Thread 81672178

You know, FUCK relationships. I don't care about having a girlfriend. I don't care about having sex.
I want to be FRIENDS with a fembot! Friends!

>>81672178 (OP)
>looks down at the web below you as you hover over with webstrings coming out both sides of you keeping you elevated
Yeah... Uh-huh

>>81672201
You need to work on your prose man that was awkward to read.

>>81672250
IT WAS INTENTIONAL BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81672178 (OP)
OP here btw I am trans

>>81672258
D-dont call me a baka! Only a baka calls other people baka, b-baka!
>>81672268
big if true

>>81672178 (OP)
im completely the opposite. ive been friendzoned so many times i have mental problems because of it. if i suspect a woman is friendzoning me i spazz the fuck out and ruin everything and never apologize.
i could have girl "friends" any day of the week, except that they aren't friends and never were.
even the few times where i really just tried to be friends, the women eventually ended the friendship because of boyfriends, or because they just get bored and move on.
the only people i can trust to stick around long-term are bros

Really? I just want a replacement mother I can fuck. Female friends are garbage. I don't want to hear the thoughts of a woman ever again, regardless of how correct they think they are about something (spoiler: they're never right about literally anything and they're all fickle cunts) .

>>81672178 (OP)
fembot summoned: friend acquired.

>>81672821
Hello fembot. How are you? I am doing fine.

>>81672178 (OP)
Foids will judge you based on your attractiveness regardless, and you will have to compete for attention with an army of simps.

It's quite hard unless you're already coworkers or interact daily in some exclusive form. Not like they make good friends in the first place, they're too self absorbed unless old

I'm the complete opposite. I want sex, sex with smelly fat fembots

>>81672268
i am @8tsk on discord if u would like to be friends ?? i dont have many & i am barely active cuz the rot consumed me but i would still like to talk

>>81672178 (OP)
I want to impregnate your fembot friend and have her send you an invite to our wedding.

>>81672178 (OP)
You are a faggot also this never works.

>>81673015
heh did you really think that was op?
silly little troon chaser...

>>81673015
Is this targeted at the OP (me) or the anon who made that post impersonating OP (not me)?
You can tell I'm OP because trust me I swear.

>>81673018
I wish you luck on impregnating my fembot friends anon.
>>81673037
>You are a faggot
I know.

>>81672178 (OP)
No you don't. They will always 100% ghost you.

>>81672178 (OP)
I don't really care about relationships or getting a gf anymore as well but I'd still like to have sex.

Any.. erm... "foids" willing to partake? (Sorry, I'm new here.)

>>81672178 (OP)
Stop the act when know your real Intentions. These girls don't want to be friends with you cause you're not chad.

>>81672641
most honest and correct /r9k/ poster

>>81673001
kill yourself, thirst lord simp faggot

vros, i'm locked in to the 'chan now.
Be prepared to waste so much time.

>>81672178 (OP)
Meh, I've been friends with women and it's okay. But they really don't believe in anything and will use you like an emotional tampon. It's like having a girlfreind and putting in all the work but not getting to fuck them.

>>81673641
when they try to turn me into their sexless bf i just put my foot down and let it be known i'm not doing that shit.
i understand that even if i do end up liking you(happens sometimes not that much anymore) it won't go anywhere without an extensive humiliation ritual(you probably still won't get anything thoughbeit) all i ask is in return is for you to respect me as a man and don't try to make me something i'm not for your benefit

>>81672178 (OP)
I wouldnt want to be friends with anyone from this board. Almost everyone here is really annoying.

Best time I spent here was definitely chatting shit with the biofem frens.
I hope once we get a non retarded mod most of the board can be comfy like that

>>81673807
>I hope once we get a non retarded mod
I wouldn't count on it anon. The entire site is doomed to suffer from a shit mod team until it dies imo.

>>81673807
>I hope once we get a non retarded mod
The entire moderation of 4trans are power tripping tranny retards and that is the way it will stay. Should had all stayed on other chans while this dump was down and never returned

>>81672178 (OP)
Why would you want to do that? Women are fucking stupid and shallow.

>>81672178 (OP)
Yes you all say this