put DOWN the soup, moids

>>81673787 (OP)
i don't need to drink a milkshake Fox News. i need to share one.

>>81673787 (OP)
no lol

I loooove clam chowder

>>81673787 (OP)
they should make milkshakes for adults that are low in sugar and have aspartame instead, only problem is you can't make ice cream that way. it'd basically just be cold sweetened half-and-half with something for texture lol.

>>81673787 (OP)
What an insecure faggot, would dump a milkshake on his head

I WILL eat the soup
I WILL drink the milkshake
I WILL cross my legs
Watters isn't man enough to stop me

No, fuck off. Anyone who is concerned about this a loser anyway. I'll eat and drink whatever the fuck I want.

>>81673787 (OP)
who this dude telling me i cant drink from a straw and enjoy a nice soup at a restaurant? what a bastard

>>81673787 (OP)
boomers are so funny lol, soup is for girls lol

>>81673787 (OP)
turn ON the Amazon moids

how am i gonna drink my iced coffee with no straw?

how am i gonna enjoy my bowl of pho if i can sip the broth?

people be twisted these days, saying all kinds of bullshit

>>81673871
I only triangle cross. Like I can't crush my balls man. I'm packed out that way. Only figure four lock. I will eat ze soup I'm not the biggest milk shake guy. More smoothies.

>>81673787 (OP)
I agree with everything he says. Anyone disagreeing is an oversized toddler.

>>81673787 (OP)
This nigga SMALL as fuck

Men want masculinity performing until they die so that is what they'll get

i dont know who this dude thinks he is, but i will enjoy my soup and iced drinks with straws in public

>>81673787 (OP)
This man obviously hasn't seen pulp fiction.

>>81673934
>This man obviously hasn't seen pulp fiction.
kek

>>81673787 (OP)
The fag who spends an hour doing his makeup every morning before appearing on camera is peak masculinity

>>81673934
>>81673977
oh. is that a Sam Jackson line? SJ can get away with saying that

So glad the news covers the most important topics.

>>81673934
>He's never had a $5 shake

>>81674007
>oh. is that a Sam Jackson line? SJ can get away with saying that

wash down

Still eating cooked food? Ha! You are like little baby girl. I exclusively eat raw meat. The only things a man drinks is raw milk, keffir, or water.

>>81674067
Water is for sissies. Real men drink only booze they make themselves in their bathtubs.

>>81673787 (OP)
I ate some soup like 6 months ago at a restaurant and felt like a jackass slurping it down spoonful after spoonful. He's right. I decided that day I wouldn't be eating soup in public again, at least not until I'm at least 70 years old.

oh man. these movie boomers are so gay. not everyone remembers every movie line they have seen.

i thought my soup sipping rights were under attack. that would not stand

>>81674067
>>81674079
milk is for babies and water dehydrates you.
real man drink blood.

>>81674107
Everyone bleeds. Trve men drink cum.

>>81673787 (OP)
I made a veggie soup earlier with tomatoes, onions, quinoa, and peppers.

Good shit.

Im going to be obnoxiously gay just to get on your nerves

>>81673868
The only proper response

This nigga ugly af, how dare he talk about masculinity. What an absolute clown.

>>81673787 (OP)
This is what rightoids think masculinity is. Being a conformist drone who follows the rules other men set for them. It is in fact very slavish and womanly behavior.

A true ubermensch creates his own rules and values and lives by them and has the power to strike down any who would challenge him.

>it's not manly to use every part of the kill for nutrition, even soaking the bones in simmering water to extract every drop of fat and savory flavor from the beast

watters is cooked man. Soup is based af

>>81673787 (OP)
thats why i always drink my soup in the privacy of my own home bc god forbid men do anything

milk shake was too far. this guy is a fag

>>81674349
>milk shake was too far. this guy is a fag
srs

>>81674107
ok vampire