>Wake up stuck on a deserted island with these zoomers
>Naturally, the zoomers appoint you as their leader
What role do you assign each one of them to maximize your survival odds?

1 and 3 hunts
2 and 5 pick me fruit
4 will be my servant and have sex with me to make up for having no porn or ao3 smut on the island
>t. black fembot

>>81674599
why would you pick 4 as your sex servant though? wouldnt 2 be more your speed as a purported black woman?

>>81674694
4 looks like multiple crushes I had in the past. 2 is cute however.

>>81674518 (OP)
Im not gay so I would murder them all.

We are gonna start a prog rock band called Zillennium Falcon and rescue will come to us in no time after hearing our bomb ass music gg no re

>>81675062
No no no you need them to survive

who the fuck are these guys, man?

>>81675083
Where are the instruments?

>>81675107
We'll make them out of wood foraged from the island.

>>81675130
just like drums and shit?
>>81675101
the people stuck with you on the island. i made that pretty clear.

>>81675143
>look it up
>first result is gay porn
okay :)

>>81675154
no this is not gay porn

>>81675101
stop asking questions

>>81675181
it IS gay porn stop lying!

>>81675375
NEVER!

>>81675420
Why would it be gay porn? These boys are STRAIGHT!