post about the stupid retard problems you have that only someone as stupid and retarded as you have

>you and your gay racist chud friend have feelings for each other, but because you both want biological kids and a properly raised family love each other despite being perfect for each other

>be me
>have feelings for a twink
>he has a gf
we occasionally chat and he responds quick enough but something about him having a gf just messes with me

>>81678464 (OP)
>be me
>thinking about what im gonna do for this 4th july

>>81678464 (OP)
>75 yo Uncle in the room adjacent to "mine" (refurbished hall, separated by a decrepit wooden door with opaque glass from his room) has prostate cancer and keeps a pee jug that reeks + his constant noise and the smell
>Once spilt the jug all over the floor and on my bed
>For some reason wont or doesnt want to fix his rooms lamp so he keeps the one above my head turned on for 30 minutes past what is supposed to be my bedtime then asks me to turn it off unless he finds me sleeping before going to his room
>Waves some stupid powerful flashlight in the middle of the night which goes through the glass and disturbs my sleep
Genuinely wish him a swift death for his own sake and mine, the family has already literal millions on my grandma before him already

>>81678525
get a darker glass

>>81678525
pissjugging is just chadhavior and you're mad that unc gets to do it while you have to be a pottycuck

>>81678538
I wish i were this immature and brainrotten

>>81678464 (OP)
>be attracted to androgynous, lanky women. big badonks don't do it for me
>get lanky androgynous gf
>gf decides after 5 years that secretly i resent her for not being curvy and feminine
>remind her that I'm into androgynous women as a preference
>WHAT THE FUCK ANON ARE YOU CALLING ME A MAN AAA
OP, you should just get with your friend. One of you might die tomorrow

>>81678587
>OP, you should just get with your friend.
but i want BIOLOGICAL kids and fear the results of twink death on the relationship. I also want our kids to be raised in a normal household and receive proper care, I don't know if two men can do that.

I also do not want to disappoint those around me who are vastly more judgmental and bigoted, but are otherwise good people.

>>81678672
Find a lesbian couple that wants kids and double beard it.

I got sexually assaulted so now I'm agoraphobic

>>81678464 (OP)
Wanting to kill myself because I don't think I can get a job

>>81678756
>Find a lesbian couple that wants kids and double beard it.
finding a female willing to interact with me is such a herculean task to be impossible, let alone finding two, let alone finding two who are chuddy enough to tolerate us, let alone two even willing to do this in the era of gay marriage.

I fucking hate being alive sometimes

>>81678464 (OP)
>be me
>anorexic male (lol) throughout teenage years
>start eating solid food
>now going through puberty at the ripe old age of 23

I'm exhausted all the time and got chest pains, can't get enough calories and nutrients in my stomach
Everyone assumes i'm healthy bc I'm not fat aaaaa

>>81678939
>Everyone assumes i'm healthy bc I'm not fat aaaaa
most people yell at me to eat more because im skinny and like it that way (Im 5 foot 7 and 120 pounds)

>my girlfriend wore my mother's clothes and we did mommy/son sexual role-playing a month into dating
>She gave me a hand job and called my weewee small and precious as i suckled her breast
>we've been dating for over 10 years and still never speak of it.

>>81679098
might be an idea to eat some more? or do some pilates idk
I used to be 130 pounds at 6"2, shit was utterly dire, i looked like an auschwitz victim

>>81679147
>>my girlfriend wore my mother's clothes and we did mommy/son sexual role-playing a month into dating
>>She gave me a hand job and called my weewee small and precious as i suckled her breast
>>we've been dating for over 10 years and still never speak of it.
HOT
DO IT AGAIN ANON
>>81679196
>hurr durr eat some more
i dont like eating. it doesn't bring me pleasure. it hurts to eat a lot in one sitting, i often can't finish most meals and have to reheat them later, or take like 3 hours to eat.

i dont care for eating. it does nothing for me, i prefer being smaller. i dont see why everyone insists on saying "hurr durr eat more"

>>81678464 (OP)
>>you and your gay racist chud friend have feelings for each other, but because you both want biological kids and a properly raised family love each other despite being perfect for each other
please get together. sounds like heaven

>>81679656
>please get together. sounds like heaven
IT DOES BUT I WANT KIDS, I really do love him and care about him. he's a total sweetheart, we alighn, and he isn't bad looking.

still. gay men can't start family, maintain a family, or properly raise kids, which is is nightmarish. I just wish he was a girl, or i was a girl, so it'd be easier.

>>81679733
scientists just created mice with two fathers..
>maintain a family or properly raise kids
How's that

>>81679767
>scientists just created mice with two fathers..
yes, using experimental and untested technology that is basically owned by the medical industry.

gay relationships are tethered to the medical system right now if they wish to even be productive like straight ones. not that im claiming that many women are bearing children in barns, but it does not sit right with me that it's necessary to spend money on surrogacy or a clinic to get that.

>How's that
the lack of women involved. motherly affection and care is something integral to a child's development and is something that a man, especially autistic men like me and him, won't be able to as readily provide to a child. I'm the more effeminate one between us and I do not believe I could properly mother a child.

lack of breast milk production also hampers children's growth, you'd be reliant on formula if you're a gay man.

also if you have a daughter you're going to have a massive relatability problem since both parents are dudes

>>81679931
These concerns show you are quite compassionate and conscientious. Honestly you would probably make better pretends than most heterosexual couples man. I understand your discomfort but there are so many kids in shitty situations that would probably thrive if moved to a household like yours. Maybe anyway. I guess if you're not into the adoption stuff (where you would be an objective net positive) then it makes sense.. Aw man. I desperately wish you two can be happy together somehow

>>81679967
>Honestly you would probably make better pretends than most heterosexual couples man
we were both abused horribly and are very sensitive people to the suffering of children. its partly why im very skeptical of if we would be good fits as parents together.

>there are so many kids in shitty situations that would probably thrive if moved to a household like yours
> guess if you're not into the adoption stuff (where you would be an objective net positive) then it makes sense
im sure there would, and the concept of taking in a kid is not something im against, but its missing the biological factor:

continuing both of our genetics through someone, being connected to that someone and fostering their health, being able to claim that person as apart of your two shared lineage. It's very important to both of us that happens, especially me.

I know an adopted kid would have elements of that, taking after mannerisms and ways of life, but it doesn't have the full impact. there's a reason that people insist on creating new life rather than adopting another's: biology and genetics matter a lot.

>Aw man. I desperately wish you two can be happy together somehow
I hope so too, but I doubt it'll work. i plan to talk to my therapist about it and im encouraging him to talk to one too (he has a lot of baggage as well, I think it'll be positive for him).

I would love for it to work, he's so perfect, it's just he's a dude. I wish he was a girl so bad, but nothing I can do can change reality.

>>81678464 (OP)
I cant suck my own dick despite all my efforts in flexibiltiy, i feel like i've wasted my time

i farted really hard at work during my last hour of a shift and it was wet, but i had nothing to change into, so I just finished out my day and drove home in completely ruined shit pants

my love interest is a dyke i've never spoken to on a discord/game that i just quit
god i'm fucked

You're gonna wait to ask this question.

>>81681291
>my love interest is a dyke i've never spoken to on a discord/game that i just quit
>god i'm fucked
that's just a crush, please get over it.

>>81681305
ESL post or schizophrenia?

>>81681314
yeah well i'm still fucked, it was my only social outlet

>>81681781
>yeah well i'm still fucked, it was my only social outlet
dont worry anon, you still have r9k. we'll be here for you