Thread 81672456 - /r9k/ [Archived: 763 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:52 AM No.81672456
2256_20-_20SoyBooru
2256_20-_20SoyBooru
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How can I become Johnny SiIverhand
Replies: >>81673036 >>81673060 >>81673107
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:39:09 AM No.81672495
be a druggie faggot with a hamfisted fuck the authority dream that achieves the opposite of what you wanted
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:34:41 AM No.81673036
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>>81672456 (OP)
first you must do in this order:
>enroll in the military
>abandon your service
>start getting hooked on drugs
>start a garage band out of pure angst
>keep playing with said band, until your sound is better than sex
>get reknowned hacker girlfriend
>watch her get kidnapped right in front of you
>get more angsty
>somehow gain access to a nuke
>throw your entire career that setup a life-long source of income and fame in the trash, to nuke a tower and surround city borough of people (for the lolz)
>when asked why, simply say it was for the greater good
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:37:30 AM No.81673060
>>81672456 (OP)
>THE SYSTEM IS LE BAD
ok where is the billions must die ending? Why can't i nuke the entire city??
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:45:31 AM No.81673107
>>81672456 (OP)
>yfw not morgan blackhandmaxxing like me
And that is why you will end up a cuck in a brainchip.