Thread 81686612

Aren't you at least a little embarrassed being in your late 20s and still waiting for your mom to make your neet ass a breakfast?

>>81686612 (OP)
if my mom looked like THAT I would still be living at home
(jk if she'd still be a psycho)

>>81686612 (OP)
I make my own breakfast. Anyway, lovely woman.

>>81686612 (OP)
why would i when my mommy is the best cook?

I don't wait for her to make me food, she just does it anyway. Thanks mum, love you <3 Sorry for being a mental retard <3

>>81686612 (OP)
still live with my mom but i told her to stop feeding me, treat me like i'm somebody else and let me buy my own groceries and feed myself
she doesn't listen of course, calls me over when its time for breakfast/lunch/dinner

she cooks so much and i eat so little, the fridge is full of leftovers since she believes her little boy might want a late night snack
every few days i'd clear the fridge and throw it all away
>mfw we're both stuck in this dance

>>81686612 (OP)
My mom said there is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone progresses through life at their own pace.

>>81686657
>everyone progresses through life at their own pace.
then why the fuck does it seem like everyone's getting married in their mid-20s, have their own place, their own car, and a stable job

i want what everyone's having but it seems like i won't ever

>>81686708
>everyone's getting married in their mid-20s
Where is that? The median age for first marriage in Western Europe is about 34 years, getting your own place is a couple years earlier (although it's mostly apartments if you are in a city). Some people here never buy cars.

I'm pretty sure it's a bit earlier for all these categories, especially cars, in the US, but mid 20s? Doubt

>>81686793
NTA but if he lives somewhere in LatAm or SEA then that makes sense

>>81686612 (OP)
are there more photos of this woman available on the internet

>>81686612 (OP)
Clean up in aisle: my pants

>>81686612 (OP)
TFW no barren cougar GF to pump full of cum.

>>81686612 (OP)
this picture is so slavic

>>81687398
All anons deserve overbearing big titty slavic moms

>>81686612 (OP)
Actually I'm in my 30s and get a sausage egg croissant at the gas station with my coffee on the way to work in the a.m. because there's nobody around to make me brekkie.

>>81686612 (OP)
My Mom believes in conspiracy theories and is fully convinced that society is holding me back for being a straight white male

>>81686612 (OP)
No cuz mommy said she's happy to make her favorite boi breakfast every day

>>81686612 (OP)
>Aren't you at least a little embarrassed
No.

>>81686612 (OP)
1. My mom never did that for me
2. I am level 2 autistic. You cant judge my adaptive behavior skills by that of normoids