>DONT YOU EAT THAT FUCKING APPLE THAT I CREATED IN THE FIELD YOU STUPID BITCH
>WHY DID I EVEN MAKE IT? THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OUT

>>81675546 (OP)
I wish at least god was a gay rapist like Zeus. Then it would make sense why my life is non stop ass rape.

I know there's apologetics reasons for this but I always found it funny how God is constantly being surprised and caught off guard in the early OT. It's humanizing and quaint.

>>81675573
No its retarded. He is written as a Greek god when he is supposedly an all knowing being.

>>81675573
>>81675580
God is evil
- John Calvin

I'm not religious but imagine if you're training an AI and during it's development you have to test it for loyalty and obedience. It makes sense from that perspective.

>>81675720
but then why doesn't he just turn the ai off and make a new one?

>>81675546 (OP)

Have you always hated God? It feels different when you've loved God and then came to hate Him.

This material realm is wicked and I refuse to say that it came from a good Creator.

>>81675546 (OP)
>fucking apple
That's your punishment right there

>>81675546 (OP)
listen man if you wanna criquite God get your facts straight
it wasn't an apple it was a fruit it was left ambiguous

>>81675546 (OP)
YEAH FUCK YOU GOD! ALSO FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME A SEA MONKEY

imagine someone came in your house and ate your food id be mad

>>81676209
This bit is just a repeat of the guy whose bit was posting about how small his penis was in every thread. Not original.

>>81675785
Lol this flavor of atheist is my favorite
>if God real why bad people do bad thing

>>81675546 (OP)
>you're a heckin Redditor if you don't worship Rabbi Yeshua

>>81675580
Omniscience isn't really a coherent concept anyways. It's impossible to know whether any arbitrary turing machine will halt in a finite time or not for example.

The serpent being literally Satan was a retcon btw.

>>81675573
He's not "taken off guard". You may choose to read it that way, but He just reacts in a human way to not alienate the humans he's talking to.

Anon. I can punch you to death. Are you saying we shouldn't have hands and god should just give us nerf or should we just follow the rules ?

it's just there is one guy doing it anyway

>>81675740
He literally did do that with the great flood to give humans a second chance.

>>81675573
If you're not a kike I don't see the reason in worshipping him. Being a luciferian is much more based. Fuck yaweh.

>>81675546 (OP)
Talking to people about religious settings who genuinely take everything in the Bible at face value is tiring. I'm tired of this grandpa!

no, it's just going insane but you can only use it to tip less

>>81676899
>about religious settings
I meant to say "about religion"

>>81675546 (OP)
These are always so funny for no reason, lol.