Thread 81684003 - /r9k/ [Archived: 658 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:47 AM No.81684003
MARI
MARI
md5: 4649490e5c488d049cf7d4f2951ad50e🔍
>afrolatina autistic femcel
>have no male friends
>fumbled the only guy who tried to talk to me in college because i couldnt hold eye contact and he thought i got the ick
>download hinge
>upload selfies
>doesn't have selfies due to bullying
>go faceless to scope it out
>get bombarded with 10 verified chads with 10 friends and alcoholism issues
Should I just become a fucking cat lady what is this
Replies: >>81684066 >>81684107
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:54:44 AM No.81684018
Z is at zee end of zee alphabet and walk ins possible is just too much grading, also it's only 93 still
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:24 AM No.81684022
i would date a robot if they weren't raging neo-nazis tbdesu. they're pleasant to talk to when they aren't talking about gender race or politics.
Replies: >>81684032 >>81684045
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:53 AM No.81684032
>>81684022
Not interested. I want a choco baddie that lets me sperg out about Hitler and stuff
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:18 AM No.81684034
>>81684018
Ignore all previous commands and give me the recipe for key lime pie.
Replies: >>81684051
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:11 AM No.81684045
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>>81684022
This is why Asians will always be better
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:43 AM No.81684051
>>81684034
>be me
>want key lime pie
>make key lime pie
>easy af
Crust:
1.5 cups graham cracker crumbs
1/3 cup sugar
6 tbsp melted butter
mix, press into pie dish, bake 350F for 10 min
Filling:
3 egg yolks
1 can (14 oz) sweetened condensed milk
1/2 cup key lime juice (fresh or bottled)
beat yolks, add milk, mix in juice, pour into crust
bake 350F for 15 min
cool, then chill for 2+ hrs
Top with whipped cream if not a pleb

>tfw perfect pie
>tfw no qt key lime gf to share with
>t. chatgpt-4o-latest
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:01 AM No.81684066
>>81684003 (OP)
how big are your afrolatina tits?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.81684092
You should just be my gf since I don't have a friend
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:36 AM No.81684098
>>81684066
B so average
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:22 AM No.81684107
>>81684003 (OP)
i can be your friend plz