Enjoying Winter while Euroids roast and seethe.

>>81684319 (OP)
I love the Winter time so much man. Everything is so blue in the mornings.

anyway i think im going to sign up for a french class in brisbane to try and find a gf, good or bad idea?

>>81684319 (OP)
Winter is nice here in NZ
What's not nice is cleaning the condensation off my windows every morning lest they get mouldy

13c at 4am lads
how do I cool down?

>>81684319 (OP)
I usually don't mind winter but these cold snaps we've been having on the east coast are brutal. I don't even have a heater in my house, just shivering through the nights and drinking vodka.

>>81685457
damn anon that sucks you should get a thick dressing gown

>>81684725
impressing a French girl by speaking her language is based

>>81685535
I am more interested in impressing an Australian girl who also happens to be taking the same French class as me.

>>81684319 (OP)
It's crazy how 90% of Australia is an uninhabitable desert wasteland

>>81685610
It is important to remember this whenever people suggest "the country is so big, there is plenty of room for more people!"

>>81685610
unironically we should terraform the outback by digging a new inland sea and making it lush and fertile
Australia has enough room to comfortably support a billion people

>>81684319 (OP)
Where do you plan on getting a wife from if you live in these countries? I think that finding one here is pretty much impossible :(

>>81685767
I simply do not plan on such a thing. If I really had to though, I would find a nice monkey girl from SEA.

oceania is so awesome
>wake up
>play with your kangaroo pet
>play the didgeridoo
>jog around ayers rock
>swim to new zealand
>eat vegemite and play rugby
>sleep in a hammock, looking at the stars

who /auckland/ here?
orz

>29/M/Papua New Guinea

how's it going guys?

>>81686509
grimridge pastures

>>81686520
>when the prions hit just right

>>81685767
Russia or Eastern Europe.

>>81686520
Are you the guy from sp

>>81686557
No you idiot, I'm lying.

I'm actually from the Indonesian region of Western New Guinea.

>>81686557
No you idiot, I'm clearly lying.

I'm actually from the Indonesian region of Western New Guinea.

>>81686622
Kamu dari merauke? Saya naik kapan Pelni hampir sampai ke irian jaya

>>81686636
M8 I'm bullshitting, you think someone from Papua would have internet? Let alone use this shit site?

>>81686671
Yeah , im talking with a bunch of people from west papua rn.
The cities are the same as other indonesian cities except theyre much more expensive

>>81685767
Australian women are absolutely horrid why would you even consider one?

Nz here. Sold drugs today, 1680 turnover decent day maybe 30-40% was profit. Im unsure. Obviously this is meagre compared to the risks taken. Getting drunk tonight. Last time i drank i wrecked my motorbike and broke my finger. Got a pizza in the oven. Shits heating the fuck up had 5 dealers robbed last 2 weeks. That I know of. One was me it was legit traumatizing. I'm on fucking edge had a Facebook message today, I misinterpreted the meaning and was about to go looking for a motherfucker to pincushion. Not even like exaggerating i always keep a dagger on me I know the guys sister and could track him down. The way i read it he was planning to rob me. I thibk he was just barred out and minced some words. Stressful few yours ngl sitting there like should i go, strike first, I was eneaged as well and then rationally im like maybe its a misunderstanding like who wouod tell someone their plan to rob, to the guy theyre robbing? Eventually I calmed myself to just straight point blank demand he explain his message. He realized the way I interpreted it and was being coy and shit. Still, still wary. I'll not let anybody rob me again I can assure you. Just Currently relapsing on alcohol. Also I need a job - unemployment makes me go insane. It's been like 3 months I'm already like a full-time criminal. Need a fembot gf as well any kiwi girls out there? You must be smart funny and slightly alt (some tats l independent minded stubborn and attractive). In return I offer
1. Drugs
2. Affection and love
3. I have genuine real life hobbies and interests such as fossil collecting and I like road trips and just looking around especially with someone

But I have no job. If interested hit me up in like 2 months this trappin shit will get to keep I'll get a 9-5 and can offer a non insane version of myself. Ngl full time trapping is at least more interesting than the other shit I've done for money. Nowhere near worth it but still, at least I'm not bored.

>>81686970
>unironic crack paragraph
Cool bro

>>81685599
>90% of Australia is an uninhabitable desert wasteland
It isn't though. Less than 40% of Australia is actually desert.

Wil iemand in een alternatieve realiteit leven?

Will authorities find out if I mine for gold on government land?

I hate wellington. such a gay little city. wish the norks would nuke this place already
>>81687312
Probably not, but the locals will probably know

Just got nangs and about to get fuarked. What you niggas doing?

>>81686970
You write like a meth head. Stop crying about the consequences of your shitty decisions no one has any sympathy to lend you

>>81686509
Moved out of there to the closest largest city just south. Auckland made me lose my fucking mind, that place is full of plastic fake people all wanting to get up each others asses either to blow hot air or to fuck you. Genuinely the worst, most soulless city in this god forsaken nation.

>>81686970
Slok I hope to god this isn't you, stay safe bro get off the drugs.