat misanthropic angry dorks that rant about shit nobody cares about now? Where the fuck is my gf?

>>81671979 (OP)
Lol this guy is literally me down to my obsession with scifi I even have the exact fucking name as this guy though I don't look anything like him just a 5'6 6/10 skinny fat half-asian dude and instead of NEETing in my mom's basement I opted for studying physics and renting out my own basement unit instead

I'm pretty sure I know exactly who you are there's not that many people into this comic on this board I bet you like Girls Und Panzer too...:P I really wanna be your friend but I guess you got the ick from me not good enough

Well if you're looking for that guy like down to 100% you should check out the Stellaris community it's where all the autistic no lifer scifi people like are chilling everyone there is socially awkward and dedicated to sci-fi I personally really like playing fanatic purifiers XD:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJPwEWHWyPE&pp=ygUSc3RlbGxhcmlzIGxhdGhsYW5k

https://m.youtube.com/@Thundershock8889

Good luck finding your perfect moid I guess. Sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

>>81675441
Josh would never talk like this. He'd go on a massive tirade about how stupid and unworthy she is of his genius.

>>81675475
Lol whatever it feels extremely strange I mean that is literally my legally assigned name but I don't need to explain anything to some socially oblivious autistic girl who got the ick from me good luck spending the next 20 years looking for your perfect mate :)

>>81671979 (OP)
One of my friends is literally this but instead of being a fatass he's a skinny white loser who I've been finding pretty annoying these days.
>>keep wondering why the men I'm attracted to are so fucking mean to me
I get it in a way, all the women I'm attracted to have some issue that always stops them from having any possibility of a relationship. Being attracted to normies would be so much easier

>>81675511
>One of my friends is literally this but instead of being a fatass he's a skinny white loser who I've been finding pretty annoying these days.
Not even lying btw I watched some of that cartoon and it really reminded me of him.

>>81675506
What? I'm not OP you stupid fucking woman. You have the same name as a character? Omg samesies so heckin similar

Oh hey the thread's still up
>>81673400
It is true but it didn't seem as funny to me
>Rare to see a woman on here not wanting somebody way older.
Yeah I think people don't understand the full implications of dating someone way older/younger and who's on an entirely different life stage. It sounds more like a fetish
>>81674379
You lost me at French
>>81675384
You are BLIND you fool
And yeah he's not the most popular of the bunch but he's got a pretty well stablished base of fan girls. Look for one of em
>>81675441
I'm probably not the girl you know since I'm European. I'm sorry that she dumped you, by the looks of it

>>81671979 (OP)
Is there a reason pooners are now obsessed with this? Is it something about the authentic experience of being a nerdy/geeky loser male that they will never have?
I read it back when i was like 15 and forgot about it. It's alright but these fags are losing their fucking minds over it because it's slightly obscure. Seems weird that there's likely a huge disconnect between their own interests and the interests of the characters, a lot of the gay references must fly over their heads (and all of this likely applies to (you)).

>>81676263
>pooners
I don't want to be him I want to fuck him
>Seems weird that there's likely a huge disconnect between their own interests and the interests of the character
Of course there is, I'm not a guy, I'm young, and all the obscure media I've consumed hasn't been western. So what?

>>81672094
if you're a teenager why are you reading that ANCIENT comic? why do women circulate this weird shit among themselves?

>>81676366
Teenagers now are obsessed with being "esoteric" and having the most obscure, non-mainstream interests. Ironically this leads them to all funnel into a handful of old things that were once obscure and make them well known.

>>81676263
Its a sincere comic about sincere people in an age without much sincerity

>>81676392
Unironically I wish the stuff I liked was mainstream. The most mainstream thing I like is Evangelion and it's so easy to find merch and other people that are into it. I also like Homestuck but... That's been dead for sometime
>>81676366
It has a fairly well-known adult swim pitch, it seemed interesting so I jumped to read the source material

>>81676421
you should watch Mission Hill, that's a classic show from around the same time. I first watched it in the 2010s and I thought it held up.

I refuse to believe anyone is truly attracted to the real people these characters represent. I think it's just trendy to lust over fictional losers online.

>>81676622
worldist means now the hamburger bites you, also

>>81676392
>now
Teenagers have been obsessed with being counterculture since the teenager was invented.