I'm fucking terrified of phone calls, and doctor-like visits in general. The first one has so many avenues for me to spill my spaghetti and fuck everything up and ruin my life forever, while the latter could potentially make me poorer than a Libyan basket weaver if anything at all is wrong.
Am I insane for thinking these things?

I didn't go to the dentist for 5 years

>>81674731 (OP)
I am my own dentist but I eat good
I have no wife or girlfriend
Yesh but I'm not getting put into vans by the army lol thankfully